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kaiser soze
06-21-2006, 04:03 PM
who wants to freeze their toes while dancing the horizontal mamba?
http://in.news.yahoo.com/060610/139/64yj8.html
Apparently it is a big turnoff in India.
jennyb
06-21-2006, 04:14 PM
If you ask me, there is not much more unattractive or goofy than a naked man with nothing but socks on! ...just sayin'
I suggest that all women wear high heels when naked..............................
or a schoolgirl outfit.
ericlee
06-21-2006, 04:23 PM
http://in.news.yahoo.com/060610/139/64yj8.html
Apparently it is a big turnoff in India.
whoa, wait. In India? I don't understand why #1 is body odor then because they don't wear deodarant there. I've met some that make you insta-gag if they're 5 feet from you.
#8 is Smelling of beer/curry/kebabs. That kills my fantasy of having sex with an Indian woman while grilling on my Weber.
kaiser soze
06-21-2006, 04:32 PM
as Flight of the Concords would say
You know when I'm wearing my socks it's business time, their business socks!
ericlee
06-21-2006, 04:32 PM
#4. turn off for men, talking while making love. Aint that the truth. One of my ex's didn't want to stfu and it's too hard to concentrate.
#7 and 8 are accurate too. How could anybody get it on with Fido in the room watching or a stuffed droopy eyed puppy staring at you.
cookiepuss
06-21-2006, 04:33 PM
I suggest that all women wear high heels when naked..............................
or a schoolgirl outfit.
hah ha. along these lines...I hate nude pictorials of men or women shot outdoors where the people have nothing on but shoes. it looks dumb to me. if I'ma go outside nekid I ain't gonna stop to put shoes on.
hah ha. along these lines...I hate nude pictorials of men or women shot outdoors where the people have nothing on but shoes. it looks dumb to me. if I'ma go outside nekid I ain't gonna stop to put shoes on.
Stick Kate Beckinsale in combat boots naked in a field and I'm going to make hay.
icy manipulator
06-21-2006, 11:22 PM
If you ask me, there is not much more unattractive or goofy than a naked man with nothing but socks on! ...just sayin'
hahahaha, that reminds me of the line from Coupling. after watching that show i get my socks off as soon as i can
alexandra
06-22-2006, 07:44 AM
i always have my knee socks on. Pippi style yo
Rancid_Beasties
06-22-2006, 08:00 AM
hahahaha, that reminds me of the line from Coupling. after watching that show i get my socks off as soon as i can
Coupling US or UK?
kaiser soze
06-22-2006, 08:21 AM
soggy sock sex sucks!
It's business, It's business time!
icy manipulator
06-22-2006, 05:12 PM
Coupling US or UK?
UK. i didn't even know there was a US version. is it just as bad as every other US rip off of a UK show?
icy manipulator
06-22-2006, 05:14 PM
i always have my knee socks on. Pippi style yo
that seems a bit weird, but i guess it's pretty much the same thing as stockings
TimDoolan
06-22-2006, 07:12 PM
The expression, "It'll knock your socks off," originated in the 70's porn industry. The majority of seventies porn featured the actors in socks.
Sarky Devotchka
06-22-2006, 07:15 PM
#7 bad pants.
ha ha!
Rancid_Beasties
06-23-2006, 01:15 AM
UK. i didn't even know there was a US version. is it just as bad as every other US rip off of a UK show?
Both are as funny as each other really. Good shit (y)
icy manipulator
06-23-2006, 01:20 AM
Both are as funny as each other really. Good shit (y)
i had no idea, i may have to check it out then. short of red dwarf Coupling would have to be my fav uk comedy
QueenAdrock
06-23-2006, 10:43 AM
If you ask me, there is not much more unattractive or goofy than a naked man with nothing but socks on! ...just sayin'
Yeah, I tend to agree. And if you're doing it right, you won't even notice your feet are cold...till after.
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