I just did a search of my name

[adam_f]

And I never realized how agitating it is when I refer to myself in the third person. Or just post, because when I refer to myself in the third person, the posts are never funny, nor am I sure really ever are, and I have a gay crush on Bob.

[Planetary]

i put define: then my name in on google, and apparantly my name means the effect heat waves have coming off the road on a hot day to make the background shimmer.

[Planetary]

do a define: *name*

search