Paris Hilton's sex tape

[cookiepuss]

is really fucking boring. the bitch doesn't do anything. she pretty much just lies there.:rolleyes:

I just got around to seeing it and it was 37 minutes and i got through maybe the first 10 and I lost all interest.(n)

and then I had to run a virus scan to make sure i didn't get a virrus from that skank's video. Since she doesn't even practice safe sex herself i figure the video is bound to be just as virus ridden.

[Ace42X]

is really fucking boring.

And badly filmed.

and then I had to run a virus scan to make sure i didn't get a virrus from that skank's video.

You didn't. It is incredibly improbable that any sort of "media" file (video, audio, plain text) contains a virus.

[monkey]

i like the part where she complains about the dude "choking [her] a little"
that's all i remember from it.

[b i o n i c]

very dissapointing, worst blowjob ever (n) NO skills

what good is it banging a dirty filthy whore like paris hilton if she can't properly suck yer kak? oh yeah, her money

[Echewta]

Yea, she does lack energy in the movie.

[cookiepuss]

So has anyone here seen the Colin Ferrrel sex tape? is that worth my time?

[g-mile7]

I was suprised that they had THAT MUCH sex with her in it.....all though the guy comes across as a complete pedophile in the video....although she saids she is 19 in the vid. she acts like a 16 years (*eww thats so gross*)

[Rock]

very dissapointing, worst blowjob ever (n) NO skills
i disagree. that was probably the only thing i thought was halfway decent about thetape.

[alexandra]

it can't be worse than Bam Margera's "nearly-two-minute sex tape" that's out on the net (yeah, just google it). the horrible music didn't make anything better. neither having sex with Jessica Simpson. not cool, Bam. not cool at all.

[cookiepuss]

it can't be worse than Bam Margera's "nearly-two-minute sex tape" that's out on the net (yeah, just google it). the horrible music didn't make anything better. neither having sex with Jessica Simpson. not cool, Bam. not cool at all.


is it really jessica or some blonde that could pass for jessica?

[Rock]

its not jessica....it was his girlfriend at the time. all you see are her tits, and him pumping away. with really bad house music. but he gets props for dipping it in jessica simpson if he really did.

[alexandra]

yeah he wasn't with Jessica on that tape, they did it later.

[b i o n i c]

i disagree. that was probably the only thing i thought was halfway decent about thetape.

chicks who don't go past yer acorn = (n)

that ole' fakin it with a wet fist just doesnt work

[g-mile7]

chicks who don't go past yer acorn = (n)

that ole' fakin it with a wet fist just doesnt work


:confused:

[b i o n i c]

acorn = head of kak

[cookiepuss]

what good is it banging a dirty filthy whore like paris hilton if she can't properly suck yer kak? oh yeah, her money


wait a sec, what good is her money unless gold coins fall out of her cooch after you fuck her?

[Echewta]

:confused:


He likes girls that are like squirells. They climb the tree and dig the nuts.

[beastiegirrl101]

are we talking about the video with night vision? The one where she answers her phone mid pump?

[g-mile7]

acorn = head of kak


nastness never ehard of it referd as such haha

[g-mile7]

are we talking about the video with night vision? The one where she answers her phone mid pump?


yes thats in the first 10min or so.

[Rock]

chicks who don't go past yer acorn = (n)

that ole' fakin it with a wet fist just doesnt work
i agree.

i guess i just remember it differently.

time to go to some bit torrents tonight.

[g-mile7]

she was really quiet...I mean shit heard the dude gruntin and shit more then her, which made the video that less arousing.....guess she was just messing with someone who didnt know what he was doin.Takes more then thrustin to have dem ladies lustin(y)

[b i o n i c]

wait a sec, what good is her money unless gold coins fall out of her cooch after you fuck her?


nothin like using a stack of fresh 100 dollar bills as jizz rags (y)

[b i o n i c]

go to google and type in "paris + hilton + sex"

[cookiepuss]

I downloaded it from a program called ARES.

aresgalaxy.com I beleive.

[b i o n i c]

then get your ass down to the local xxx shop and pay $30 for it. please don't give money to these degenerates. get it free online

[g-mile7]

then get your ass down to the local xxx shop and pay $30 for it. please don't give money to these degenerates. get it free online


more expensive then that(try $45+), plus you got to deal with that dudes commetary whichs is double annoying

[cookiepuss]

I downloaded it for free.


