Bachelor parties

[milleson]

So, my husband is sorta hosting a bachelor party for one of his friends from work. Its kinda weird that they're doing this on Thursday night, but I figure they can't get into too much trouble on a weeknight, right?

What kind of shenanigans ordinarily take place during these sorts of outings?

[kate]

usually they take turns banging a stripper then the last one kills her.

[Bob]

whenever i hear people talking about bachelor parties on TV, everything's always censored

so i don't know

[b i o n i c]

they will usually fuck a stripper or two or at the very least get a good blowjob. then they all have to do humiliating things so that everyone's got something to lose if someone squeals. just make sure you put a coupla condoms in his wallet

[cookiepuss]

booze+strippers+porn. generally speaking.

[b i o n i c]

if the dude doesn't fuck at least 2 strippers he has no business getting married, the fag

[adam_f]

I always bachelor parties were similar to Gosford Park.

[DIGI]

I always bachelor parties were, too.

[b i o n i c]

Nothing is going to happen. They'll probably just hang out, watch a game, and have some beef jerky and sodas. They might smoke cigars and talk about how great marriage is going to be, but will be the extent of it. If anybody tells you something different, they are just lying to scare. So relax, tell him to do anything he wants to do. You should also give him like a hundred dollars in $1.00 bills, just in case they want to go down the arcade, and play video games.


that aint no bachelor party, yo.

[milleson]

His only rule is no drinking and driving. Other than that, meh.

[Sarky Devotchka]

usually they take turns banging a stripper then the last one kills her.

that made me laugh really hard.


I knew this guy who went to a bachelor party where you could take a shower with the stripper for $5. he said she wanted him to put it in her butt. I don't really believe it though. his name was bruce.

[Echewta]

I didn't have one

[enree erzweglle]

From what I can tell, I think I would much, much more prefer to go to a bachelor party than to the typical "wedding shower" that most brides get.

[kll]

I think that the guy getting married is the most innocent of all the participants at a bachelor party... getting a bunch of drunk husbands who have been married for a long time at a party with hookers/strippers and that's where the sleazy stuff starts to happen...

Same with bachelorette parties - the married chicks are the ones who are the worst...

[*HOTWIFE*]

you'll never really know....the fuckers have a code of silence.

[skra75]

depends on the guy
typically lapdances, lots of drinking, halo, kid rock.
unless you're in vegas

[milleson]

four mixed drinks later, I could care less.

[skra75]

four mixed drinks later, I could care less.

woah!

be careful not to fight him when he rolls in smelling like imitation Hanae Mori.

[marsdaddy]

The last one I went to, we had a stripper come over and shave the bachelor's pubes. He kept scratching himself during the wedding and those of us in attendance at the bachelor party got a good chuckle.

Before that, a couple at strip joints, one, in vegas, but most were weekend getaways filled with shit talking, drinking, smoking, eating, and lots of expelled gases. Oh, and poker.