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ericlee
06-17-2006, 10:10 AM
I think I'll buy one.

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'Screech' Hopes to Be Saved by the T-Shirt

Sat Jun 17, 9:15 AM ET

More than a bell is needed to save Dustin Diamond this time around. Diamond, best known as geeky Screech Powers on the 1989-1993 teen comedy series "Saved by the Bell," is selling T-shirts with his photo on them to try to raise $250,000 so he doesn't lose his gray two-story house under a foreclosure order.

"If the public didn't care, I as an entertainer wouldn't have been a success," he said.

Diamond, 29, is trying to sell nearly 30,000 shirts at $15 or $20 (autographed) each to supplement the income he makes as a standup comic so he doesn't have to move from his Port Washington home, about 25 miles north of Milwaukee.

The T-shirt has a photo of Diamond holding a sign that says, "Save My House." The back of the shirt reads, "I paid $15.00 to save Screeech's house." The third "e" was added to get around copyright laws, he said.

He's selling the shirts on his Web site: http://www.getdshirts.com

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The foreclosure order was filed last month in Ozaukee County Circuit Court.

Diamond appeared on Howard Stern's satellite radio show Tuesday to plead his case. "I'm doing great with my comedy, but this is definitely a low point," he said. "Real life comes in and affects you."

Diamond doesn't have a listed phone number, and e-mails to the address on his Web site and at an alternative address were not immediately returned Thursday.

Lex Diamonds
06-17-2006, 10:36 AM
Can't he just borrow some money off his brother?

Yo Mike D, holla at ya boy!

ericlee
06-17-2006, 10:42 AM
eh, I was gonna say something among the lines of that too but, blarrgh.

DandyFop
06-17-2006, 11:44 AM
Oh c'mon, let's get right onto the big guns here, he should really be calling his poppa Neil.

TimDoolan
06-17-2006, 11:52 AM
This guy has some rotten luck. His kid just died.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224616/bio

befsquire
06-17-2006, 12:25 PM
i don't know that i'd really classify an ectopic pregnancy that resulted in a miscarriage in 2004 as "his kid just died."

unless i missed something in the short bio.

YoungRemy
06-17-2006, 12:31 PM
pay your own damn rent screech, I got enough of my own problems...

Sarky Devotchka
06-17-2006, 07:06 PM
I'm sort of attracted to him. I'd buy one of those shirts if the font didn't suck so bad.

TurdBerglar
06-17-2006, 08:56 PM
fucker stole my hair


fuck his house

Knuckles
06-17-2006, 09:21 PM
I'm sort of attracted to him. I'd buy one of those shirts if the font didn't suck so bad.
He's got a ten inch penis you know.

paul jones
06-18-2006, 04:20 PM
save Mike D's brother

So Ruff
06-18-2006, 09:57 PM
i was loling (it's screech for christ's sake) until i read this part

The back of the shirt reads, "I paid $15.00 to save Screeech's house." The third "e" was added to get around copyright laws, he said.

that part's just brutal. :(

CrankItUp!
06-18-2006, 10:21 PM
Urkel (Jaleel White) from Family Matters was at least genuinely funny as opposed to....Screech. (lb)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncw70Hw1ffs&search=urkel

DandyFop
06-19-2006, 12:26 AM
I know someone who had a friend she hadn't seen in a while. When she asked what she'd been up to, the woman replied with "I fucked Screech". I guess she screwed him the last time he was in town for a stand-up routine. Barf.

monkey
06-19-2006, 12:38 AM
^ did she get a shirt? if not, she should contact him for a little autographed souvenir.

befsquire
06-19-2006, 01:32 AM
maybe she has a lewinsky type souvenir instead. ;)

DandyFop
06-19-2006, 02:07 PM
Ew. Screeech splooge. :(

beastiegirrl101
06-19-2006, 03:02 PM
Screech was in MADE.

YoungRemy
06-19-2006, 03:15 PM
Screech was in MADE.

did you just let screech into the club?