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Kid Presentable
06-19-2006, 10:56 AM
I beat it in a cupboard once.
Freebasser
06-19-2006, 10:58 AM
In a toilet cubicle at a Women's Insitute meeting.
Kid Presentable
06-19-2006, 11:03 AM
In a toilet cubicle at a Women's Insitute meeting.
The cubicle seems to carry acoustics though, so they probably heard somebody pulling their pud out in the auditorium. Dude I know beat it at a funeral, and some girl I met said she used to musturbate on the school bus all the time.
DandyFop
06-19-2006, 11:05 AM
library
Kid Presentable
06-19-2006, 11:07 AM
I always laughed at those stories about dudes putting their friends' mothers undies on their heads, and beating it in her bed. Anybody got that kind of story?
beastiegirrl101
06-19-2006, 11:08 AM
I always laughed at those stories about dudes putting their friends' mothers undies on their heads, and beating it in her bed. Anybody got that kind of story?

have you ever seen the movie The Door on the Floor?
Kid Presentable
06-19-2006, 11:10 AM
have you ever seen the movie The Door on the Floor?
Nah man, why?

Oh, another dude I know got busted by his Auntie, engaging in onanism in her bedroom.
beastiegirrl101
06-19-2006, 11:16 AM
Nah man, why?

Oh, another dude I know got busted by his Auntie, engaging in onanism in her bedroom.

there's a scene in the movie where the kid lays out a bra and panties on the bed and beats off to it. Your post made me think of it...
Kid Presentable
06-19-2006, 11:18 AM
there's a scene in the movie where the kid lays out a bra and panties on the bed and beats off to it. Your post made me think of it...
I'm referring to snorting-undies-on-the-head-type shit. But still, that's a funny image.
ericlee
06-19-2006, 11:21 AM
it's not really a crazy place but, it was while spending the night at a friend's house in his guest room.

I was like 15 at the time and I was looking for some video games and I came across a porno so I was all like, "hells yeah". I loaded it and played it and ermmm..

While I was boxing the bald champ, I heard something so I looked and it was my buddie's German Shepard and it was looking at me with the WTF? dog head tilt.

Of course I went limp, the dog sidetracked me. Anyway, the dog started chasing me around trying to put it's nose in my crotch for 10 minutes.
Kid Presentable
06-19-2006, 11:25 AM
Youtube ain't sponsoring this thread.
b i o n i c
06-19-2006, 11:31 AM
library

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Kid Presentable
06-19-2006, 11:34 AM
I used to feel terrible for beating it at my friends places, until I found out they did the same at mine. Then I beat it under their roof with gusto!
TimDoolan
06-19-2006, 11:50 AM
Drivers ed. We were watching a video in class. It was dark, so I figured, what the hell?
Pootytang
06-19-2006, 12:05 PM
Women's bathroom at a Baptist church.
Planetary
06-19-2006, 12:14 PM
the plane to new york. it was a long flight.
Rock
06-19-2006, 12:32 PM
walking home from my friends house one night. i lived in your standard suburban neighborhood, just short of the white pickett fence. I used to cut through some lawns to get to my house quicker and for some reason decided to just jerk it in someones lawn.
Echewta
06-19-2006, 12:38 PM
Pool.
beastiegirrl101
06-19-2006, 12:42 PM
Pool.


isnt that called pearl diving?
alexandra
06-19-2006, 12:50 PM
hospital
traffic circle (in a tent)
barn


don't look at me like that!
Echewta
06-19-2006, 01:01 PM
What? (http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/beat-off-militants.jpg)
yeahwho
06-19-2006, 01:13 PM
What? (http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/beat-off-militants.jpg)

LOL, in the same edition one fellow was carjacked and another fingered.
Echewta
06-19-2006, 01:15 PM
isnt that called pearl diving?

haha, never heard it called that.
SobaViolence
06-19-2006, 01:19 PM
in an igloo (i'm canadian, right?)
B4BY 4NN
06-19-2006, 01:38 PM
have you ever seen the movie The Door on the Floor?

Door in the Floor?! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!


