What You Look For in a Significant Other

[Mr Films]

yeah, this has been done I'm sure. but a friend and I had a discussion on things your mate ABSOLUTELY must have in order for a relationship to work.

-she's got to understand what it means to pursue a dream. for example, my ex couldn't grasp the concept of why, if the film thing doesn't explode immediately, I wouldn't go straight for a 9-5 desk job.

-she's got to want a relationship. and it's got to be clear that that's what it is.

-she's got to get along with, and want to get along with my friends and family.

-she's got to have an off the wall sense of humor.

-she's got to have an extremely open mind when it comes to music and film.

-there's got to be no such thing as calling or seeing her too much. granted, I'm not talking every goddamn second, but she's got to be invested in the relationship.

-if ever she's thinking something that should be voiced (concerning us), she should voice it.

[cosmo105]

-doesn't get mad when i'm able to pin him to the ground

-can make me laugh harder than anyone else

-isn't afraid to be cute and goofy

-good taste

-genuine (doesn't care what other people think)

-DOESN'T LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER WHEN I'M TYPING MATT :mad:

-:D

[monkey]

mikey is just about the perfect significant other for me. and i didnt really look, he kinda just... appeared.

sorry:o

[Paul Kemp]

- nice ass

[Knuckles]

a vagina





























oh, and tits(y)

[zorra_chiflada]

if they're my joey. :o

[Knuckles]

if they're my joey. :o
MUSHY!


didn't you mean to say "enormous wang"

[DipDipDive]

You're all fags.

[Knuckles]

You're all fags.
so every answer should be enormous wang?

[DipDipDive]

so every answer should be enormous wang?

CORRECT.

In order of importance:

enormous wang
sense of humor
honesty

That's all you fags should be after, really.

[zorra_chiflada]

You should come out with a whole ad campaign...

"Got Goth?"

You could be alll white faced and shit and be drinking something black so you would have black "milk" moustache.

tar

[ericlee]

make sure there's no adam's apple.

[icy manipulator]

comes with puncture repair kit

[HEIRESS]

-good lookin'
-good cookin'
-good cuddler
-good kisser
-good vagina toucher (with whatever body part: fingers tongue nose whaevaaa)
-good penis inserter
-good all around person
-good humoured
-good with dealing with my psychotic crazy ways and actually finds my abnormalities and sick sense of humour endearing as well as my odd habit of crying when people talk of any sort of animal and thinks that i look good with dirty lake hair and doesnt think my legs need to be any skinnier and loves my mouth/lips to the point of obsessiveness and will bring my father a 2 dollar can of smoked oysters because he knows hell be all "squeeeeee" over it and thinks my mom is funny and wants a dog someday and isnt that all fond of kiddies and will teach me to play the banjo and then the guitar and wants me to paint them a picture for their bedroom wall and says that I give the best back rubs/scratches ever and will let me take a nap while they cook me pork chops and corn on the cob and have a bed that they built themselves with his own two callused hands and can fix anything they lay their hands on and their favorite stones song is "wild horses"

phew.

[Justin]

As long as she's not a transvestite.

[alexandra]

uh boy. a lot of things.

but uhm, just be my best buddy no matter what.

*burp*

oh, and you gotta DANCE, SUCKA'! bring out de funk in meh!

[enree erzweglle]

attractors:
is: humble and selfless, kind, empathetic; health-oriented;
sensitive, able to laugh and communicate effectively;
is: a stable guy, a hard worker;
thinks and acts beyond his own circle of influence;
someone who likes to learn and advance himself;
someone who helps people (friends, family, and strangers)--if he has spare time, he won't sit for hours and hours each day on a message board (lb)


detractors:
is: lazy, negative, unable to relate to people
has a bad record wrt casual friendships and intimate relationships;
has dependencies (drugs, alcohol, food, gambling, etc.)
is clingy, possessive, angry
someone who: feels superior; judges and dismisses people;
holds me/others to higher standards than he holds for himself;
is stagnated--who won't learn, won't advance himself;
is selfish and mean

[jammytastic]

a massive wang and an ass that wont quit.

actually i dont really care about massive wangs. just a lovely person who will shower me with kind words and butterfly kisses.

[jammytastic]

has got to have a beautiful bum though.

[Sarky Devotchka]

self-confident

considerate

goofy

smart

creative

handsome/cute

[Lyman Zerga]

charming
gentle
funny
good manners
respectful (especially women)
anti violent
creative
patient
romantic
sensitive
shy

im too lazy to think of more but i guess it means i like feminine guys

[Echewta]

Someone who can run slower than me.

[Echewta]

Its the bubble butt *shrug*

[beastiegirrl101]

good credit.

[g-mile7]

someone who is just real to me

[QueenAdrock]

Makes me laugh/someone I can have a great time with

Cute (I enjoy blue eyes, especially)

Good music taste (liking the Beasties puts them to the top of the list)

Liberal, and able to debate. Well-read.

