I'm leaving this place.

[Cooky Puss]

Not that any of you care, but I just wanted to say it.
I'm gone. I can no longer hang around here. Goodbye to everyone who's been kind to me in any way.

[b i o n i c]

i'll miss your pink hair

[yeahwho]

I say that at least once a day. I have no willpower. Cheers and thanks for all your input. Keep on smiling! :)

[cookiepuss]

I hope you're still going to be my myspace friend!:)

[Waus]

Finally got the cable bill huh.


Yep.



Good luck.

[DandyFop]

If you are leaving for the reason I think you are, don't! I'd much rather have you around than the other person :(

[Planetary]

If you are leaving for the reason I think you are, don't! I'd much rather have you around than the other person :(

oi. no need to be mean. y'all should both stick around.

[sercomdj01]

If you are leaving for the reason I think you are, don't! I'd much rather have you around than the other person :(

fuck you, you don't know anything so don't act so high and mighty. i'm sure alot of people wouldn't miss your preachy bullshit and constant moaning about how awful your life is and how no-one wants to fuck you.

[cookiepuss]

^uh-oh. *ducts and covers*

[kll]

^ ouch!

is this the 1st BBMB break-up?


hahahhahhahaha... you weren't even trying to be funny, but you made me laugh.... thanks, skye...

[DandyFop]

fuck you, you don't know anything so don't act so high and mighty. i'm sure alot of people wouldn't miss your preachy bullshit and constant moaning about how awful your life is and how no-one wants to fuck you.

Wow, you really haven't been around lately, have you?

I'm just being honest. Your response to this is exactly why I don't like you. Live with it.

[sercomdj01]

Wow, you really haven't been around lately, have you?

I'm just being honest. Your response to this is exactly why I don't like you. Live with it.

Why whats that? what happened "latly"?

And whats so wrong with sticking up for myself??

[LongDuckDong]

I thought this Ass Puppet was banned. (n) :confused: (!)

[yeahwho]

The one thing missing in this thread is self absorption.

NEEDS MORE SELF ABSORPTION!

[Qdrop]

bout time we got a nice break-up flame thread goin.

this i gotta see.

[DandyFop]

Why whats that? what happened "latly"?

And whats so wrong with sticking up for myself??

Dude, sorry, but I don't care enough to talk about this with you.

Cooky Puss, you are a sweet girl and thanks for hanging around this shit hole. Have a good one.

[sercomdj01]

I thought this Ass Puppet was banned. (n) :confused: (!)


How can anyone retarded enough to have dong in there name call anyone an ass puppet?

I came back to catch up with people who ive met in person or talk to alot and know well. Who actually no the situation and what happened. I wish i'd never bothered. Its like big brother - in the end only the freaks and weirdos are left over...

[Planetary]

Dude, sorry, but I don't care enough to talk about this with you.

Cooky Puss, you are a sweet girl and thanks for hanging around this shit hole. Have a good one.

why did you provoke him then?

[sercomdj01]

Dude, sorry, but I don't care enough to talk about this with you.

Cooky Puss, you are a sweet girl and thanks for hanging around this shit hole. Have a good one.

Whats that? you have nothing to say? you spout crap and can't back it up? Good to see someone never change!

Ahh, pointless arguments. its good to be back

[Qdrop]

we demand in-depth detail of the break up.

give us all the dirty details....clean out your closet.

[Rock]

why did you provoke him then?
for all of our enjoyment. Keep it going everyone. at least for another 45 minutes until i get to go home.

[LongDuckDong]

I wish i'd never bothered. Its like big brother - in the end only the freaks and weirdos are left over...

You said it not me man. Youre the one who came back so feel free to call yourself a freak or weirdo as much as you want. (n) :confused: (!)

[Qdrop]

so, who was worse in bed?


tell us everything that annoyed you about each other.

tell us each other's disgusting habits and inner most secrets.

this is you chance for revenge.
here, on an internet message board.

[DandyFop]

for all of our enjoyment. Keep it going everyone. at least for another 45 minutes until i get to go home.
;)

[kll]

whoever registered first should get custody...

[Qdrop]

please list all embarrassing birth marks, thier location, and approx. shape.

