Check out what I'm wearing to the premiere of that Lindsay Lohan movie!

[mickill]

The darned zipper on my 10 year old niece's pants just don't seem to end anywhere. And they make it nearly impossible to use this great new belt (http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/06/what-is-wrong-with-jodie-marsh.html) I just picked up at The Gap. I'll have to use my imagination and come up with something super terrific!

[Tzar]

that could be the worst shit i've ever seen.
i mean, it's not like she's a skinny bitch with no tits and got implants.

negative

she's fucking ugly. i'd hit it.

[synch]

Looks like a bad photoshop job.

[monkey]

you totally loved it when i wore it

[cookiepuss]

so Mickill- you got that belt because you have a pair of basketballs you want to hold in place?;)

[mickill]

Why can't people just try and appreciate me for my breasts, man?

[synch]

Fine.

*squeeze*

Happy now?



oh baby...

[ms.peachy]

Looks like a bad photoshop job.
No, that's pretty much a typical Jodie Marsh outift. The "belt as boob tube" thing has kind of become her signature style. Believe it or not.

[synch]

I figured it wasn't when I saw the rest of the pictures but that first one looked very fake.

Must be the boobs.

[mickill]

I've seen her use a belt as a skirt.

[beastiegirrl101]

No, that's pretty much a typical Jodie Marsh outift. The "belt as boob tube" thing has kind of become her signature style. Believe it or not.

right on mommy for knowing a porn stars signature style.

[P of R]

I think those were the least attractive fake boobies I've ever seen.

[ms.peachy]

right on mommy for knowing a porn stars signature style.
She's what they call a "glamour model" here. Not so much a porn star as a walking breast implant. And, sadly, nearly unavoidable. Trust me, I do sometimes wonder why I know so much about her and her ilk, but here in London at least chicks like this are all pretty much in the papers wearing nearly nothing all the time. It's what they do.

[mickill]

She's like a Pam Anderson for Brits, only without all the talent.

[mickill]

Perhaps you've forgotten about gems like Barb Wire, Snapdragon and her beautifully understated portrayal of Becca in Scary Movie 3. Not to mention her multiple Emmy-nominated performances on Baywatch and V.I.P respectively. Come on, man.

[voltanapricot]

Normal day. Seriously. (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2004/06/jodiemarshPA040604_250x450.jpg)


Edit: a normal day for Jodie Marsh, I hasten to add.

[mickill]

Hey, that's the skirt I was talking about!