Irony

[abcdefz]

A door to door salesman hawking "No Soliciting" signs.

[monkey]

raaaain on your wedding day. though thats just bad luck.

/obvious post

[Sarky Devotchka]

pooping in the no-pooping zone.

[marsdaddy]

Today I told a company not to call me again, then asked to speak to a supervisor and left a message to call me back. They haven't.

[Planetary]

meg, your mother is not an iron.

the ironing is delicious.