My penis is too big for conventional pants

[Lex Diamonds]

And I can't afford to keep having special trousers tailored to fit my gargantuan lunchbox.

What should I do?!!! :confused:

[alexandra]

castration


aaaaaahahhaha

[Lyman Zerga]

leggins are stretchie ;)

[zorra_chiflada]

it probably isn't

[kaiser soze]

let it hang out

that's what zippers are for

[Chicka B]

WHATEVER! Pictures? :rolleyes:

[alexandra]

the perv in chicka is out once again. :D

[CrankItUp!]

you could wear it as a belt like I do.

[Bob]

sounds like you need to trim your genitals

[Chicka B]

the perv in chicka is out once again. :D

Wha? He just needs to prove it turd (http://s05.picshome.com/e4a/weiner.jpg) style. Show yo hump! :eek:

[ggirlballa]

Wha? He just needs to prove it turd (http://s05.picshome.com/e4a/weiner.jpg) style. Show yo hump! :eek:


is that you chicka? :eek: (hhehehehe:p please say it isn't)

[Chicka B]

Aw hell naw, Jada's right. :p

[TurdBerglar]

these damn kids need to fuck off and stop looking at my junk

[pshabi]

castration


aaaaaahahhaha
Castration is removal of the testes, dumbass.

[Laver1969]

What should I do?!!! :confused:

You should probably start a poll about your pole? Which Beastie album's lyrics should be tattoo'd on your pole.

[mikizee]

i tuck mine into my sock.

[alexandra]

Wha? He just needs to prove it turd (http://s05.picshome.com/e4a/weiner.jpg) style. Show yo hump! :eek:
why the hell did i click that.
Castration is removal of the testes, dumbass.
i know man, that's the thing. it doesn't solve anything. :p

[Lex Diamonds]

I've tried winding it around my body a few times but I just end up looking like the Michelin man. Remember, it's not just the length that's massive, it has a girth of 10 inches.

[DipDipDive]

Last night, I dreamt that my boyfriend had a professional photo portrait of himself done. It was a normal photo in terms of his clothing and pose, but the photographer insisted that he expose his weiner, so it turned out to be a picture of him standing against a tree with his arms folded, one leg crossed over the other, cheesing with his weiner hanging out. It was a really good picture otherwise, so he and I tried to scheme a way to show it to his parents without them being offended, or even noticing his exposed wang.

:confused:

[Lyman Zerga]

thats exactly what i dreamt last night
:confused:


:(

[DipDipDive]

thats exactly what i dreamt last night
:confused:


:(

Weird, dude. Weird.

WHAT MUST IT MEAN?!

:(

[Lyman Zerga]

dont know

but i think im having a bold head overdose now