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adam_f
06-27-2006, 07:59 AM
This guy on my softball team sprained his ankle pretty good yesterday diving for a fly ball that the son of a bitch still missed. Anyway, a bunch of us went to the hospital with him and there was this kid, maybe 10 years old, who apparently wasn't feeling up to par. The nurse or whoever came over and asked him on a scale of 1 to 10, how bad did his head hurt, leading me to assume 10 meaning "I'm having a stroke"

The kid said 15. I almost went fucking nuts just because he said 15 and he's a liar because that would mean he's dead because 10 means he's having a stroke, and 15 would mean he's ceasing to breathe in a positive manner. Fuck you kid. I hope your paralyzed from the waist down.

Lyman Zerga
06-27-2006, 10:17 AM
sucks to be you

zorra_chiflada
06-27-2006, 10:19 AM
what's the saying "i'll give you something to cry about?"
that would have been applicable.

mickill
06-27-2006, 10:20 AM
You should have proposed a fight to the death.

g-mile7
06-27-2006, 10:20 AM
douchebags or do you mean EMO:(

Waus
06-27-2006, 10:28 AM
You wan me ta show ya little trick take yo mind off dat pain?

beastieangel01
06-27-2006, 10:44 AM
kids are stupid. If they were smart they would grow up.

zorra_chiflada
06-27-2006, 10:47 AM
seriously though, i have experienced a "10" on the scale of pain. pretty sure.

jlees_mcsd
06-27-2006, 09:36 PM
First of all------------------> you shouldn't use the universal pain scale on children. To a child time, pain, and chores are limitless.

Secondly------------------> aren't you a cold prick? A kid is a kid not a douchebag and if the kid is in pain you should be a little compassionate.

Hope you are not or do not plan on being in the medical field.


Softball is for women, pussies, and alcholics!

zorra_chiflada
06-27-2006, 09:38 PM
children should learn to deal with pain, and not be pussies about it. or they'll get beaten up in school.

beastieangel01
06-27-2006, 09:39 PM
First of all------------------> you shouldn't use the universal pain scale on children. To a child time, pain, and chores are limitless.

Secondly------------------> aren't you a cold prick? A kid is a kid not a douchebag and if the kid is in pain you should be a little compassionate.

Hope you are not or do not plan on being in the medical field.


Softball is for women, pussies, and alcholics!


internet: SERIOUS BUSINESS

jlees_mcsd
06-27-2006, 09:44 PM
internet: SERIOUS BUSINESS


Sorry I have three kids and I would NEVER call them douchebags and hope they are paralized because they are hurt and don't understand the whole 1/10 thing. And if I heard someone call my kid such a thing, I'd go to jail, for kicking thier ass.

TurdBerglar
06-27-2006, 09:48 PM
kids are pointless

jlees_mcsd
06-27-2006, 09:51 PM
kids are pointless

To you.

It doesn't mean they are to be treated like shit just because you don't want any. Good thing your mom and dad didn't feel that way about you.

TurdBerglar
06-27-2006, 09:53 PM
no they are pointless to the whole world

jlees_mcsd
06-27-2006, 09:56 PM
no they are pointless to the whole world


Your opinion.

b i o n i c
06-27-2006, 09:57 PM
dad sez kids are dumb, especially ugly ones like me at my age. he gets mean when he's drunk. i hate it when he lines up empty bottles along with my little sisters dolls and shoots 'em with his shotgun

TurdBerglar
06-27-2006, 09:57 PM
unless your kids are living off the fat of the land in some tribe somewhere then i could see how they would not be pointless. the majority of the people in the world are untterly pointless. just continually fuckn' shit up. why add to this fuckedupness by having more kids

jlees_mcsd
06-27-2006, 10:02 PM
unless your kids are living off the fat of the land in some tribe somewhere then i could see how they would not be pointless. the majority of the people in the world are untterly pointless. just continually fuckn' shit up. why add to this fuckedupness by having more kids


I agree with you only for the fact that this world is a shitty place to create more life, however I am glad I had children and I would never trade that experience.
My choice to have children should be of NO consequence to you.

jlees_mcsd
06-27-2006, 10:03 PM
dad sez kids are dumb, especially ugly ones like me at my age. he gets mean when he's drunk. i hate it when he lines up empty bottles along with my little sisters dolls and shoots 'em with his shotgun
I'm sorry you had to grow up in Kentucky.lol

TurdBerglar
06-27-2006, 10:04 PM
I agree with you only for the fact that this world is a shitty place to create more life, however I am glad I had children and I would never trade that experience.
My choice to have children should be of NO consequence to you.


it should be to me and everyone

jlees_mcsd
06-27-2006, 10:07 PM
it should be to me and everyone


Unless one of my children are the Anti-Christ no else should have a problem with me having three intelligent, healthy, and beautiful children. I am the one that provides for them so they are no one elses business.

TurdBerglar
06-27-2006, 10:08 PM
Unless one of my children are the Anti-Christ no else should have a problem with me having three intelligent, healthy, and beautiful children. I am the one that provides for them so they are no one elses business.


no

if your kid was the antichrist and killed off a huge portion of the population then it would be fine

b i o n i c
06-27-2006, 10:11 PM
L(

b i o n i c
06-27-2006, 10:12 PM
I'm sorry you had to grow up in Kentucky.lol

lol thats not funny.

dad says all children are the antichrist and whores are the new virgins

jlees_mcsd
06-27-2006, 10:14 PM
no

if your kid was the antichrist and killed off a huge portion of the population then it would be fine


I'm not trying to change your outlook on this I just feel that I shouldn't be judged for mine.

I have to go but hey anytime you want to spar issues again. ;)

jlees_mcsd
06-27-2006, 10:16 PM
lol thats not funny.

dad says all children are the antichrist and whores are the new virgins


Well I'm surprized ya'll have a cumputer, but hail why don' cha google real life, it may help. lol

TurdBerglar
06-27-2006, 10:19 PM
reproducing is, by far, the largest problem in the world. STOP MAKING BABIES, EVERYONE.

b i o n i c
06-27-2006, 10:20 PM
thats highly offensive.

dad has a right to his views and shouldnt be judged for em. even when he's wearing a white robe and a hood

Tzar
06-27-2006, 10:30 PM
hahaha fuck me, turd

you are tripping some major balls, hey.

TurdBerglar
06-27-2006, 10:32 PM
it's the truth!

Tzar
06-27-2006, 11:24 PM
banning reproduction/babies is necessary?

nah mate. that's just going too far.

TurdBerglar
06-27-2006, 11:25 PM
no way


if the population was cut in half there still would be too many people

Tzar
06-27-2006, 11:38 PM
do something about it, yo

Adolf tried - why can't you.

TurdBerglar
06-27-2006, 11:40 PM
he felt only a certain group of people should procreate. i believe no one should be having offspring.

Waus
06-27-2006, 11:43 PM
I once read this book 'Ringworld' by Larry Niven where everyone had to get a reproduction license, and you could only get one if you had something to contribute to the gene pool. The book's main character was this guy who was a genius and he had unlimited birthing rights.

Tzar
06-27-2006, 11:47 PM
I once read this book 'Ringworld' by Larry Niven where everyone had to get a reproduction license, and you could only get one if you had something to contribute to the gene pool. The book's main character was this guy who was a genius and he had unlimited birthing rights.
hahaha i can see ugly chicks not being one of these. don't agree with it though.

jlees_mcsd
06-29-2006, 12:21 AM
I just wanted to stir shit and bring this post back to the top.