No, it's fucking goodbye, fellow American. Damn

[adam_f]

This lady at work always says goodbye in some foreign language whenever someone leaves and I swear to fucking Huey Lewis I'm gonna be stuck with a bottle of Old English and a Winchester and I'ma fucking flip if she says Auf Wiedersehn one more time. Dammit.

[ericlee]

That does get annoying. I used to have a coworker who'd always talk in a fake Scottish and Irish accent alot of times and I finally told him to knock it the fuck out.

[DIGI]

fuckin douche at work says the same shit. but its kinda impressive cuz he speaks like five different languages. i just dont wanna come across as one of those budweiser swilling, flannel wearing, blue collar comedy loving ass pirates that are always "you're in america! speak english, mother fucker!"

[ericlee]

^Ohhhhhhhhhhh, did ja now?

it's acceptable for telling jokes and shit but he used to do it everyday.

I'd come in to work and he'd always say, "Oh Eric me lad, top o' the morning to ye". He's just an annoying fuck in general.

Edit: aha, I fucked your edit up

[DIGI]

it's acceptable for telling jokes and shit but he used to do it everyday.

I'd come in to work and he'd always say, "Oh Eric me lad, top o' the morning to ye". He's just an annoying fuck in general.

Edit: aha, I fucked your edit up


now i'm gunna hafta gut ya with my claymore, ya wee fuck.

[enree erzweglle]

That does get annoying. I used to have a coworker who'd always talk in a fake Scottish and Irish accent alot of times and I finally told him to knock it the fuck out.I work with and know someone who, probably 90% of the time when he's asked a question, he responds with sarcasm, a joke, or a pun. If you want a serious response from him, you have to preface your question with something like, "I have a question. Please don't respond sarcastically or with a joke." ...and when you do that, you can tell that he's having a very hard time resisting not coming back with sarcasm or a pun. That gets old quick, especially when the sarcasm isn't and the jokes aren't.

[Kid Presentable]

I work with and know someone who, probably 90% of the time when he's asked a question, he responds with sarcasm, a joke, or a pun. If you want a serious response from him, you have to preface your question with something like, "I have a question. Please don't respond sarcastically or with a joke." ...and when you do that, you can tell that he's having a very hard time resisting not coming back with sarcasm or a pun. That gets old quick, especially when the sarcasm isn't and the jokes aren't.
It must be like working in the T.V series 'The Office' or a real life version of many of this board's members.

[roosta]

what's so wrong with it?

[DIGI]

So you work with DIGI?


Why you sweatin on me? Oh, that's just your body's natural reaction to its own girth.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by roosta
what's so wrong with it?

It's annoying like your mom's screams when we're sealing the deal.

[roosta]

It's annoying like your mom's screams when we're sealing the deal.

i don't get it?

[ericlee]

I work with and know someone who, probably 90% of the time when he's asked a question, he responds with sarcasm, a joke, or a pun. If you want a serious response from him, you have to preface your question with something like, "I have a question. Please don't respond sarcastically or with a joke." ...and when you do that, you can tell that he's having a very hard time resisting not coming back with sarcasm or a pun. That gets old quick, especially when the sarcasm isn't and the jokes aren't.

He tended to do that too but, he has a very bad anger problem which eventually led to him being fired from here.

I mean a serious problem too. If you move his chair or if you don't say a word right, he'd start throwing things all over the place and yell and scream.

If his real life persona were like his little fake, silly greetings then maybe (but I doubt it), it wouldn't get as annoying.

[adam_f]

It's annoying. Okay?

[DIGI]

i don't get it?


adam cracking an effective mom joke is like watching a retard trying to solve a calculus problem.

[roosta]

hahahaha

It's annoying. Okay?


because its foreign?

[Kid Presentable]

adam cracking an effective mom joke is like watching a retard trying to solve a calculus problem.
Your avatar pwns.

[DIGI]

Your avatar pwns.


Thank you, Kid P. Ericlee made the fucker for me at least a week ago. 'Bout time shit gets some glory.

[adam_f]

I had one good mom joke a long time ago. Those days are long gone.

[Kid Presentable]

cacawcacaw

[ericlee]

Thank you, Kid P. Ericlee made the fucker for me at least a week ago. 'Bout time shit gets some glory.

and that was the most challenging one I've made because I had to do print-screens from a ymtd.

It was your idea though so I can't fully bask in the glory(y)

[Bob]

now i want to know what it is

[Waus]

Every now and then when my roomie is on Xbox live (360) playing Call of Duty or something I'll pick up mic duties and do impressions/accents whatever.

Convinced this whole crowd I was british for about 3 games. Finally just told them I wasn't. It was actually kind of embarassing - because they all made fun of the accent and english people.

Christopher Walken goes over well.

[DIGI]

now i want to know what it is


Gob Bluth doing his chicken dance.

[ericlee]

now i want to know what it is

see if any of these work. www.ytmnd.com/keyword/Gob

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tv7UXnhQEM

www.youtube.com/ results?search=Gob&sort=video_view_count

I'm just pasting the web addresses and not sure if they are the right ones because I can't open them to make sure.

Good job DIGI, your avatar hijacked Adam's thread.

[DIGI]

You don't have to prove me right, this is something we all know.


Point taken. But in all honesty, those rhymes in your sig are air tight, yo.

[Bob]

see if any of these work. www.ytmnd.com/keyword/Gob

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tv7UXnhQEM

www.youtube.com/ results?search=Gob&sort=video_view_count

I'm just pasting the web addresses and not sure if they are the right ones because I can't open them to make sure.

Good job DIGI, your avatar hijacked Adam's thread.

i don't think my work blocks youtube, but i don't have any sound

[DIGI]

Bob, I do like your mr. show sigs. swicthin from godyssey to the telethon.(y)

[abcdefz]

i don't think my work blocks youtube, but i don't have any sound



Just imagine that Europe song "The Final Countdown" playing way too loud, and you've got it.

[beastiegirrl101]

I say ciao ....a lot. Doesnt seem to bother people.

[DIGI]

I say ciao ....a lot. Doesnt seem to bother people.


What does that have to do with Gob Bluth?

[abcdefz]

What does that have to do with Gob Bluth?




(deletes ridiculously stupid joke)

[roosta]

what is the American for goodbye anyway?

[abcdefz]

what is the American for goodbye anyway?



"...let me borrow twenty dollars."

[CiaoBellaXO]

what is the American for goodbye anyway?


smell ya later.

[DIGI]

^That or "Your money's on the dresser."

[Bob]

y'all come back reeeeal soon

[ericlee]

I just say, "later".

[Rock]

Gob Bluth doing his chicken dance.
fresh.

during our reception..me and the wife spent a good 2 minutes doing the chicken dance. Me doing Gob, and her doing Lindsey. I think only 3 people (us included) out of the whole bunch understood it. I gots a picture of it somewhere.....

carry on.

[abcdefz]

Hey, that's no way to say goodbye.

--Leonard Cohen