Kid Rock

[The Notorious LOL]

If you asked God what creation he is most proud of, without hesitation he would point out Kid Rock.


Kid Rock is more talented than The Beatles.

[Bob]

i ain't straight outta compton! i'm straight out the trailer!

oh man that line gives me goosebumps every time i hear it

kid rock man

[The Notorious LOL]

Kid Rock is the kind of musician whom when he first begins to play at a live show, often times the entire audience orgasms due to the sheer force of his music.

[Bob]

every time i see kid rock in concert (which is alot!) it goes like this. the opening band comes on and everyone's super hyped up and moshing and kickin' out like crazy awesome. and then kid rock comes on...and everyone just watches.

[DipDipDive]

every time i see kid rock in concert (which is alot!) it goes like this. the opening band comes on and everyone's super hyped up and moshing and kickin' out like crazy awesome. and then kid rock comes on...and everyone just watches.

You forgot to mention that they watch in awe. Because they do. They watch in awe.

[Bob]

You forgot to mention that they watch in awe. Because they do. They watch in awe.

totally. it's like this unspoken agreement that everyone spontaneously comes up with at the same time. you just don't mosh in front of kid rock, you fucking watch and learn.

[The Notorious LOL]

one time at a Kid Rock concert he brought out the rotting midget corpse of Joe C and tossed it into the audience and they ripped his body apart and ate it in order to obtain the spiritual presence of being a member of Kid Rocks entourage. Then everyone got violently ill but it was a necessary measure to ensure he lives on...in everyones stomachs.

[skra75]

you're freaking right.

He had girls on stage, dancing on poles. The whole audience was hype. Then Kid Rock jumped onto the speaker and the whole place went freaking nuts. He showered the crowd with Jim Beam, I couldn't believe it.

[Bob]

once i went to a concert and instead of singing songs, kid rock just pissed on the crowd. for two hours. he'd piss for a while, go backstage and get a drink and come back and piss some more. 5 people died trying to push their way up to the front row. after the show, KR (that's what i call him) pissed on their corpses. lucky stiffs.

[King PSYZ]

he IS the bullgod

[skra75]

nah, that ol' rumor about the midget corpse is a lie. I was there, I saw it with my own two eyes. it was just a bunch of Joe C's midget clothes, stuffed with straw. Then, as he was rockin, he took his cigar and lit the dummy on fire. then he busted into "cowboy". It was hype.

[King PSYZ]

Joe C is actually alive and chillin with the ODB.

They're doin a colab record...

Big Baby Jesus and Little Baby Jesus

[Bob]

i should amend my story a little. he didn't piss directly onto the crowd, he did it through this filter thingy. that's because kid rock's piss is lethal. not that it's toxic or anything. you know how if you hear the voice of god, your head explodes? it's like that.

[King PSYZ]

Was Alan Rickman holding the filter?

[DIGI]

I like going to see Kid Rock, but I've had to take it easy the past few years because I lack the funds. Plastic surgery isn't cheap and he melts my face every time.

[Echewta]

How can you say that, i hate you.

[Bob]

I like going to see Kid Rock, but I've had to take it easy the past few years because I lack the funds. Plastic surgery isn't cheap and he melts my face every time.

it's never as good as your first time

every night i fall asleep to a kid rock song playing on a loop. that way, it's with me in the morning when i wake up and it gives me the courage to make it through my day.

[DIGI]

I hear you. It's like, fuck man, I wanna go to his shows, but there's no way I'm gonna sit anywhere else than front row. And human flesh cannot withstand that degree of Rock at that range.

[skra75]

every night i fall asleep to a kid rock song playing on a loop. that way, it's with me in the morning when i wake up and it gives me the courage to make it through my day.

It's true.
All too often I'll play "American Bad Ass" as I drive.
It get's me real fired up
It's amazing how Kid Rock's lyrics cut right through all the bullshit in this artificial world.
Sometime's I'll turn it up real loud, turn my AC up all the way, and roll down my windows, to let the whole world know I'm down with the Kid.

[Jmoney77]

(y) he his very talented not many peple can doo all those kinds of music. Thumbs up to Kid Rock

[roosta]

plus, he gave the world Uncle Cracker, which is something which should also be congratulated. that one song he did made us all smile.

