Jungle Fever

[Pootytang]

I almost caught jungle fever earlier today.

My job brings me to many different homes, some nice some not so nice. I arrived at one of the nicest homes on my route and the owners were not home, but the maid was there working up a storm. We started talking and come to find out, her x-husband is white and they have 2 kids together. The conversation went towards sexual experiences and I told her I had never been with a black chick before. She made it very clear that I was able to take it right then and there or anytime I ever wanted it.

I've never considered being with someone of the African-American persuasion. I'm not racist.

[iceygirl]

I almost caught jungle fever earlier today.

My job brings me to many different homes, some nice some not so nice. I arrived at one of the nicest homes on my route and the owners were not home, but the maid was there working up a storm. We started talking and come to find out, her x-husband is white and they have 2 kids together. The conversation went towards sexual experiences and I told her I had never been with a black chick before. She made it very clear that I was able to take it right then and there or anytime I ever wanted it.

I've never considered being with someone of the African-American persuasion. I'm not racist.

and you didnt nail her because...?

[mikizee]

yeah i reckon!! opportunities like that are few and far between. well for me anyway. i know ive never spoken to someone esp. a maid for 10 mins and theyve told me that i can fuck them silly if i cared to! ive never been with a black woman, but i sure would if i had the opportunity.

[Pootytang]

I have no clue on why I didn't nail her. Maybe it is because I'm trying to be professional. It wouldn't look good on my part if I was on top of the maid and the home owners returned. I can't afford to lose business over a piece of ass.

[vickista]

I have no clue on why I didn't nail her. Maybe it is because I'm trying to be professional. It wouldn't look good on my part if I was on top of the maid and the home owners returned. I can't afford to lose business over a piece of ass.


wow. ur good. how long has it been since ur last screw? 5 yrs, 8 yrs?

[TimDoolan]

I have no clue on why I didn't nail her. Maybe it is because I'm trying to be professional. It wouldn't look good on my part if I was on top of the maid and the home owners returned. I can't afford to lose business over a piece of ass.

I know what you mean, dude. Like you my job takes me to many different homes. I went to this one house and this woman answers the door. She must have been about forty but her body was smoking. It looked like she had implants and she was total milf material. So I get to talking with her a little and I notice a big grand piano in her front room. I ask her if she plays, and she says no, its for guests. Than she asks me if I play, and tell her yes, a little. Then she touches my belt and says "You can play on my piano anytime." I just froze! It was so far out of left field that this woman would come on to me like that, I just thanked her and left. Classic!

[Pootytang]

wow. ur good. how long has it been since ur last screw? 5 yrs, 8 yrs?
I'm still a virgin.:rolleyes:

[CrankItUp!]

No shama lama ding donging with a black lady......ever ?

Black women aren't shy as you found out - and they looooove to fuck !!! (y)

[ampm]

I once had relations with a dark skin girl. She was either Italian or some kind of Spanish.