[sercomdj01]

Why would i want to air the details? We don't hate each other.. just find it difficult to talk. ive offered to leave this place to anouk but i don't think thats what she wants.

[kll]

as if you didnt glance at the start date before you wrote this

damn, you're good.

[sercomdj01]

;)

yeah do dandy! everyone loves a shit stirrer!

[Rock]

Why would i want to air the details?
.
for all of our enjoyment. Keep it going everyone. at least for another 45 minutes until i get to go home.

[Qdrop]

Why would i want to air the details? We don't hate each other.. just find it difficult to talk. ive offered to leave this place to anouk but i don't think thats what she wants.

stop being a pussy and draw first blood.

[Rock]

yeah do dandy!
This got "Zippitty Doo Dah" in my head.

[sercomdj01]

stop being a pussy and draw first blood.

Why? theres no hatred to air..

Sorry to spoil your fun.

[Nuzzolese]

Maybe you could both leave.

[Rock]

"Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!"

[sercomdj01]

This got "Zippitty Doo Dah" in my head.


Yeah, thats the thing. She comes in all attacking me, knowing nothing. But just cause men can't be arsed with her and treat her like shit its all "men are evil, men bad" knowing nothing about the situation. Its funny just how pitiful she acts. She'll probably get drunk now and make a stupid drunk thread about it...

[sercomdj01]

she mentioned you suck in bed.

*stir*


I'll live..

[DandyFop]

Yeah, thats the thing. She comes in all attacking me, knowing nothing. But just cause men can't be arsed with her and treat her like shit its all "men are evil, men bad" knowing nothing about the situation. Its funny just how pitiful she acts. She'll probably get drunk now and make a stupid drunk thread about it...

Yeah, and maybe I'll fill it with smilies then too :) :)

As mentioned, I don't really care to get into anything with you. I was just telling anouk that I prefer her prescence over yours. You can get angry with me for saying that, whatever. I'm not trying to start shit, I was just telling HER what I felt.

As far as the pitiful thing, I'm trying to figure out exactly where you are getting it from? It must be pitiful to tell someone you don't like them. I'm sorry that you have to get so butt hurt about it. If you hate me then I don't understand why you are so upset that I don't like you.

For my personal life, I've not talked a ton about it here lately. But I'm happy, and that's good enough for me.

Now, go ahead and nitpick at this post to try and come up with a response. I'll just wait for the day you drink another bottle of Jack and are at a party with nothing else to do but get yourself banned.

[LongDuckDong]

Yeah, thats the thing. She comes in all attacking me, knowing nothing. But just cause men can't be arsed with her and treat her like shit its all "men are evil, men bad" knowing nothing about the situation. Its funny just how pitiful she acts. She'll probably get drunk now and make a stupid drunk thread about it...

Um I don't think you have a clue to what you are talking about yourself. Your comments are just as baseless as what you claim she is saying. Ass Puppet.(n) :confused: (!)

[sercomdj01]

Yeah, and maybe I'll fill it with smilies then too :) :)

As mentioned, I don't really care to get into anything with you. I was just telling anouk that I prefer her prescence over yours. You can get angry with me for saying that, whatever. I'm not trying to start shit, I was just telling HER what I felt.

As far as the pitiful thing, I'm trying to figure out exactly where you are getting it from? It must be pitiful to tell someone you don't like them. I'm sorry that you have to get so butt hurt about it. If you hate me then I don't understand why you are so upset that I don't like you.

For my personal life, I've not talked a ton about it here lately. But I'm happy, and that's good enough for me.

Now, go ahead and nitpick at this post to try and come up with a response. I'll just wait for the day you drink another bottle of Jack and are at a party with nothing else to do but get yourself banned.

pshhh, i'll get over it....

[sercomdj01]

Um I don't think you have a clue to what you are talking about yourself. Your comments are just as baseless as what you claim she is saying. Ass Puppet.(n) :confused: (!)


thanks for the info (y)

[Planetary]

what the fuck is all the (n) :confused: (!) for?

[DIGI]

effect?

BBMB is for lovers.

[sercomdj01]

what the fuck is all the (n) :confused: (!) for?