So I'll ask again... The Colin Ferrell tape...anyone seen it? is it worth seeing?

[g-mile7]

hahahaaaaaa..... g-mile paid $45 for that crap


no I didn't....just looked up the price on Ebay just now sucka'

[g-mile7]

sucka?

ya ok.


good were in agreement then :)

[beastieangel01]

Colin Ferrell has a really large wang. Also, he likes to eat pussy. The only bad thing is he is bald headed which I tend to dislike.

I'd say it's worth it.

[g-mile7]

Colin Ferrell has a really large wang. Also, he likes to eat pussy. The only bad thing is he is bald headed which I tend to dislike.

I'd say it's worth it.


hahaha and the girl is hot too.

[cookiepuss]

^sweet. I'm check it out. I find him attractive and if he's well endowed...even betta.


A friend of mine just worked with old Colin as the assistant to the director on Miami Vice. So I'm hoping to get some good stories.(y)

[P of R]

Hasn't she got two sex tapes?

[g-mile7]

Hasn't she got two sex tapes?


thats the rumor'

[P of R]

I've seen two at least. One that's all dark and another one that's in a well lit room and she sucks cock in it.

[g-mile7]

I've seen two at least. One that's all dark and another one that's in a well lit room and she sucks cock in it.


thats the same video

[DJ_Skrilla]

I downloaded it for free.


So I'll ask again... The Colin Ferrell tape...anyone seen it? is it worth seeing?

as far as I heard it was blocked in court and never came out. That bam tape is weak, and the paris one sucks, but at least its not so short

[faz]

I take the bam one you speak of is the one he put as an easter egg on the CKY4 dvd?

[befsquire]

i have never seen anyone's sex tape.

[marsdaddy]

i have never seen anyone's sex tape.Not even in your mind's eye?

I've seen Pam and Tommy's and Paris'. Their lives are boring.

[cookiepuss]

whoa whoa whoa. Pam and tommy's was alot LESS boring than Paris. they at least had dialog and exotic locations on thier side. Paris could hardly be bothered to say "oh baby'.

[TAL]

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/06/11/nicole-narian-colin-farrell-sex-tape-transcript-for-horndogg-hearing-impared-community/

The transcript to Colin's tape.

(there's some links to video there as well)

[cookiepuss]

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/06/11/nicole-narian-colin-farrell-sex-tape-transcript-for-horndogg-hearing-impared-community/

The transcript to Colin's tape.

(there's some links to video there as well)

you're my fuckin hero TAL. this is way more entertaining than Paris!(y) I like how the humpty dance is playing in the back while she's blowin him.

I'm never going to fuck anyone in hollwood. those skanks don't wear condoms!:rolleyes:

[like2_drink]

i think skye has had the best roll in this thread so far

( no potential puns intended )

[Lyman Zerga]

paris said she isnt too interested in sex
thats hot!

[CrankItUp!]

Vanessa Del Rio, Marilyn Chambers, Linda Lovelace, Seka, etc. (old school 70's porn) is the way to go. (y)

[TAL]

Tom Sizemore (!)

[ericlee]

This (http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Default.aspx?MediaId=654) Paris Hilton sex tape is hot as hell. It's a different one than everybody has seen before.

[DIGI]

^Something tells me that I should wait to look at that when I get home.

[zorra_chiflada]

paris' hot friend kim kardashian was in a sex tape where she got pissed on.

[na§tee]

i found the paris hilton tape quite depressing. it's almost like watching some retarded child getting shagged. it's very sad. she doesn't look like she's enjoying it at all. she looks very bored indeed. it's certainly nothing that i can imagine men getting 'turned on' by. sad.

[Randetica]

This (http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Default.aspx?MediaId=654) Paris Hilton sex tape is hot as hell. It's a different one than everybody has seen before.


i had a good wank

thanks.

[ericlee]

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/06/11/nicole-narian-colin-farrell-sex-tape-transcript-for-horndogg-hearing-impared-community/

The transcript to Colin's tape.

(there's some links to video there as well)

Jesus. Are you sure that's Colin? I thought it was James Blunt....."You're beautiful...you're beautiful....you're so fucking beautiful....you're beautiful....etc, etc, etc....."