[skra75]

plus, he gave the world Uncle Cracker, which is something which should also be congratulated. that one song he did made us all smile.

Again, truth.
When I'm four or five Long Island Iced Teas deep at the dance club, when I hear "Drift Away", for a second I think it's the classic rock hit, and then it hits me...awww shit! That's Uncle Cracker...Man I drive home with a smile on my face every time.

[DIGI]

......And on the 8th day, BullGod created Uncle Kracker.

[synch]

I'm carrying Kid Rock's baby.

In a shopping bag.

[DIGI]

...by the head I hope.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I have a sealed, mint condition kid rock promo cassette tape with Bawitaba AND Cowboy on it. it opens like a box of smokes. I'm asking $500. email me for details.

[synch]

...by the head I hope.
Well... let me just say I'm using two shopping bags.

[TurdBerglar]

this is the most random thread in a very long time

[steve-onpoint]

I like going to see Kid Rock, but I've had to take it easy the past few years because I lack the funds. Plastic surgery isn't cheap and he melts my face every time.

wow.

[ericlee]

I saw this. Of course, Wayne Newton>Kid Rock.

Kid Rock was among those who performed for the troops Wednesday night at Camp Doha in Kuwait as part of the kickoff show of the USO's Project Salute 2003, the first large-scale entertainment tour in the Persian Gulf since Operation Iraqi

Freedom began. A second show is scheduled for later this week at an undisclosed location. Others onboard for the tour include Bubba Sparxxx, Nappy Roots and Wayne Newton, athletes Ervin Johnson and Duce Staley and actress Alyssa Milano. ...

[The Notorious LOL]

this is the most random thread in a very long time



there is nothing random about Kid Rock.

[Pres Zount]

Is Kid Rock the new Chuck Norris or something?

[Bopadopalous]

the Kid rocks on a level that most grown men cannot begin to handle. That is why he routinely plays to empty arenas.

[jlees_mcsd]

He is going to be about an hour from where I live doing a concert, I was supposed to work security at the joint he plays but he kindly told my boss "I got my OWN security." AHH Memories.

[Justin]

This just may be the most sarcastic thread EVER in beastie free.

[jlees_mcsd]

This just may be the most sarcastic thread EVER in beastie free.
As true as that may be.................It's fun. :p

[Justin]

im really just jealous that i didnt bang pamela anderson

[jlees_mcsd]

Sorry to hear that. I got to bang her..............twice! Man her lips are nice. They wrap well :cool: :p ;)

[Justin]

hopefully it was before kid rock did. If it was after, you'd smell like trailor trash

[jlees_mcsd]

hopefully it was before kid rock did. If it was after, you'd smell like trailor trash
As a matter of fact it was before Ritchie Sambora. And she had my screen name tattooed on her hip.

[Justin]

But then you'd be trying to live up to tommy lee's penis.

ewww

stuck in between tommy lee and kid rock..

WHAT IF THEY MATED!...do it conan!

[jlees_mcsd]

But then you'd be trying to live up to tommy lee's penis.

ewww

stuck in between tommy lee and kid rock..

WHAT IF THEY MATED!...do it conan!


PSSSSSt I'm a girl.;)

[Bob]

this one time i went to a kid rock concert, but KR couldn't make it, he had to do another show at the exact same time. so instead they put a horse up on stage, and smeared its teeth with peanut butter, and played a live feed from the other concert, so it looked like the horse was singing kid rock songs.

the horse died about 5 minutes in because kid rock's music contains too much awesomeness for animals to withstand (his new albums have warning labels, take a look). kid rock flew in, resurrected it, and KR and the horse did a duet together. it was amazing.

[Echewta]

http://andybumatai.com/donhovideo.htm

[Qdrop]

Is Kid Rock the new Chuck Norris or something?

yeah, this is pretty much just another chuck norris thread, with Kid inserted.


but this is still the funniest thread on this board in about 6 months.

kick ass.

[jlees_mcsd]

I wish I could go to the concert in B.C. I would love to see a bullgod in real life. *sigh*

[roosta]

i like that Kid Rock video where he wipes his ass with toilet paper that says "radiohead" on it. it clearly shows his disdain for radiohead!!!!! those war-hating fags!

[MagicCowboy]

Kid Rock had my baby. Twice. The same baby, man! The skills...