Its called "trying to make yourself look interesting"

[LongDuckDong]

what the fuck is all the (n) :confused: (!) for?

Solely to bug the fuck outta you. Butt Pirate. (!)

[DIGI]

Its called "trying to make yourself look interesting"


Actually, he's just displaying his disapproval of his confusion loudly.

[beastieangel01]

"Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!"

all the less serious posts up to this one brought the LOL

seriously.

[Qdrop]

this is the worst fuckin break-up thread ever.

fuckin pathetic.

[cookiepuss]

no one has to leave if both of you simply make use of the ignore feature. just a suggestion.

[sercomdj01]

no one has to leave if both of you simply make use of the ignore feature. just a suggestion.

Yeah, but that wouldn't make me feel guilty :)


I have no need for the ignour button for anyone.

[DIGI]

You know you both want to buy each other Screech shirts.

[DandyFop]

Hey. It's Screeech.

[LongDuckDong]

Yeah, but that wouldn't make me feel guilty :)



Shoulda thought about that before you got into bed with that dude. (!) (!)

[Planetary]

Solely to bug the fuck outta you. Butt Pirate. (!)

suck my dick sconna-balls.

[DIGI]

You know you both want to buy each other Screeech shirts.

[LongDuckDong]

suck my dick sconna-balls.

Is this the best pickup line you could come up with? (!) :confused: :confused: (n)

[Planetary]

no.

[LongDuckDong]

You seem like a very nice, proper young thang.

[Planetary]

i am. nothin but a G thang...

[b-grrrlie]

Anouk I will so totally miss you!
But luckily you're on My Space as well :)

Sometimes the break-ups are easier to handle when you paint the other one totally black. The last time I broke up with someone I really had to dig up the worst things about him to get over him. And my! did it take some time! and painful it was as well. So I decided to never fall in love again...

[fucktopgirl]

Well too bad, i did not even had the chance to know you:)

And if you are leaving because that guy is still here or something , it is a bit childish. I mean if you like to hang around theses parts , well just go ahead and just dont give a shit about this dick( not that he is for his personnality as i dont know him but physically he is, ya know).

Be strong women !

[Ace42X]

This is just like when you see a soap-opera you've never heard of before on satellite, and there is some big melodramatic moment filled with histrionics and hyperbole, and all you can do is laugh your ass off at the protagonists because you have no idea what is going on.

Anyone want to fill me in on what was going on?

Best I can get is the chick with the seal avatar got dumped by the guy with spongebob's buddy avatar, and so she left, and then Dandy or someone made a snide comment because she doesn't like him...

So:
Am I close?
Who are they? (Names, ages, links to sureshot pics, maybe of them together as a couple, awww)
Did they meet here?
Who was here first?
How close were they?
And can I just say to anyone involved:
Yes! Yes! Oh let me taste your tears! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy! My-yummy, you guys!

[cookiepuss]

I'm sorry you'll jus have to wait for the BBMB tabloid to come out. inquiring minds want to know.

[b-grrrlie]

This is just like when you see a soap-opera you've never heard of before on satellite, and there is some big melodramatic moment filled with histrionics and hyperbole, and all you can do is laugh your ass off at the protagonists because you have no idea what is going on.

Anyone want to fill me in on what was going on?

Best I can get is the chick with the seal avatar got dumped by the guy with spongebob's buddy avatar, and so she left, and then Dandy or someone made a snide comment because she doesn't like him...

So:
Am I close?
Who are they? (Names, ages, links to sureshot pics, maybe of them together as a couple, awww)
Did they meet here?
Who was here first?
How close were they?
And can I just say to anyone involved:
Yes! Yes! Oh let me taste your tears! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy! My-yummy, you guys!
Well if you don't know these things then you don't need the drama.

[jlees_mcsd]

Not that any of you care, but I just wanted to say it.
I'm gone. I can no longer hang around here. Goodbye to everyone who's been kind to me in any way.
Well if you come back to read this, thank you for talking to me. Good luck in whatever you do.

[GetYourWarOn]

godspeed.

[Lyman Zerga]

im so fucking lost

good thing i know TAL

[Kid Presentable]

Is sercomcision the same one who had Papa Lazarou as an avy (Trimm Trabb)? If so, then he should definitely leave. And Trimm Trabb too. I love telling people their presence here is not appreciated.

