Sarky Devotchka
06-18-2006, 05:42 PM
so, last night at this party, this dude who's the lead singer for a band who played a show I made a poster for (and who I used to call "hot jew" years ago when I first saw him at a halloween party in a clash cover band, but then later decided he was an asshole ladies man) came up to me. well, sort of. he stood staring at me from about ten feet away and said, "stranger, oh stranger, hello" and I said, "I know you sir". and then we approached eachother and the hostess of the party came up to us right when I was going to explain why I knew him. I have no idea what she said, but he was just staring at me...almost lovingly, and I was staring at her and she looked confused.
when she walked away feeling awkward, I said, "I know you, you're D, you sing for the C, I made a poster for the show you played with the 1900s" and he said, "yes yes, and I believe we conversed briefly on myspace, I remember you, your face, your pretty face, your pretty pretty face" as he drew his hand across his own face.
the whole time he was acting/speaking like woody allen, with a spritz of rain man almost. so I started getting suspicious...because I had pegged him as a sort of ladies man, not nervous or nasally. and I began to think it was an act. he said, "I was thinking of leaving, what should I do? I don't know what to do. tell me what to do." and I was frowning at this point, staring hard at his face trying to discern whether or not he was fucking with me. so I said, "go upstairs" and he said, "if you think I should go upstairs, I'm gonna up there!" and I said, "uhhh, okay, well, hey, I gotta go make sure my ride doesn't leave", and walked over to my gentleman cohorts and said under my breath, "I think that guy's fucking with me, seriously, do you hear him, he sounds like woody allen, that can't be his real voice, he's fucking with me."
and they were confused. and he went upstairs. then I overheard him talking to a friend and he was still using that voice. but I'm still sure that it's not his real voice! because he has a really good singing voice, very smooth.
anyway, I feel bad if it wasn't an act. but not really. I just want to solve the mystery. and if it was an act, then I'm confused about why he would be so mean to me. I should have made him eat a tomato.
when she walked away feeling awkward, I said, "I know you, you're D, you sing for the C, I made a poster for the show you played with the 1900s" and he said, "yes yes, and I believe we conversed briefly on myspace, I remember you, your face, your pretty face, your pretty pretty face" as he drew his hand across his own face.
the whole time he was acting/speaking like woody allen, with a spritz of rain man almost. so I started getting suspicious...because I had pegged him as a sort of ladies man, not nervous or nasally. and I began to think it was an act. he said, "I was thinking of leaving, what should I do? I don't know what to do. tell me what to do." and I was frowning at this point, staring hard at his face trying to discern whether or not he was fucking with me. so I said, "go upstairs" and he said, "if you think I should go upstairs, I'm gonna up there!" and I said, "uhhh, okay, well, hey, I gotta go make sure my ride doesn't leave", and walked over to my gentleman cohorts and said under my breath, "I think that guy's fucking with me, seriously, do you hear him, he sounds like woody allen, that can't be his real voice, he's fucking with me."
and they were confused. and he went upstairs. then I overheard him talking to a friend and he was still using that voice. but I'm still sure that it's not his real voice! because he has a really good singing voice, very smooth.
anyway, I feel bad if it wasn't an act. but not really. I just want to solve the mystery. and if it was an act, then I'm confused about why he would be so mean to me. I should have made him eat a tomato.