Understanding/Caring

Someone who understands that I'm my own person and independent, sometimes moody and particular but doesn't take offense

Has an accepting family

Intelligent, and always willing to learn new things

Doesn't take himself too seriously, able to tease himself and me.

LIKES KITTIES! Oh, and kids too. And puppies. Cuz I want them all later on.

Must be in good with my friends. I know that sounds kinda shallow, but my friends are exactly like me and I've known most of them for over a decade now and have come to respect their opinions on individuals. If they tell me they don't like a guy, I take a step back and re-examine because they have an unbiased viewpoint. If my friends approve and give their blessing, I know I've got a good guy and don't have to look any further. :o

Edit: I almost forgot:

NON-SMOKER

Respects my privacy.

Those are big ones, too.

[g-mile7]

-good lookin'
-good cookin'
-good cuddler
-good kisser
-good vagina toucher (with whatever body part: fingers tongue nose whaevaaa)
-good penis inserter
-good all around person
-good humoured
-good with dealing with my psychotic crazy ways and actually finds my abnormalities and sick sense of humour endearing as well as my odd habit of crying when people talk of any sort of animal and thinks that i look good with dirty lake hair and doesnt think my legs need to be any skinnier and loves my mouth/lips to the point of obsessiveness and will bring my father a 2 dollar can of smoked oysters because he knows hell be all "squeeeeee" over it and thinks my mom is funny and wants a dog someday and isnt that all fond of kiddies and will teach me to play the banjo and then the guitar and wants me to paint them a picture for their bedroom wall and says that I give the best back rubs/scratches ever and will let me take a nap while they cook me pork chops and corn on the cob and have a bed that they built themselves with his own two callused hands and can fix anything they lay their hands on and their favorite stones song is "wild horses"

phew.


Genuis'

[Lex Diamonds]

The g-spot. (y)

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

things. and stuff.

[Lyman Zerga]

still not funny

[Lex Diamonds]

Ladies, ladies, ladies. Stop arguing, my salami is big enough for you both to have a bite.

[Lyman Zerga]

(y)

[CrankItUp!]

She needs to be at least 6' 10

So I can get it all in. :cool:

[miss soul fire]

Not Brazilian.:p

[Lyman Zerga]

im 5'3
well almost

[beastieangel01]

+intelligence
+humor
+social/political awareness
+nice eyes
+good kisser
+heiress was on about the good vagina toucher, good penis inserter, and good all around person
+willing to have a bit of a seperate life (some is healthy)
+willing to get drunk with me here and there
+willing to go dancing with me, sometimes
+willing to go do things I enjoy sometimes even if they aren't as big as a fan, because I'll do the same for them
+someone that has goals and is working to reach them

[QueenAdrock]

BA01 knows where it's at. (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

im 5'3
well almost
36-24-36? :D

[Lyman Zerga]

360-24-360 ;)

[Lex Diamonds]

360-24-360 ;)
Now THAT's what I call thick!

[icy manipulator]

360-24-360 ;)
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN

[CrankItUp!]

"She's a Brick House !" :cool:

[skra75]

warm, but not sappy
pretty, but not flawless
confident, but not arrogant
open, but not restless
been through tough times, but doesn't let it define who she is

full lips
a warm smile
honest eyes
loves kids
loves cats
true to herself
frugal
loyal
loves the rain
loves the sun
loves the water
keeps her feet on the ground

creative, but not detached
stylish, but not fashionable
sexy, but not self-hating
likes music, but doesn't let it define who she is

thinks into the future

[CrankItUp!]

yeah...frugalnessful ! (y)

[mickill]

Someone hot that appreciates me.

[Echewta]

Someone who doesn't like chocolate.

[mickill]

Someone who doesn't like chocolate.
So, a man?

[Lyman Zerga]

eating chocolate never did too much for me
i prefer to drink it (y)

[Echewta]

Which is suprising why a dude like you wasn't interested :(

[cosmo105]

warm, but not sappy
pretty, but not flawless
confident, but not arrogant
open, but not restless
been through tough times, but doesn't let it define who she is

full lips
a warm smile
honest eyes
loves kids
loves cats
true to herself
frugal
loyal
loves the rain
loves the sun
loves the water
keeps her feet on the ground

creative, but not detached
stylish, but not fashionable
sexy, but not self-hating
likes music, but doesn't let it define who she is

thinks into the future

that's a neat list. :)

[DandyFop]

you know what, as many times as I've attempted to make some kind of list like this in my life, it never amounts to anything. I can forgive certain things about people that I might not have liked, if I love them, and I can even learn to love things that maybe I would have hated. I can tell you what I love about my boyfriend now, but who knows, maybe in a few years I'll be dating someone completely different.

I know the things I don't look for as opposed to what I do look for - someone with a big head and ego, I can't stand for. That's the main turn off for me.

Oh I know one that will never change - they have to be affectionate.