[sercomdj01]

I'm fucking pissed off about this now.

I might aswell tell everyone then people might stop treating me like shit.

We split up because i couldn't cope with the distance and only seeing each other once every 2 month. In 2 months i'm off to university and i'm moving away to a different town and living in a 1 person student flat. It wasn't going to be easy then to see each other and wouldn't be fair on anybody. I felt like i would be stinging her along and that wouldn't be fair.

But apparently all this makes me a liar, a bad person, nasty ect.

I wanted to stay freinds.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm fucking pissed off about this now.

I might aswell tell everyone then people might stop treating me like shit.

We split up because i couldn't cope with the distance and only seeing each other once every 2 month. In 2 months i'm off to university and i'm moving away to a different town and living in a 1 person student flat. It wasn't going to be easy then to see each other and wouldn't be fair on anybody. I felt like i would be stinging her along and that wouldn't be fair.

But apparently all this makes me a liar, a bad person, nasty ect.

I wanted to stay freinds.
I'm sure you're a good person. Be yourself. Somewhere else.(y)

[sercomdj01]

I'm sure you're a good person. Be yourself. Somewhere else.(y)

tough...

[alexandra]

love is some complicated shit... speaking about shit, i gotta go strain one out. come look after me if i haven't returned in an hour.

[P of R]

^ Hahahaha!

[roosta]

i KNEW there was a thread coming which would renew my interest in this board. Weeee............1


1 It'll probably die now. : (

[b-grrrlie]

I'm fucking pissed off about this now.

I might aswell tell everyone then people might stop treating me like shit.

We split up because i couldn't cope with the distance and only seeing each other once every 2 month. In 2 months i'm off to university and i'm moving away to a different town and living in a 1 person student flat. It wasn't going to be easy then to see each other and wouldn't be fair on anybody. I felt like i would be stinging her along and that wouldn't be fair.

But apparently all this makes me a liar, a bad person, nasty ect.

I wanted to stay freinds.
Well I hope you can stay friends, and I hope I'm still friends with both of you. It's just getting over the not-being-in-love part that's the difficult part. I've had a couple of long distance relationships so I know how they worked... :o or not... :(

[Planetary]

Is sercomcision the same one who had Papa Lazarou as an avy (Trimm Trabb)? If so, then he should definitely leave. And Trimm Trabb too. I love telling people their presence here is not appreciated.

relax, G

[Beckalina]

It's not a seal its the moon!

[Tzar]

^ ouch!

is this the 1st BBMB break-up?
nah, pretty sure i know of one before all of this ;)

seriously though, this is fucked. anouk and danny - y'all seemed good with each other.

[Kid Presentable]

By the way, I don't know these people. it just seemed like fun to come into this thread and insult somebody, to get it going. Never happened.

Oh well, such is life.

[Ace42X]

It's not a seal its the moon!

Did it use to be a seal?

[TurdBerglar]

who are these two?

[Kid Presentable]

who are these two?
Some internet losers.

[Kid Presentable]

It's funny how I have the complete opposite reaction to this type of shit.
It's always the same people too. You enjoy seeing someone get attacked on a personal level for your entertainment. I find it disgusting. This is the type of shit that goes on on this MB that makes people NEVER want to share anything substantial.

Anouk made this thread without mentioning Danny's name for a reason. We all knew what she was getting at. Thanks to "Capt. Obvious-fop" who felt the need to air out the dirty laundry for the whole MB to read, we now have this pile of crap of a thread.

Fuckin' childish bullshit.
Fuck off then.

[sercomdj01]

It's funny how I have the complete opposite reaction to this type of shit.
It's always the same people too. You enjoy seeing someone get attacked on a personal level for your entertainment. I find it disgusting. This is the type of shit that goes on on this MB that makes people NEVER want to share anything substantial.

Anouk made this thread without mentioning Danny's name for a reason. We all knew what she was getting at. Thanks to "Capt. Obvious-fop" who felt the need to air out the dirty laundry for the whole MB to read, we now have this pile of crap of a thread.

Fuckin' childish bullshit.

