I need a new job

[The Notorious LOL]

I have all my shots and Im potty trained.

[Bob]

you wanna be my real estate agent? find me an apartment in boston, i'll give you $5 for it. 2.50 now and 2.50 when you find a place i like

that's what real estate agents do, right?

[ericlee]

Maybe you can take that dog's place at your dentist's office?

[DipDipDive]

you wanna be my real estate agent? find me an apartment in boston, i'll give you $5 for it. 2.50 now and 2.50 when you find a place i like

that's what real estate agents do, right?

I just passed the exam to get my real estate license.

I've already decided that I, too, need a new job.

[DipDipDive]

Who are you talking to?

[marsdaddy]

Coincidentally, my cats have not and are not. Cat trainer!

[DipDipDive]

All things considered, cat turds are the least pesky in the realm of animal excrement.

[marsdaddy]

All things considered, cat turds are the least pesky in the realm of animal excrement.It seems you're unfamiliar with kitty diarreha...

[Justin]

i know this chick that has her real estate license who works here at my apt complex and she still bartends just to have money.

[The Notorious LOL]

I know people with masters degrees that cant find work, and I also know a guy who makes six figures with a high school diploma. Thats kinda how shit works.

[Kid Presentable]

All things considered, cat turds are the least pesky in the realm of animal excrement.
They can give you toxoplasmosis, which is fatal.

[The Notorious LOL]

if you have AIDS or are six months old, it can be.

[Kid Presentable]

if you have AIDS or are six months old, it can be.
Yes to both.

[marsdaddy]

Yes to both.And dangerous to unborn fetuses too. Or is that a plot by OB docs to get men to clean the box?!