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skra75
06-29-2006, 03:14 PM
Urge to drink rising...urge to destroy wife's emo-fuck boyfriend growing. destroy destroy destroy
he's lucky he's in ohio, the hippie.

milleson
06-29-2006, 03:23 PM
But what about the children? Won't somebody think of the children!?

skra75
06-29-2006, 03:38 PM
But what about the children? Won't somebody think of the children!?

Ahh...yes.
I'd never do it, I'm just joking of course.

Not joking about beating emo-fuckheads ass to a bloody, black and purple pulp though. That's sucker better watch his ass.

Fun social drinking is nice, but drinking until you black-out is out of style. Unless you're Keith Richards.

cookiepuss
06-29-2006, 03:40 PM
:confused: your wife has an emo boyfriend?

kate
06-29-2006, 03:49 PM
yeah why don't you just beat her to a pulp instead? she clearly deserves it

Echewta
06-29-2006, 03:50 PM
Yea, what did the new boyfriend do except get a cheater?

You are the winner sir.

kll
06-29-2006, 04:12 PM
i guess that's what you get when you're from the backwoods...

Videodrome
06-29-2006, 04:33 PM
Ohio is great.

like2_drink
06-29-2006, 05:03 PM
psssst...driiiink...yeaah

skra75
06-29-2006, 10:44 PM
so I decided to watch "the Big Lebowski" instead.
Ah...Smokey

emo guys still rock.

Justin
06-29-2006, 11:12 PM
i can smell ohio from here

jlees_mcsd
06-29-2006, 11:18 PM
Can someone clue me to what emo means, I am a little behind in sarcastic lingo. :confused:

King PSYZ
06-30-2006, 07:45 AM
Urge to drink rising...urge to destroy wife's emo-fuck boyfriend growing. destroy destroy destroy
he's lucky he's in ohio, the hippie.

make up your mind man! is he a dirty hippy or a trend fuck emo boy?

plus, you should totally pay someone in malt liquor to do that for you.

icy manipulator
06-30-2006, 08:27 AM
i'll shout you a bottle of stolichnaya (y)

skra75
06-30-2006, 10:34 PM
make up your mind man! is he a dirty hippy or a trend fuck emo boy?

plus, you should totally pay someone in malt liquor to do that for you.

He's a 34 year old hippie who practives kundalini chakra techniques and listens to American Analog Set and cries with his Back Rimmed glasses. you fill in the blanks. Yes, the worst nightmare you could imagine.

Urge to drink still here

Lex Diamonds
06-30-2006, 10:42 PM
Don't drink, it's not cool and doesn't amake you abig aman!!

Bobtwi
06-30-2006, 11:03 PM
Im drinking and Perc-ed up.Having a lovely time.

jlees_mcsd
06-30-2006, 11:45 PM
Hello...........................What is an emo?

Lyman Zerga
07-01-2006, 02:33 AM
emotional whine cunt

King PSYZ
07-01-2006, 11:13 AM
He's a 34 year old hippie who practives kundalini chakra techniques and listens to American Analog Set and cries with his Back Rimmed glasses. you fill in the blanks. Yes, the worst nightmare you could imagine.

Urge to drink still here
God damn... that is horrible. I might have to join you in a few rounds on that one.

skra75
08-07-2006, 10:14 PM
urge to drink still here. destroy! destroy!

Drederick Tatum
08-07-2006, 10:16 PM
being a Dalek and drunk would be sweet.

skra75
08-07-2006, 10:28 PM
+click+ (http://www.solarnavigator.net/dalek_do_it_yourself_project.htm)

befsquire
08-07-2006, 11:46 PM
Fun social drinking is nice, but drinking until you black-out is out of style.
shhhhh! canadians will hear you.

The Notorious LOL
08-07-2006, 11:48 PM
He's a 34 year old hippie who practives kundalini chakra techniques and listens to American Analog Set and cries with his Back Rimmed glasses. you fill in the blanks. Yes, the worst nightmare you could imagine.

Urge to drink still here



these are the kind of people they need to build concentration camps for.


p.s. I am absolutely serious.

King PSYZ
08-08-2006, 12:55 AM
I get the feeling I should call the red rock and ask them to double stock on liquor for the 8th of september...

cosmo105
08-08-2006, 12:57 AM
i like american analog set :(

beastieangel01
08-08-2006, 01:02 PM
I get the feeling I should call the red rock and ask them to double stock on liquor for the 8th of september...

if I can still make it, yes please.

HEIRESS
08-08-2006, 02:51 PM
shhhhh! canadians will hear you.

FUCK YOU SKRA :p

befsquire
08-08-2006, 07:36 PM
heiress, i was referring to the dr and his friends.

oops :o

HEIRESS
08-08-2006, 07:37 PM
I know but I hope its ok that I lumped myself in with them...

befsquire
08-08-2006, 07:40 PM
i don't know that you can do that until you come here and hang out and i can see whether you go from zero to blackout without slowing down.

i can schedule you in at your earliest convenience.

TAL
08-08-2006, 07:41 PM
I'm drinking strawberry yogurt.

little j
08-08-2006, 07:44 PM
i just drank two 22s of budweiser.

so that makes 44

HEIRESS
08-08-2006, 07:44 PM
i don't know that you can do that until you come here and hang out and i can see whether you go from zero to blackout without slowing down.

i can schedule you in at your earliest convenience.

feel free too interview my closest friends via phone and they will attest to my ability to do so

and during my blackouts I am still functional enough to dump brandy, rum, 3 year expired cappuchino mix and hot chocolate powder into a tea kettle, boil it on the stove and then go around forcing people to drink the scalding concoction straight from the kettle as they sit around the fire at a cabin party

ggirlballa
08-08-2006, 07:44 PM
woo! water!

befsquire
08-08-2006, 07:52 PM
sorry, heiress, i can't do phone verification. of course they will tell me what i want to hear.

you have to come to florida. free room, you get to watch trains right off the balcony, and of course, you're here with us.

what more could one want, really?

HEIRESS
08-08-2006, 07:58 PM
dick all!

I mean some dick, but everything else you mentioned sounds pretty fantastic!

befsquire
08-08-2006, 08:05 PM
i could hook you up with some dick. whatchu want? i got attorney dick, salesman dick, bartender dick, fireman dick, etc. i got all sizes and colors.

DipDipDive
08-08-2006, 09:12 PM
Thinking about Ohio is kind of making me want to drink and destroy shit, too. Fucking Ohio.

Bob
08-08-2006, 09:30 PM
i watched the big lebowski (again) on saturday and i've been drinking white russians every day since because they're delicious. i hope they're not girlie drinks, that's about the last thing i need to know.

skra75
08-09-2006, 07:14 AM
Thinking about Ohio is kind of making me want to drink and destroy shit, too. Fucking Ohio.

(y) :mad: (y) :mad: (y)
handing you a baseball bat wrapped in gauze, a bottle of Wild Turkey, and and empty 40oz bottle.
Fuck Ohio.

skra75
08-09-2006, 07:27 AM
i watched the big lebowski (again) on saturday and i've been drinking white russians every day since because they're delicious. i hope they're not girlie drinks, that's about the last thing i need to know.

It's true. They are delicious, cool and refreshing.
In the bar, I think it's more of an old-man's alchoholic drink, not a girlie drink. So I'm down with that.

little j
08-09-2006, 05:50 PM
the only people I know who drink white russians are older ladies....not men.

paul jones
08-09-2006, 05:54 PM
+click+ (http://www.solarnavigator.net/dalek_do_it_yourself_project.htm)

We must all do this and send an army to overthrow Bush and Blair(y)