I wasn't even gonna post hear till that was made, but i don't need the hassel when i havn't done anything nasty or wrong.

[roosta]

It's funny how I have the complete opposite reaction to this type of shit.
It's always the same people too. You enjoy seeing someone get attacked on a personal level for your entertainment. I find it disgusting. This is the type of shit that goes on on this MB that makes people NEVER want to share anything substantial.

Anouk made this thread without mentioning Danny's name for a reason. We all knew what she was getting at. Thanks to "Capt. Obvious-fop" who felt the need to air out the dirty laundry for the whole MB to read, we now have this pile of crap of a thread.

Fuckin' childish bullshit.

oh, im sorry, i thought i was on the internet. my bad!

[Kid Presentable]

George, Daphne, Ryan, Louise, Tom, Jane, Peter, Karl, Sarah, Kelly and Tasha tell me they've all had enough of people using first names, and then complaining about things 'getting personal'.

[Kid Presentable]

So why don't you tell us about the last fight you and your wife had so we can all laugh at you then.
Got me mixed up with someone else, man. I've never posted anything about having a fight with the other half. And if I did, I'd be more than prepared for people to shit on me for it. You must care about my relationship because reading about one is the closest thing your 'Anouk and Danny'-felching ass will ever get to being in one.

And if there were a 'we' on these boards I could quantify as being anymore than six strangers with a retarded self-important air, I still wouldn't give a shit. You're taking this thing too seriously.

[kaiser soze]

I must've missed the juicy details? :confused:

anyways, don't let a person make you leave, put them on ignore!

[Kid Presentable]

One way or another their lives became public property, and that's something they have to accept. I have a lot of admiration for those posters who have kept a certain distance (of which I am not one), as it shows they fully understand this.

And I also really find that using first names is creepy, cliquey or both. Maybe not in PMs.

[zorra_chiflada]

^i agree with andrew

[Kid Presentable]

^i agree with andrew
Dammit!:mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

:(

[Kid Presentable]

Kid how could you call me out me like this?
fnar

[I'm Fat]

This reminds me of bad times. :(

*eats*

[zorra_chiflada]

there's been more clever aliases

[Kid Presentable]

there's been more clever aliases
Cleverer.

[zorra_chiflada]

Cleverer.

did you watch h&a? if you didn't get a tear in your eye you have no heart!

[Kid Presentable]

did you watch h&a? if you didn't get a tear in your eye you have no heart!
I was in bed, and at the first commercial I jumped up and screamed "Home and Away is the GOAT!!!". That ep was the soap-opera Wrestlemania.

Home and Away>>>>Life.

[I'm Fat]

I'm not meant to be clever - I'm just hear to kiss ass... and maybe eat it.

[zorra_chiflada]

I was in bed, and at the first commercial I jumped up and screamed "Home and Away is the GOAT!!!". That ep was the soap-opera Wrestlemania.

Home and Away>>>>Life.

i like how they're dealing with issues of organ donation now. i really don't want jack to die, i'd feel sorry for the horsefaced bitch.

[Kid Presentable]

i like how they're dealing with issues of organ donation now. i really don't want jack to die, i'd feel sorry for the horsefaced bitch.
Glad that stalker shit is done. They bit Scream for that. And the Jack and Martha engagement was lifted from 'Friends'. But I enjoy the annual shake-up in the Bay.

[zorra_chiflada]

Glad that stalker shit is done. They bit Scream for that. And the Jack and Martha engagement was lifted from 'Friends'. But I enjoy the annual shake-up in the Bay.

i like how rachel straddled her alzheimer's stricken dead mother to rescusitate her. it looked somewhat innappropriate.

[Funkyfreshgrape]

Not that any of you care, but I just wanted to say it.
I'm gone. I can no longer hang around here. Goodbye to everyone who's been kind to me in any way.
good bye

[Lyman Zerga]

vincent, tessa, valerie, janine, martha, andrew, thomas, walter, pat, linda, michael, evadne, alice, dominique and sasha, it's your bedtime.

[Kid Presentable]

i like how rachel straddled her alzheimer's stricken dead mother to rescusitate her. it looked somewhat innappropriate.
I would have wound the missus up about it being 'Hawt' if I wasn't welled-up and teary. If she wasn't welled-up and teary.