I used to masturbate at daycare when it came naptime...
b i o n i c
06-19-2006, 02:05 PM
GROSS!
B4BY 4NN
06-19-2006, 02:08 PM
GROSS!

Shut up.

I was little. I didn't know any better.
g-mile7
06-19-2006, 04:39 PM
on here:(






























j/k:)
DIGI
06-19-2006, 04:46 PM
This dude that graduated high school a year ahead of me that I was kinda friends with told people at a party that he A) Has jacked it in church B) Has jacked in the back seat of the car with the parents in the front while night driving to their vacation destination.

fucked up.
marsdaddy
06-19-2006, 05:33 PM
Bellevue.
tracky
06-19-2006, 06:31 PM
I got detention at school once, and the put me in this little room in the library. I think I was taking a test or something but got bored of that. It was after school and there was no one around. Still not clean.

edit - oh yeah and i've had it beaten in a park in the middle of the city in the middle of the day :eek: I dunno whether anyone saw us but it was totally worth it (y) nothing was exposed, it was all under the covers so to speak
Sarky Devotchka
06-19-2006, 06:45 PM
This dude that graduated high school a year ahead of me that I was kinda friends with told people at a party that he A) Has jacked it in church B) Has jacked in the back seat of the car with the parents in the front while night driving to their vacation destination.

fucked up.


I've done B. it was a mini-van. sue me! actually, it's fucking gross, I was like 15...I don't know what I was thinking.
HEIRESS
06-19-2006, 07:07 PM
drawer handle at work

yay sunday shifts!
tracky
06-19-2006, 07:10 PM
ok since you've fessed up to a work one, yeah i have too. i've had head at work too :o it's funny cause one of the guys said to me the other day "man i'd like to get head at work. just once." - unfortunately I couldn't brag, though. I really wanted to say "well actually... you know xxxx..."
fucktopgirl
06-19-2006, 07:15 PM
On an old roman aqueduc
last wagon in a train
on helicoptere landing (building roof)
TRy on a platane tree
In a logging road on the grass
mediterraen sea
Hot spring

And in a bed, that was some crazy stuff !!

Well, nothing to crazy really...
HEIRESS
06-19-2006, 07:15 PM
my favorite coworker/best friend is secretly boning a dude we work with and they've totally contaminated my desk before FUCKERS

Ill get payback someday...
icy manipulator
06-19-2006, 08:12 PM
hmm, once at uni
a couple of times on a delivery because i wanted to kill time
ex girlfriend's house because she was really boring in bed that night. it was also in her brother's room who's one of my best friends
*shorty*
06-19-2006, 08:31 PM
-School bus.
-Local coffee shop during a preformance.
-On my ex boyfriends chest...Torturing is fun:)
Freebasser
06-19-2006, 08:34 PM
Dog kennels
Old folks' home
In the tunnel during Paraguay Vs England
paul jones
06-19-2006, 10:36 PM
on a train

I was the ONLY passenger
tracky
06-19-2006, 10:39 PM
don't they have like cameras and stuff on trains? :eek: for all you know the guys in the security office were calling everyone in the building to come and have a look
paul jones
06-19-2006, 10:40 PM
don't they have like cameras and stuff on trains? :eek: for all you know the guys in the security office were calling everyone in the building to come and have a look
nah,this was back in the 80's(y) and in the toilet
tracky
06-19-2006, 10:42 PM
oh ok


i still don't think it makes it right, but then nothing in this thread is even close to right
paul jones
06-19-2006, 10:43 PM
oh ok


i still don't think it makes it right, but then nothing in this thread is even close to right

maybe Turdbergler can contribute more to this thread(y)
jlees_mcsd
06-19-2006, 11:36 PM
In the Women's bathroom at a mall.
Tzar
06-20-2006, 05:51 AM
hahahahaaaaaa

in the hotel room shower when my family and i were at Kuala Lumpar. but the thing is, mum was filming the room and doing a 'tour'. she comes to the bathroom and goes "can i come in, matt?"

i freaked and yelled "no!?"

i kept going and busted one.