i wish i were...

[monkey]

an astronaut
a sports doctor
a ballerina
a stylist
an actor
coco chanel


you?

[P of R]

Something.

[monkey]

Something.

it's ok. you can admit your wish to be my sex butler.

[P of R]

it's ok. you can admit your wish to be my sex butler.


And that'll be my first quoted sig ever. (y)

[monkey]

someone else must have fantasy job titles???? anyone?

[jackrock]

Writer
Pro Driver
Helicopter pilot
CSI
Trucker

(those are actually just what i want to be)

[Justin]

professional sports athlete or a nascar driver

[TurdBerglar]

a hero of some sorts

[SobaViolence]

not poor.

[QueenAdrock]

From since I was little:

Archaeologist

Paleontologist

Forensic Chemist (I know it's cliched now because of all those TV shows, but ever since I was little I thought it was an awesome job because I'd visit my dad at work all the time and saw all the awesome stuff he was doing)

Veterinarian

Marine Biologist

So...basically, my little kid dreams all point to some sort of science. And I still want to do something in science, but I picked history instead. Basically because I FUCKING HATE MATH. Whatever, I got myself a sweet job working for the Department of Defense now. All I need is security clearance and I'm in mothafuckasss

[Lyman Zerga]

mother and wife

[Kid Presentable]

Dead, sometimes.

[GetYourWarOn]

someone with health insurance

[Mr Films]

....in a relationship.
....making another movie.
....not so anxious all the time.

[M.C. Guevera]

a cartoonist.
a rapper.
a writer.
a poet.
a genius.
Skye Sweetnam and/or Morgan Webb's husband.

[P of R]

I do actualy have some dream professions.

Racecar driver
Professional artist
TV-quiz master
Jazz drummer
Pauli's personal sex-butler

[ms.peachy]

I'm pretty happy with where I'm at, now that I've got my gorgeous little baby. There are other careers too that I could see myself excelling in, but I don't neccessarily 'wish' I was doing. When I was younger I never would have thought I'd be a teacher/counsellor, but now I love it so much I can't think of what else I'd rather be doing. So the only thing that I can say "I wish I was..." is maybe a published novelist, but I figure that will come in time too.

[Jadge Fucking 1]

a professional rapper

[Tzar]

a rock star

really do :(

[Jadge Fucking 1]

the dude from the big lebowski

[Planetary]

an oscarmayer weiner

[ms.peachy]

an oscarmayer weiner
Oh snap, give this man a prize!(y)

[Planetary]

:D

[Astra]

a buddha

[Planetary]

can't be a buddha. you can be either a buddhist or the buddha.

[Planetary]

stress free....

[paul jones]

fucking a woman

[SobaViolence]

can't be a buddha. you can be either a buddhist or the buddha.

wrong.

[GetYourWarOn]

im a buddha

[paul jones]

im a buddha
really?

[Astra]

can't be a buddha. you can be either a buddhist or the buddha.
I'd believe you if I wasn't buddhist. There is more than one buddha.

[paul jones]

I'd believe you if I wasn't buddhist. There is more than one buddha.
is there?

[Planetary]

I'd believe you if I wasn't buddhist. There is more than one buddha.

really? then i stand corrected :)

[monkey]

Pauli's personal sex-butler


<3 my favorite sig ever

[Sarky Devotchka]

A BIG FAT HIPPOPOTAMUS!

[paul jones]

A BIG FAT HIPPOPOTAMUS!
I love the hippos.

I reckon they should have hippo racing with little chimpanzees as jockeys

[enree erzweglle]

I'm pretty happy with where I'm at [...]
I feel the same way. If I added anything, it would be the ability to do something tangibly creative.

[fucktopgirl]

already in quebec and would'nt have to drive 55 hours!

[paul jones]

already in quebec and would'nt have to drive 55 hours!
55 hour drive?....fuck,that's a long drive!, that's like 3 days

[jennyb]

A musician by profession.

[fucktopgirl]

55 hour drive?....fuck,that's a long drive!, that's like 3 days

YEa, A freaking long road trip, i am crossing Canada one end to the other basically, British colombia to Quebec . I will pass trough 6 provinces : BC, Alberta, Saskatchewan, manitoba, Ontario then Quebec.

So i figure it will be more like 5 days of driving, if i manage to drive 12 hours a days and if i am full top shape maybe just 4 days. Anyway will see how it goes, i am ready so is my sound system in the van :D

[So Ruff]

i wish i were an almighty immortal being with really gnarly powers. that's about it.

[GetYourWarOn]

really?

as long as you have no further questions on this subject then yes. yes i am.