Sarky Devotchka
06-29-2006, 06:14 PM
he complained to cort that I just left the catfood on the ground and left or something. hmph.
Dearest buttface,
no, I didn't just leave the can on the ground with the lid. I mean, perhaps I did accidentally leave the lid on the ground, but I don't know why I would have...I was probably just drunk, it was 3 in the morning after all. anyway, I put the food in the bowl and left the can on the ground because I do that for george because he likes to lick the juice out of the can. I thought maybe doctor would like to do this also, if not, I apologize. I also petted him for a half hour straight both times. he bit me some, but don't worry, I'm fine. and, I scooped out his poop on friday in case you were wondering or confused about the lack of poop. I threw the poop in the dumpster in the alley with my bare hands.
thank you for the opportunity, take care.
sincerely,
me
Dearest buttface,
no, I didn't just leave the can on the ground with the lid. I mean, perhaps I did accidentally leave the lid on the ground, but I don't know why I would have...I was probably just drunk, it was 3 in the morning after all. anyway, I put the food in the bowl and left the can on the ground because I do that for george because he likes to lick the juice out of the can. I thought maybe doctor would like to do this also, if not, I apologize. I also petted him for a half hour straight both times. he bit me some, but don't worry, I'm fine. and, I scooped out his poop on friday in case you were wondering or confused about the lack of poop. I threw the poop in the dumpster in the alley with my bare hands.
thank you for the opportunity, take care.
sincerely,
me