did you hear...

[Bob]

about the hypochondriac who thought he was constipated?

turns out he was just full of shit


i made that up, just now, on my own

[cookiepuss]

*applause*

[Tzar]

if that tumbleweed didn't just roll past, i woulda laughed.

[Bob]

i didn't actually make it up just now...i thought of it on the ride home yesterday and i've been saving it

i guess my timing is just bad

[DipDipDive]

I work with a hypochondriac. Every day is a thrill, believe you me.

[Bob]

tough crowd

[voltanapricot]

So hey Bob, I used your Zen Buddhist and a hot dog vendor joke a while ago and my friend rang me up the other day saying she had just heard it on CSI.

CSI?

[MagicCowboy]

I chuckled.

[abcdefz]

*one hand clapping*

[Bob]

So hey Bob, I used your Zen Buddhist and a hot dog vendor joke a while ago and my friend rang me up the other day saying she had just heard it on CSI.

CSI?

yes, i write for CSI

i myself actually first heard the joke on another message board. i don't know where that person got it from.

[Lindsey_1535]

i laughedddddd(y)