[DandyFop]

Anouk or Danny didn't air anything about their relationship. We have Dandyfop to thank for that.

Oh jesus christ. Could you be a little bit more melodramatic?

All I fucking said was that I liked her better than him. It's not a giant secret that they had some kind of sad breakup even if the details were never posted, which is their right to not post, but if you read between the lines, it's obvious. I didn't talk shit about their relationship, thanks.

And you are fucking pathetic. But I guess that's pretty obvious by now.

[Kid Presentable]

Oh jesus christ. Could you be a little bit more melodramatic?

All I fucking said was that I liked her better than him. It's not a giant secret that they had some kind of sad breakup even if the details were never posted, which is their right to not post, but if you read between the lines, it's obvious. I didn't talk shit about their relationship, thanks.
Haha. I learned more about the protaganists (ie that their names are Danny and Anouk) from ADHD than I did you.

[zorra_chiflada]

i feel sorry for h&a dan for having lost his brother. he seemed really sad. but he has to let him donate his organs! it's the only way! :(

[Kid Presentable]

i feel sorry for h&a dan for having lost his brother. he seemed really sad. but he has to let him donate his organs! it's the only way! :(
He did though, the esky was in the surgery. Unless it had a dew tinnies in it for Alf. Fuck I thought Alf was gonna cop it, too.

Home and Away Writers>>>>>Vince McMahon

[zorra_chiflada]

He did though, the esky was in the surgery. Unless it had a dew tinnies in it for Alf. Fuck I though Alf was gonna cop it, too.

Home and Away Writers>>>>>Vince McMahon

i thought alf was gonna have a heart attack! i was all ready for it! but it was only his bloody arm or some shit. (n)

[DandyFop]

zorra and Kid P should totally have a sitcom (!)

[sercomdj01]

Oh jesus christ. Could you be a little bit more melodramatic?

All I fucking said was that I liked her better than him. It's not a giant secret that they had some kind of sad breakup even if the details were never posted, which is their right to not post, but if you read between the lines, it's obvious. I didn't talk shit about their relationship, thanks.

And you are fucking pathetic. But I guess that's pretty obvious by now.

there there.

[sercomdj01]

Well I guess you told me.

Just leave her alone thats the worse you can do to her. All she wants is the attention. the "ooo i'm drunk" and "ooo i'm dipressed" and arguing with people all the time its just attention seaking. Ive never got on with her that was the point of the attack earlier from her. I was stupid to argue back and give her the attention she wanted.

I was stupid not to ignour the attention seaker. And look at the problems it caused :(

[DandyFop]

Are Danny and Rob gonna start buttfucking each other now?

[King of Rock $]

You're all lame.

[sercomdj01]

No buttfucking for me thanks.

Maybe we should all gonna get together later in an AIM chat and talk crap about you. We can invite G~Mile.

You know you've been waiting for that Myspace invite. C'mon Brabs, accept.


Nahhh, i don't think i could sit and watch her ugly mug on a 20 minute video...

[DIGI]

You're all lame.


word. as the pages grow, so does the severe gayness.

[zorra_chiflada]

You're all lame.
is your avatar from fish tycoon?

[Lyman Zerga]

an aim bbmb chat would rule and i wanna get invited this time!

[zorra_chiflada]

me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too

[Tzar]

so ADHD is Rob Money?

[Tzar]

this should light the mood (http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1146382&postcount=16374)

[roosta]

Same goes for you chucklehead.

Let's hear why your last girlfriend dumped you.

chucklehead! :D

and why would you want to hear that?

[King of Rock $]

is your avatar from fish tycoon?

It's from google image search :o

[kll]

Everyone who is acting like the rest of the board should just "mind their own business" needs to shut up and relax. This "couple" who just split posted pics of themselves all over this board, gave details about their first meeting, etc. Don't act like this is such a private matter when it was broadcast from the beginning. I feel bad for the hurt parties, but you gotta take the good with the bad. If you're going to share the positive stuff with everyone around here, then you have to expect everyone to butt in when there's drama.

[Qdrop]

WORST BREAK-UP THREAD EVER!

