hmm, should i make a diss video?

[zorra_chiflada]

nah, too much effort

[avignon]

do it.

[zorra_chiflada]

i will have to get joe on there dancing like butthead.

[avignon]

what other way does he dance?

[Rancid_Beasties]

Like a man without a hat ;)

[zorra_chiflada]

joe will also use his lazer eye and claw, and chainsaw you in the guts

[avignon]

Because he can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind.

[monkey]

who you dissin? can it be my racist e-groom?

[avignon]

joe will also use his lazer eye and claw, and chainsaw you in the guts
I just watched Wolf Creek. It was him, wasn't it? :eek:

PS Men with bionic toes can dance really really good. Like Patrick Swayzee.

[zorra_chiflada]

I just watched Wolf Creek. It was him, wasn't it? :eek:

PS Men with bionic toes can dance really really good. Like Patrick Swayzee.

if he has a bionic toe, what is his prime directive?

[avignon]

if he has a bionic toe, what is his prime directive?
to dance the mamba, obviously

[avignon]

there should be a dance off video thread. You know like how the gangs used to have dancing battles. It would be classic.

[zorra_chiflada]

there should be a dance off video thread. You know like how the gangs used to have dancing battles. It would be classic.

oh man "you got served" style?

it's a shame that joe is probably too embarrassed to do any of his awesome dances. :(

[avignon]

oh yeah? tell him I said it's because he dances like Erckle! Or Carlton on Fresh Prince! Tell him we all think he must dance like a sissy boy and that's why he has to do it, to prove us all wrong.

[zorra_chiflada]

Like a man without a hat ;)

joe says: YOU DANCE LIKE YOU'RE AT THE CLUB! and you know EXACTLY what i'm talking about.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Ima pullout some travoltaesque moves, Saturday Night Fever Era (because in comparison, his moves in pulp fiction were wiggidy-wack).

And I am showing you my moves right now on msn zorra.

[zorra_chiflada]

oh yeah? tell him I said it's because he dances like Erckle! Or Carlton on Fresh Prince! Tell him we all think he must dance like a sissy boy and that's why he has to do it, to prove us all wrong.

ok, he said if there was a dancing competition thread, he would definitely dance. (y)

YOU ARE GONNA BE SO IMPRESSED

[avignon]

MAKE THE THREAD!

[zorra_chiflada]

MAKE THE THREAD!

i've already made the video
this is probably going to be the best day of all your lives.

[avignon]

that makes me happy and very sad all at the same time

[sercomdj01]

I saw this before the edit. I know too much. Don't kill me zorra :(

[Bob]

yeah i saw it too. now you're gonna have to pay to keep me quiet

[sercomdj01]

yeah i saw it too. now you're gonna have to pay to keep me quiet

She doesn't pay. She just shoots. Or maybe you'll get off easy with a bit of torture, but i'm sure she doesn't like me enough for that so i'll be straight dead :(

[avignon]

I demand to be let in on it, whatever it may be or was.

[zorra_chiflada]

SILENCE, COMMONERS!

check out the dance thread. it's ORRRRRN

[Bob]

zorra's check cleared, so i'm not saying anything

maybe a hint

[Nuzzolese]

I saw it too. Or did I? Can you take the chance that I didn't? Pay me or you'll find out.

[avignon]

I'll top whatever she pays you.

[zorra_chiflada]

why aren't any of you in the dance off thread?
you wanted it, i BROUGHT it. :mad:

[avignon]

why aren't any of you in the dance off thread?
you wanted it, i BROUGHT it. :mad:
I'm picking out my ensemble! And I have to fix the lighting, hire the back up dancers and teach them the steps...perfection takes time.

[zorra_chiflada]

I'm picking out my ensemble! And I have to fix the lighting, hire the back up dancers and teach them the steps...perfection takes time.

it has to come instantly!
i just turned on the camera and joe danced! you expect so much!
you're a DIVA!

[avignon]

I know! And like all Divas, it takes time and effort to be perfect! Do you think J Lo just rolls out of bed in the morning and goes on? No! She has hair and make-up people, outfit people, and someone to inflate her ass implants.

[zorra_chiflada]

I know! And like all Divas, it takes time and effort to be perfect! Do you think J Lo just rolls out of bed in the morning and goes on? No! She has hair and make-up people, outfit people, and someone to inflate her ass implants.

she has a dude to make sure her nipples are erect too.
i'm not even making this up.

[avignon]

And you expect me to go on without the nipple guy? Where's my nipple guy?! I DEMAND a nipple guy!

[zorra_chiflada]

hey av, segways.
yeah.

[avignon]

I DEMAND a nipple guy and a segway! And a decaf mocha frappacino.

[zorra_chiflada]

I DEMAND a nipple guy and a segway! And a decaf mocha frappacino.

oh man, yesterday when i was watching the survivor finale...
you know how when jeff brings the votes in he goes on a big mission in like a helicopter or a motorbike and he's still in his chinos when he gets to the studio?
i was imagining jeff on a segway, moving to the studio with the votes. and him going up stairs in the segway. HAHAHAHAHA FUCK

[g-mile7]

hmm, should i make a diss video?


sounds sexxxy' ;)

[Knuckles]

Or maybe you could make a rap joint dissing everyone and it will be so damn hard nobody even tries to respond to your truly lethal tongue!?!?



Oh wait... that's been done.

[g-mile7]

Or maybe you could make a rap joint dissing everyone and it will be so damn hard nobody even tries to respond to your truly lethal tongue!?!?



Oh wait... that's been done.


Yes it has.....but a female ninja!?Woooo damn home skillet woooo damn.

[avignon]

Or maybe you could make a rap joint dissing everyone and it will be so damn hard nobody even tries to respond to your truly lethal tongue!?!?



Oh wait... that's been done.
well, shit. Now I have to start all over again! *peals out on segway*

[zorra_chiflada]

well, shit. Now I have to start all over again! *peals out on segway*

i'm imagining you going up steps on your segway
HAHAHAHAHH

[avignon]

It's totally tricked out. It has like big mudder wheels on it. It's so Bond.

[zorra_chiflada]

you're going up steps! hahahahah

[avignon]

*shoots you with net gun*

[zorra_chiflada]

*MELTS IT WITH FLAME THROWER*



*joe then dances at you and chainsaws you in the guts*


:cool:

[avignon]

:(

*puts hand down*
we've moved on. sorry. I think Tyrese is looking for someone though.

[avignon]

*MELTS IT WITH FLAME THROWER*



*joe then dances at you and chainsaws you in the guts*


:cool:
curses! *tosses net gun away*


*Walter sneaks up by tiptoeing on his super stealthy bionic toe and then does a spinning back kick to the face and pokes Joe's eye out with said toe.*

[zorra_chiflada]

curses! *tosses net gun away*


*Walter sneaks up by tiptoeing on his super stealthy bionic toe and then does a spinning back kick to the face and pokes Joe's eye out with said toe.*

*luckily joe still has his claw*

*i get away on av's segway*


:cool:

[avignon]

But fortunately my segway is remote controlled! *hits ejection button*
I love how you totally left Joe there by the way.

[zorra_chiflada]

But fortunately my segway is remote controlled! *hits ejection button*
I love how you totally left Joe there by the way.

hey, each man for his own!