this thread is an improv scene

[Bob]

you come in and we just riff man

so, i'm here, waiting for the bus. boy it's a sunny day! hey, i think i hear somebody coming

[mickill]

Hey man, someone just ejaculated all over the back of your suede vest.

[Tone Capone]

^^^^^^^^^ NEVERMIND!!!!

[mickill]

Why would you do that to his suede vest, man?

[burbboi]

Hey, I work with a she-male!

*boom-ching!*

[Bob]

oh man, this bus stop is out of control, i've never seen anything like this. you guys had better calm down or they aren't going to let us on

[burbboi]

Let's improv Shamrock vs. Ortiz. Get the blood flowing before work

[Tone Capone]

Oh GOD!!!! The pain is unbearable... yet kinda ironic because I was on the way to my vasectomy... but still DAMN!!! :eek:

*throws up*

[Bob]

oh, it's all over my vest now! this is just not my day. i just bought this vest for my wife...'s brother, she's going to kill me

[burbboi]

*kicks Tone Capone in the 8@llz for good measure*

We just saved you a few hundred bucks there Tone.

[Tone Capone]

I wonder if my troops are still marching, because if not SCORE

*starts spanking... again*

[Tone Capone]

Well everything seems in order here, nothing came out... just a lot of blood.
*throws up*
thanks guys! (y)

[Bob]

so uh, what's a guy your age getting a vasectomy for, fellow bus stop...fellow?

[mickill]

Oh good. My cab's here.

[Tone Capone]

so uh, what's a guy your age getting a vasectomy for, fellow bus stop...fellow?

I just married a really ugly woman :(

[Kid Presentable]

*Drives past, bumping Mike Jones*

"LOSERS!!!"

[Tone Capone]

This town is full of trash like that these days....

*cleans blood off zipper*

[Lex Diamonds]

Everybody under estimates a kick to the groin.

BANG!

*Kicks Tone in the groin*
*sprints from about half a mile down the road and dropkicks cmute in the back of the head, killing him instantly*

STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY VIDEO YOU ASSHOLE!!!

[Sarky Devotchka]

who farted?

[Lex Diamonds]

Sorry, it came out with the impact of the drop-kick. :(

[milleson]

You punks are still standing here?

[jlees_mcsd]

*rolls by with her shopping cart full of brown paper bags filled with her life*
"The end is near, soon it will all be over."
*picks up half of cigarette left by non Smokey the Bear supporter and takes a long drag*
"Only you can prevent forest fires."
*keeps on keepin' on*