if you like pina coladas....

[cookiepuss]

then you know how fucking stupid that song is. let me tell you something...if a woman puts a personal ad in the paper behind her boyfriends back and she goes to meet the guy who answered the ad and it turns out to be her man there is no way in hell that the words out of her mouth are going to be: "awe it's you, " we laughed for a moment and she said, "I never knew..you like pina coladas.. blah blah blah."

fuck no. she'd say: "what the fuck? you were going to cheat on me you bastard!" and he'd say..."but you were going to cheat on me honey." and she'd say..."that's not the point! YOU would have cheated on me!" and she'd throw a pina colada in his face. the end.

[cookiepuss]

nevermind.

[SobaViolence]

but if she didn't put the add in the paper, he might not have even thought of cheating...


whoa.

[cookiepuss]

no. he says that he was tired of his old lady so he was reading the personal column. the louse would have picked another ad if he hadn't liked pina coladas or wanted to make love at midnight at the dunes on the cape.

[SobaViolence]

oh.

well whatev...i hate pina coladas.

[cookiepuss]

they use to be one of my favs, but now I agree with you..they are just coconutty sucky-ness.

gimme a margarita on the rocks anyday.

[SobaViolence]

is it possible to love coconuts but despise pina coladas?

that's the violent struggle i live in...

[cookiepuss]

is it possible to love coconuts but despise pina coladas?

that's the violent struggle i live in...


hell yeah. I dig on coconuts. but there are so many better drinks than the pina colada or Chi Chi.

[CJM]

i'll take a Swamp Water (http://www.junglejims.ca/cjun.php) from Jungle Jim's, any day.

[SobaViolence]

hell yeah. I dig on coconuts. but there are so many better drinks than the pina colada or Chi Chi.

friends were arguing, is there a difference between coconut daquiris and pina coladas?


i know it isnt classy, but amaretto & coke is delicious.

[cookiepuss]

^ that sounds refreshing. I really like ammeretto sours.


There is a pecan liquor outa new orleans that is devine.

[paul jones]

I love that song!

[cookiepuss]

I love that song!

ok well paul..if you ever find yourself in the same situation as the dude in the song...when she walks though that restaurant door, you better duct. she is not going to be happy to see you.;)

it is a catchy little tune, I know almost all the words...no I know all the words.
but it's still not realistic.

[paul jones]

ok well paul..if you ever find yourself in the same situation as the dude in the song...when she walks though that restaurant door, you better duct. she is not going to be happy to see you.;)

it is a catchy little tune, I know almost all the words...no I know all the words.
but it's still not realistic.

maybe she prefers banana milkshakes(y)

[SobaViolence]

does her milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

[Justin]

i really hate that song

[jlees_mcsd]

i really hate that song
Really? Now what is wrong with Milkshake? The lyrics are hard thought symbolism at it's finest. La La La La La.

[Bitchamachacha]

I had that song on 45 as a kid.

No lie.

It confused me because I was only eight.

[jlees_mcsd]

Unfortunately 8 year olds now a days know what it means. :(
It's a sad, sad world we live in.

[TimDoolan]

I used to really love pina coladas. My family and I used to go to club med when I was 13 and that was only alchoholic drink my dad ever let me get.