View Full Version : I'm bored.
QueenAdrock
06-23-2006, 01:04 PM
Brett's off enumerating and I just got done with the shower and I'm waiting for his ass to get back here so we can go moose-tipping or whatever it is they do up here.
Someone entertain me, QUICK!
Brett's off enumerating and I just got done with the shower and I'm waiting for his ass to get back here so we can go moose-tipping or whatever it is they do up here.
Someone entertain me, QUICK!
They call sexing 'moose-tipping' in Canada? Fucking weirdos.
TurdBerglar
06-23-2006, 01:30 PM
no
beaver stabbing
monkey
06-23-2006, 01:32 PM
redecorate his room full of pictures of part of you, like your belly button. if it doesnt freak the shit of him, then you guys are to be fo'eva.
TurdBerglar
06-23-2006, 01:32 PM
fuck his brother
Give him an "upper decker".
SobaViolence
06-23-2006, 05:46 PM
can the references to DS having sex please stop.
the nightmares are unbearable.
QueenAdrock
06-24-2006, 07:47 PM
I can make them even more unbearable if you like.
No, I'll spare y'all. Just remember I have great blackmail now. :cool:
DipDipDive
06-24-2006, 09:10 PM
Give him an "upper decker".
Is that the same as a top shelf?
befsquire
06-24-2006, 09:59 PM
so, come on. did you have sex or not?
QueenAdrock
06-24-2006, 10:24 PM
Well I didn't shell out all this cash and fly 2,000 miles NOT to have sex, if that's what you mean.
Schmeltz
06-24-2006, 11:28 PM
May I suggest sampling our globally renowned natural herbal medication? In Alberta you'll have access to fairly recently processed product from British Columbia, which offers some of the world's finest remedies for... stress. And related anxiety. And so on.
Mr Films
06-24-2006, 11:30 PM
Well I didn't shell out all this cash and fly 2,000 miles NOT to have sex, if that's what you mean.
there's something unsettling about that statement.
maybe it's the thought of droppin, you know......nevermind.
SobaViolence
06-25-2006, 04:12 AM
yeah, do what Schmeltz said.
smoke marijuana.
synch
06-25-2006, 04:16 AM
Well I didn't shell out all this cash and fly 2,000 miles NOT to have sex, if that's what you mean.
How much did he charge you?
QueenAdrock
06-25-2006, 11:01 AM
yeah, do what Schmeltz said.
smoke marijuana.
No can do. Workin' for the US Government now and those bitches don't play around.
fucktopgirl
06-25-2006, 11:07 AM
Are you still bored?
SobaViolence
06-25-2006, 11:52 AM
No can do. Workin' for the US Government now and those bitches don't play around.
so they require urine and blood tests?
do you work for them in Edmonton?
why am i interested?
....i'm bored.
Well I didn't shell out all this cash and fly 2,000 miles NOT to have sex, if that's what you mean.
I just threw up in my mouth.
jackrock
06-25-2006, 06:11 PM
have you guys gone to the mall yet?
QueenAdrock
06-25-2006, 09:22 PM
so they require urine and blood tests?
do you work for them in Edmonton?
why am i interested?
....i'm bored.
Urine tests yes, blood tests not sure, I work in Washington, D.C., and you're interested because you're bored, obviously.
Mr Films
06-25-2006, 10:02 PM
Lament in your boredom and make some poetry about how much consumed you really are in darkness and that love is utterly pointless since we are all destined to be forever in despair...
man, you are like TOTALLY Goth.
you should meet this guy (http://www.myspace.com/thesweetembraceofnight)
jackrock
07-02-2006, 11:20 PM
Did you go to the mall?
miss soul fire
07-02-2006, 11:47 PM
fuck his brother
Hahaha! You never cease to amaze me!:p
QueenAdrock
07-03-2006, 12:04 AM
Did you go to the mall?
Yeah. And I got awesome pictures of the pirate ship to make my friends jealous. :cool:
jackrock
07-03-2006, 12:06 AM
damn straight, see the dolphins? Go in the submarine?
QueenAdrock
07-03-2006, 12:11 AM
We saw seals! And no, because stuff was closed down because we went late in the day. :(
jackrock
07-03-2006, 12:14 AM
Way to blow it, Brett, way to fucking blow it.
What about galaxy land? And of course... did you go swimming?
QueenAdrock
07-03-2006, 12:18 AM
We went through both of them. Didn't feel like doing it. I'm a lazy American and therefore don't like any form of exercise. He took me around the mall in a shopping cart so I didn't have to use my legs, even.
jackrock
07-03-2006, 12:22 AM
That makes sense, it's the biggest mall there is. But even if you weren't lazy it's a good thing to stay away from that roller coaster.
QueenAdrock
07-03-2006, 12:27 AM
That shit looked scary, anyways. Like if you put your hands up, you'd hit the ceiling and stuff.
jackrock
07-03-2006, 12:29 AM
Yeah i know, it's such a small little sector for a roller coaster. I hear the thing is bloody violent, i also heard the thing has killed before :eek:
Videodrome
07-03-2006, 06:33 AM
man, you are like TOTALLY Goth.
you should meet this guy (http://www.myspace.com/thesweetembraceofnight)i just laughed pretty hard at the last comment he got. that's golden!
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