[King of Rock $]

You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the break-up will not be televised.

The break-up will not be televised.
The break-up will not be brought to you by Xerox
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The break-up will not show you pictures of Nixon
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John
Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat
hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.
The break-up will not be televised.

The break-up will not be brought to you by the
Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie
Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
The break-up will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The break-up will not get rid of the nubs.
The break-up will not make you look five pounds
thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie May
pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
or report from 29 districts.
The break-up will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being
run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion.

Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and
women will not care if Dick finally gets down with
Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The break-up will not be televised.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
news and no pictures of hairy armed women
liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb,
Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.
The break-up will not be televised.

The break-up will not be right back after a message
bbout a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your
bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The break-up will not go better with Coke.
The break-up will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
The break-up will put you in the driver's seat.

The break-up will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The break-up will be no re-run brothers;
The break-up will be live.

[beatrix_rocks]

I've been on several boards with all kinds of different people. "I'm leaving" threads always amuse me. What I find hilarious is someone starts the "I'm leaving" thread and then then posts several times within the thread...so what's the point? It's for attention, most of the time.

If people were smarter what they should do is this: just disappear, then just have one of your friends start a "Whatever happened to [insert screen name here]" thread. Then all the others will join in and say, "Yeah, that chick's cool. I miss seeing her around.". Then you come back and say, "Hey, thanks guys. I didn't want to burden you with my crap but this guy totally trashed me and I decided I needed a break. Thanks for the kind words. I really appreciate it...". People would then feel all sorry for you, give you the "keep your head up" speech, and then you can come back to the board and in turn, you appear to come out smelling a whole lot sweeter.

Think about it.

[zorra_chiflada]

alright.

[Kid Presentable]

I've been on several boards with all kinds of different people. "I'm leaving" threads always amuse me. What I find hilarious is someone starts the "I'm leaving" thread and then then posts several times within the thread...so what's the point? It's for attention, most of the time.

If people were smarter what they should do is this: just disappear, then just have one of your friends start a "Whatever happened to [insert screen name here]" thread. Then all the others will join in and say, "Yeah, that chick's cool. I miss seeing her around.". Then you come back and say, "Hey, thanks guys. I didn't want to burden you with my crap but this guy totally trashed me and I decided I needed a break. Thanks for the kind words. I really appreciate it...". People would then feel all sorry for you, give you the "keep your head up" speech, and then you can come back to the board and in turn, you appear to come out smelling a whole lot sweeter.

Think about it.
Fuckin Hell. Now, explain breathing to me.:eek:

[Lyman Zerga]

im staying


discuss

[sercomdj01]

Everyone who is acting like the rest of the board should just "mind their own business" needs to shut up and relax. This "couple" who just split posted pics of themselves all over this board, gave details about their first meeting, etc. Don't act like this is such a private matter when it was broadcast from the beginning. I feel bad for the hurt parties, but you gotta take the good with the bad. If you're going to share the positive stuff with everyone around here, then you have to expect everyone to butt in when there's drama.

Hey! i'm not complaing tbh. I just like arguing.

[b-grrrlie]

I've been on several boards with all kinds of different people. "I'm leaving" threads always amuse me. What I find hilarious is someone starts the "I'm leaving" thread and then then posts several times within the thread...so what's the point? It's for attention, most of the time.
Well cooky puss only posted once here, the beginning.
I hope she's just upset for a while and will come back when the time is right. She's such a breath of fresh air to this forum. But the air needs to be cleaned every now and then.


I very rarely use people's real names on boards, only a couple of times when it has been really personal. There's a reason we use nicks on the internet and I think real names should only be used in private conversations.

[ericlee]

you fuckers better call me by my screen name and never by my real name:mad:

[DIGI]

you fuckers better call me by my screen name and never by my real name:mad:


^ Lucian, Lucian!!!!!!

[ericlee]

^ Lucian, Lucian!!!!!!


now you done did it. Cooky Puss, hold that door open please, I'm going with you.

[kll]

you fuckers better call me by my screen name and never by my real name:mad:


that was cute and made me smile...

[I'm Fat]

Apparently trashing someone's personal life is perfectly acceptable around here
Ain't it the truth.

*eats*