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cookiepuss
06-23-2006, 01:13 PM
my bum itches...but I can't leave my desk to go to the rest room because we have clients in the office and I have to cover the phones.:mad:
cookiepuss
06-23-2006, 01:19 PM
no it's not. this is the butt pickers thread.
abcdefz
06-23-2006, 01:21 PM
This is exactly why I never haul my ass to work.
Rock
06-23-2006, 01:21 PM
Not as terrible as you having me assigned as your "BBMB OPPOSITIE SEX EQUIVALENT".

And is it the cheeks or the buttle? The cheeks can be taken care of with a couple of "I'm just adjusting myself in my chair" rubs. The buttle on the other hand....sounds like a shower is needed. Or a biddae (spelling).
cookiepuss
06-23-2006, 01:22 PM
yeah man why couldn't this itch happen 1/2 hour ago? my ass has terrible timing.
cookiepuss
06-23-2006, 01:24 PM
Not as terrible as you having me assigned as your "BBMB OPPOSITIE SEX EQUIVALENT".

And is it the cheeks or the buttle? The cheeks can be taken care of with a couple of "I'm just adjusting myself in my chair" rubs. The buttle on the other hand....sounds like a shower is needed. Or a biddae (spelling).


have you seen that old Billy Connolly stand-up routine about arse itching? it's like that.
monkey
06-23-2006, 01:26 PM
i had to explain hemorrhoids to the bf's little sister. then i made fun of her.
adam_f
06-23-2006, 01:33 PM
Should've used Preparation H.
Rock
06-23-2006, 01:34 PM
Sitz bath up in the hizouse!!!!
cookiepuss
06-23-2006, 01:56 PM
ok for the record...I SHOWERED and scrubed this morning.

maybe I have butt fleas.:D








heh. I never make gross-out threads. this is fun!:p
Ace42X
06-23-2006, 09:51 PM
maybe I have butt fleas.

Threadworms (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threadworm).