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DandyFop
06-18-2006, 05:10 PM
I am such a rock star.

I went to see a friend's (not very good) improv show at this place that's pretty far out of Salt Lake. Turns out it was a total oldie bar, and not the dive ones I'm used to. It was total mini vegas, with a cheesy band, lights, bachelorette shit, and 50 year old women that were grossly skinny with slutty clothes and nasty tans. A guy who was at least 60 tried to dance with us, while another one around the same age was on his back doing moves on the dance floor.

We started talking to a guy who was actually our age, he was very nice, from Texas to work here for a week or so, we went back to hang out at their hotel (yes, I know what you are thinking, but trust me, he was not interested in us, even though my friend was in him...) We were leaving and then we're like hey where's the pool.

So we hopped the fence. I lost an earring :(

Sarky Devotchka
06-18-2006, 05:17 PM
that's more exciting than me making someone eat a tomato last night. now I don't feel as cool as I did 5 minutes ago. :(

Planetary
06-18-2006, 05:19 PM
you're such a rebel...both of you, infact...

Mcmac
06-18-2006, 08:27 PM
ewwwwwwwww

b i o n i c
06-18-2006, 08:30 PM
why get your underwear all wet? ya shoulda just lost those too (y)

Freebasser
06-18-2006, 08:32 PM
I lost an earring :(


That's evidence now. The rozzers will be coming to take you away shortly.

iceygirl
06-18-2006, 08:53 PM
rockstar attitude would have not included undergarments in the pool

mediocre

go skinny dipping tonight and come back with a better story

b i o n i c
06-18-2006, 08:58 PM
swimming naked feels the opposite of bad

iceygirl
06-18-2006, 08:58 PM
it feels natural

b i o n i c
06-18-2006, 09:02 PM
i would say it feels inartificial

DandyFop
06-18-2006, 10:20 PM
rockstar attitude would have not included undergarments in the pool

mediocre

go skinny dipping tonight and come back with a better story

In the interest of keeping the event non-sexual, I went with underwear.

b i o n i c
06-18-2006, 11:00 PM
so are you saying you dont look sexual in your underwear?

DandyFop
06-19-2006, 12:23 AM
so are you saying you dont look sexual in your underwear?

less so than naked, wouldn't you think?

Lindsey_1535
06-19-2006, 12:25 AM
I locw underwear good on yaa!!