I had a dream that I accidentally left a bunch of sausages in the laundry room

[Sarky Devotchka]

then some dogs came and ate them and then pooped all over the place. there was a maid that cleaned it all up, but she was very angry about it. I admitted to her that it was my fault. and she gave me a stern talking to. but how else was I supposed to dry my sausages?

there was also a magic skate park in the basement. and an arcade.

[DipDipDive]

You should've strapped some rollerskates to the sausages.

[abcdefz]

Freud would've had a field day with this one.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I was also babysitting my boss and his boyfriend's adopted daughter (they don't really have a kid) and I forgot to take her to school. what does that mean?

[drizl]

then some dogs came and ate them and then pooped all over the place. there was a maid that cleaned it all up, but she was very angry about it. I admitted to her that it was my fault. and she gave me a stern talking to. but how else was I supposed to dry my sausages?

there was also a magic skate park in the basement. and an arcade.

sounds like you might have left some food out while watching the cat, the cat shit all over the house and you were sneaky to throw it in the dumpster. lets see who you really are!

[drizl]

its funny, i can tell your topics by the titles alone:)