fun thread!

[zorra_chiflada]

fun things only!
now lets have fun!

[zorra_chiflada]

controversial threads always do better than fun threads :(

[sercomdj01]

Im not having any fun :(

[Bob]

i once passed out on a sidewalk. miraculously, nothing happened, i just woke up the next day and my thumb hurt. i probably fell on it

[sercomdj01]

I once collapsed unconcious at a party. People tried to wake me with a hose pipe. I got dropped down some stairs and i didn't wake for 2 days.

It was allergy to some tablets apparently. Freaky :confused:

[abcdefz]

A guy at a bar is inconceivably drunk and has puked on his shirt. He moans to the bartender that he can't possibly go home in this condition because his wife will kill him.

The bartender asks the guy if he has twenty dollars. The guy pulls it out of his billfold. The bartender tells him to put the twenty in his front pocket and he can tell his wife that another drunk threw up on him and paid him to get the shirt cleaned.

Great idea!

The guy gets home and his wife meets him at the door, disgusted. "You've got puke all over your shirt!" she cries, and he pulls the twenty dollar bill out and says, "It wasn't me -- it was a drunk! He puked on my shirt and gave me twenty dollars to get it cleaned!"

His wife notices there's another twenty in his pocket.

"I know!" the guy says, "He shit in my pants, too!"

[Bob]

A guy at a bar is inconceivably drunk and has puked on his shirt. He moans to the bartender that he can't possibly go home in this condition because his wife will kill him.

The bartender asks the guy if he has twenty dollars. The guy pulls it out of his billfold. The bartender tells him to put the twenty in his front pocket and he can tell his wife that another drunk threw up on him and paid him to get the shirt cleaned.

Great idea!

The guy gets home and his wife meets him at the door, disgusted. "You've got puke all over your shirt!" she cries, and he pulls the twenty dollar bill out and says, "It wasn't me -- it was a drunk! He puked on my shirt and gave me twenty dollars to get it cleaned!"

His wife notices there's another twenty in his pocket.

"I know!" the guy says, "He shit in my pants, too!"

"a guy", huh?

[Kid Presentable]

The microwave just went 'Ding!'...

[paul jones]

I'm just gonna go for a pee(y)

[Planetary]

*has fun* :)

[alexandra]

kenny rogers w00t

[abcdefz]

"a guy", huh?


Uh, yeah.

This guy I know.



You know.

[paul jones]

kenny rogers w00t
there's a guy who drinks in our pub who looks like Kenny Rogers(y)

[alexandra]

check this. (http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/) (y)

[Junker]

A guy at a bar is inconceivably drunk and has puked on his shirt. He moans to the bartender that he can't possibly go home in this condition because his wife will kill him.

The bartender asks the guy if he has twenty dollars. The guy pulls it out of his billfold. The bartender tells him to put the twenty in his front pocket and he can tell his wife that another drunk threw up on him and paid him to get the shirt cleaned.

Great idea!

The guy gets home and his wife meets him at the door, disgusted. "You've got puke all over your shirt!" she cries, and he pulls the twenty dollar bill out and says, "It wasn't me -- it was a drunk! He puked on my shirt and gave me twenty dollars to get it cleaned!"

His wife notices there's another twenty in his pocket.

"I know!" the guy says, "He shit in my pants, too!"

If im not mistaken you already told this joke before on another thread

[paul jones]

check this. (http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/) (y)
best site ever(y)

[abcdefz]

If im not mistaken you already told this joke before on another thread



I have, like, three jokes for any occasion.

My bad.

[alexandra]

best site ever(y)
tell the pub bloke to upload a picture of him on that site. (y)

[paul jones]

tell the pub bloke to upload a picture of him on that site. (y)
I'll have to get a pic of him(y)

[alexandra]

here's another thumbs up. (y)

[enree erzweglle]

here's another thumbs up. (y)
(y)

[Lyman Zerga]

i took a good and respectful shit this morning (y)

[alexandra]

flush it with pride. (y)

[Bob]

i took a good and respectful shit this morning (y)

i LOVE a good respectful shit in the morning. or any time of day really. makes you feel relieved. "that's one less thing that could go wrong today"

[ms.peachy]

You know what's more fun than I ever would have guessed? Having a bath with the baby.

Except when she poops on me. Well, even that's kind of funny. Makes mr.peachy laugh, anyway.

[alexandra]

you get a warm feeling, right?


get it? poo is warm! lolz

[beastiegirrl101]

I'm just gonna go for a pee(y)


everyone has a pee story.

[b-grrrlie]

Does this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-kfLf_RGqk) make you wanna pee?

[SobaViolence]

my mother always told me, 'you gotta be the source of your own fun.'

i love my mom.

[zorra_chiflada]

cool. i hope everyone is having fun here? anything i can get anyone? drinks? nibblies?

[jackrock]

burbboi-tulla (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e108/JLM7/n184902265_30200925_1309copy.jpg)

[jackrock]

cool. i hope everyone is having fun here? anything i can get anyone? drinks? nibblies?
im not

[zorra_chiflada]

GET OUT

[jackrock]

it just wasn't fun cause no one was posting.. but, ok :(

[zorra_chiflada]

NO-ONE WILL KILL THE FUN IN MY THREAD

[CrankItUp!]

Go to Chuckie Cheese and play sum video games ! (y)

[jackrock]

fun fun fun! schools out wednesday that's fun! fun!

[CrankItUp!]

...skool ! :p

It's been out for weeks here - dammit.

[ggirlballa]

fun fun fun! schools out wednesday that's fun! fun!


wednesday? i got out today and got wet and covered in shaving cream it was crazy but most importantly FUN!!!!

[jackrock]

graduating on monday will be fun!
summer is fun!

[icy manipulator]

Did you ever drink so much Whiskey at such a young age that you started walking home at 9pm because you were so wasted and next thing you know you’re walking in the front door at 3am thinking it’s 9 something and your Mom greats you at the door asking where the fuck you were and you tell her you were just walking home and she asks you why you have puke all over your sweatshirt and you tell her you don’t then look down and realize you do and realize it’s actually 3am and then the next morning you go looking for your hat, retracing your steps, and find it in the backyard next to an imprint of your body in the grass because you actually passed out in mid-walk and came close to death because you puked while you were unconscious but fortunately didn’t die because you actually face planted on the ground and blacked the fuck out?

Fun times
one night i spilt a cab home with my best friend after a big night on the piss. the next day i found out instead of making the 10 metres he would've had to have walked to get to his front door, he managed about 2 metres, and passed out in the front garden. his dad ended up carrying him inside to his bed at 9am, and my friend is 6 foot 8 so it was no easy task, and he still didn't wake up til 2pm that day(y)

[CrankItUp!]

Being 6' 8"...that's a waaays up taller than me.

[icy manipulator]

Being 6' 8"...that's a waaays up taller than me.
i'm 6'1 and i feel like a midget around him. but i can handle my alcohol better than him so that makes up for it :cool:

[CrankItUp!]

I'm only 6' 2''...and I would feel the same too having to look that far up !

[icy manipulator]

his last ex was 5'3" which was just weird. new one is 6'2" which is still a bit weird coz she's noticably taller than me:(