today is the gay pride parade

[Sarky Devotchka]

I was going to go because my boss has passes for the chamber of commerce where there are bleacher seats, free booze and restrooms. but it's raining. and my friend that was supposed to go called a little while ago and said, "mrrgh, I dun wanna go". and I've been having nightmares about it anyway. In one, I was stuck in las vegas at mayor daley's house with a bunch of girls staying in a makeshift bedroom and Chris Noth was there, and I kept saying, "I have to get ready for the pride parade, I'm going to be late!" and then all these people kept opening my door and then someone stole my flat iron. and then I couldn't find my belt and I tripped and fell down and my pants came off and a bunch of people saw my butt.


:(

I'll celebrate gay pride by looking at gay porn today. yay!

[SobaViolence]

melissa etheridge porn or george michaels porn?

[Sarky Devotchka]

both.

[befsquire]

softcore or hardcore?

we watched a documentary on hbo the other night called dope sick love. it followed two strung out couples for 18 months. one of the dudes, to get money, let a balding guy suck his dick, and i can't get the image of his bald spot out of my head. :(

[SobaViolence]

as a assumingly hetero female, which one appeals to you more?

[Sarky Devotchka]

softcore gay, hardcore lesbian.

lesbian stuff appeals to me more, I explained why a long time ago, I don't really want to get into it. it has to do with childhood trauma, blah blah. also, porn chicks are better looking than porn dudes.