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monkey

06-20-2006, 01:07 PM

adam_f and pauli invite you to the lovely occasion of our e-wedding. since we're bored and we have nothng better to do (and crack isnt an option), we have decided to hold e-nuptials and invite you crazy folks. and now come the important decisions:

who are the best men?
who are the bridemaids?

and the most important question of all... who's gonna be the stripper?

i was gonna do a poll, but fuck it. you guys fill in the names.

sercomdj01

06-20-2006, 01:13 PM

I'd make a good drunk dad doing the robot at the end in my scraggy old jumper (y)

bigblu89

06-20-2006, 01:30 PM

I'll be the guy that doesn't really know anyone, so he gets completely shitfaced and makes a mockery of the dancefloor.

DandyFop

06-20-2006, 01:31 PM

I think Paul Jones will pwn both of you in those categories.

like2_drink

06-20-2006, 01:32 PM

i don't know how to feel about the best 2 drunk positions beeing filled..

Bob

06-20-2006, 01:33 PM

i would receive an invitation, deliberate at length about whether or not to go, and eventually decide not to

zippo

06-20-2006, 01:34 PM

are you sure theres no crack?
well then ill be one of the bridesmaids as long as the other ones drink tequila as well
can i bring one of those red laser pens and flirt with the best man

like2_drink

06-20-2006, 01:37 PM

party animal groomsman it is:cool:

g-mile7

06-20-2006, 01:40 PM

I'm expecting my nod as one of the best men

DandyFop

06-20-2006, 01:42 PM

The real question here is - what kind of food will there be?

And the most important - what kind of cake?

monkey

06-20-2006, 01:43 PM

are you sure theres no crack?
well then ill be one of the bridesmaids as long as the other ones drink tequila as well
can i bring one of those red laser pens and flirt with the best man

well, there's crack for you. there's always crack for you. as a matter of fact you can be the maid of honor and figure out who the stripper should be also. the groom has someone in mind...

bigblu89

06-20-2006, 01:43 PM

I think Paul Jones will pwn both of you in those categories.

But everyone knows Paul, He'd be the drunk guy that everyone knows.

I'm the unknown drunk guy.

enree erzweglle

06-20-2006, 01:43 PM

a-z is probably pissed because he thinks it's a gift-grab. :)

monkey

06-20-2006, 01:44 PM

The real question here is - what kind of food will there be?

And the most important - what kind of cake?

strictly vegetarian. and the cake will be ice cream.

on a side note: what happened to my e-groom? he told me to make a thread and then he left. typical!

enree erzweglle

06-20-2006, 01:47 PM

Who will be last to leave the e-reception (e-ception?)?

DandyFop

06-20-2006, 01:47 PM

Ice cream cake at a wedding? laaaame!

I'm totally in charge of the bachelorette party...but I don't want to pay for a bridesmaid dress, so I'm just gonna be a party planner.

Dildos here we come!

abcdefz

06-20-2006, 01:49 PM

Triumph the Insult Comic would have a field day at this wedding. :D

zippo

06-20-2006, 01:54 PM

well, there's crack for you. there's always crack for you. as a matter of fact you can be the maid of honor and figure out who the stripper should be also. the groom has someone in mind...

ok well then the stripper could be Bob and mickill, a combination of a show put on by both of them, tell me when they start so i can leave

DandyFop

06-20-2006, 01:54 PM

where the fuck is mickill. he's funny.

sometimes.

Echewta

06-20-2006, 02:12 PM

I play some traditional instrument and a traditional song where everyone has to learn how to dance traditionally.

Thank you.

Waus

06-20-2006, 02:13 PM

...and so he says, "JABRONI!" Hahahahaha...

DandyFop

06-20-2006, 02:24 PM

I don't support interracial marriages btw.

b-grrrlie

06-20-2006, 02:27 PM

The obvious choice for a stripper is Knuckles! Of course!!!!

I'm Fat

06-20-2006, 09:46 PM

I pictured myself marrying someone who lives in Canada. :(

ericlee

06-21-2006, 12:20 AM

I don't support interracial marriages btw.

:(

adam_f

06-21-2006, 08:03 AM

Originally posted by g-mile7
I'm expecting my nod as one of the best men

In a pm with Pauli I did say that you would be the best man. I think that's irony.

adam_f

06-21-2006, 08:03 AM

Originally posted by Dandyfop
I don't support interracial marriages btw.

Pauli's white?!!!??!

monkey

06-21-2006, 08:20 AM

Pauli's white?!!!??!

sorry. it's not that im white, but im a dork, much like white people.

(omg racist!!!!!!111)

(p.s: dandy's quote, not mine. black dork.)

adam_f

06-21-2006, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by Pauli
sorry. it's not that im white, but im a dork, much like white people.

You're drunk already.

monkey

06-21-2006, 08:27 AM

i wouldnt have to drink if you didnt beat me.

adam_f

06-21-2006, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by Pauli
i wouldnt have to drink if you didnt beat me.

I wouldn't have to beat you if you weren't a biter.

monkey

06-21-2006, 08:39 AM

I wouldn't have to beat you if you weren't a biter.

but you said you LIKED it. the pain made you feel strong like bull.

adam_f

06-21-2006, 08:43 AM

Originally posted by Pauli
but you said you LIKED it. the pain made you feel strong like bull.

You're like a fucking woodpecker aiming for my morning wood and no, I don't enjoy it like that.

enree erzweglle

06-21-2006, 09:33 AM

i wouldnt have to drink if you didnt beat me.Biting and beatings--these things do not bode well for the actual marriage. :)

beastieangel01

06-21-2006, 09:51 AM

Maid of Honor up in hurrr :mad:

g-mile7

06-21-2006, 09:52 AM

but you said you LIKED it. the pain made you feel strong like bull.

hahaha

g-mile7

06-21-2006, 09:53 AM

In a pm with Pauli I did say that you would be the best man. I think that's irony.

:)

monkey

06-21-2006, 09:54 AM

i dont know. i dont think we're gonna get e-wed no more. adam_f is becoming an evil bridezilla.

ericlee

06-21-2006, 09:57 AM

so who proposed to who?

Was it over a pm?

h0W r0/\/\@Ntic!!11!shift1

enree erzweglle

06-21-2006, 10:00 AM

so who proposed to who?I am guessing that Pauli proposed and that that's why cookiepuss started that thread (http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=67561).

g-mile7

06-21-2006, 10:01 AM

I am guessing that Pauli proposed and that that's why cookiepuss started that thread (http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=67561).

It all makes sense!(lb)

ericlee

06-21-2006, 10:08 AM

"in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, 'till space bar do us part'"

adam_f

06-21-2006, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by Pauli
i dont know. i dont think we're gonna get e-wed no more. adam_f is becoming an evil bridezilla.

Thanks for telling me. Yeah, I got a terrific tux too. It's mauve.

Mrs_Princess

06-21-2006, 12:02 PM

Awww e-wedding :D

g-mile7

06-21-2006, 12:13 PM

Knux betta get crackin capturing this moment, him or Ericlee just someone gots to

ericlee

06-21-2006, 12:38 PM

Knux betta get crackin capturing this moment, him or Ericlee just someone gots to

I would but I'm working a month straight with no photoshop abilities at work:(

g-mile7

06-21-2006, 01:22 PM

I would but I'm working a month straight with no photoshop abilities at work:(

:(

monkey

06-21-2006, 05:42 PM

so who proposed to who?

Was it over a pm?

h0W r0/\/\@Ntic!!11!shift1

actually, he proposed. no ring though, so it obviously wasnt that important to him. if i mattered, he wouldve gotten me a big ol' rock. and it wasnt so much of a proposal, it was more of what if. but it was a pm, which made it all that more romantic.

:p