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M.C. Guevera
07-02-2006, 02:24 AM
Anyone ever done a music video at those stupid "Make Your Own Video!" places at amusement parks? I've done them twice. Once back in 1997 at my best friend's 9th birthday party. We pretended to be in a band. My friend was supposed to be the lead singer, but he didn't want to do it, so I did it. We did that song, "Space Jam". I stole the show and had everyone's attention, because I like it when people watch me do stuff. I live off of it. The people watching were impressed that a little 9-year-old could move like that. I destroyed the tape of us performing in 2001 in a fit of rage.

I did another video in May 2002. This time with my cousin. We did "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It". I did everything but the "Na, Na, Na, Na" which my cousins did. I stole the show, again, because, I like attention. My cousin just stood there still, terrified, but he soon got into it and danced. I danced like Vanilla Ice towards the end of the video. THAT video will never see the light of day as long as I live.

And it's not a video, but I did do a song at a Disney indoor amusement park in Orlando during my awesome summer vacation in July 2002. It was called "Don't Tell Me How To Live" which I called because I was raging against the machine. Or something. I took different vocals and music styles and mashed them together into a barely decent song. I may upload it if I can.

So has anybody ever done one of these things? Or done a song for a buck 99? Or particpated in one of those attractions at Universal Studios or Walt Disney World where people watch you try not to embarass yourself while you wear a ridicolous costume and try to do what the people running the attraction want you to do, and then get a video of your performance? And care to share the video or the audio with the rest of us?
Yeti
07-02-2006, 10:53 PM
I like to give the finger to the camera as I go down the 1st drop on the rollercoaster. When we get off the ride we go to the photo booth and there I am giving the camera the finger.
ericlee
07-02-2006, 11:40 PM
I used to be a game host for the Pig Race at Cedar Point's arcade. I'd be like "Come on everybody, give a shot at Pig Race, you fat pieces of shit. You're all retards and retards like to race pigs so, give it a shot", in the microphone. Seriously, nobody ever listens except for the fellow hosts in the other booths and we'd all take turns saying silly shit in the microphones.
QueenAdrock
07-03-2006, 12:13 AM
Jacob, my brother, and I went on the 3-person log flume at King's Dominion and we screamed the entire way up the track, and were totally silent when it dropped us.

NO ONE SAW THAT COMING, LOL!
Yeti
07-03-2006, 12:43 AM
I used to be a game host for the Pig Race at Cedar Point's arcade. I'd be like "Come on everybody, give a shot at Pig Race, you fat pieces of shit. You're all retards and retards like to race pigs so, give it a shot", in the microphone. Seriously, nobody ever listens except for the fellow hosts in the other booths and we'd all take turns saying silly shit in the microphones.


Ahh, Cedar Point. I remember an old wooden roller coaster. It was the best wooden coaster I have ever had the pleasure to ride. I can't remember it's name.
jackrock
07-03-2006, 12:45 AM
Huge wood?
Yeti
07-03-2006, 12:51 AM
Huge and rickety.
hardnox71
07-03-2006, 03:06 PM
The Stupid Things I've Done at Amusement Parks

Eaten greasy, oily spaghetti before getting on the gotdamend roller coaster.

Paid almost $7 for a fucking Coke.

Let some dizzy broad talk me into spending about $42 trying to win some piece of shit stuffed animal that cost about $2.99 retail.
ericlee
07-03-2006, 06:20 PM
Ahh, Cedar Point. I remember an old wooden roller coaster. It was the best wooden coaster I have ever had the pleasure to ride. I can't remember it's name.

Oh yeah, that would be the Gemini. The damn seatbelts weren't tight enough to keep King Hippo in place and whenever you'd go over the hills, your ass would lift about 8" off the seat.
jackrock
07-03-2006, 06:24 PM
Oh yeah, that would be the Gemini. The damn seatbelts weren't tight enough to keep King Hippo in place and whenever you'd go over the hills, your ass would lift about 8" off the seat.
I remember that part of the roller coaster, and all the G's you be pullin'.
iceygirl
07-04-2006, 04:22 PM
my best friend and i were just reminiscing about how when we were kids we bought some whoopie cushions at cedar point and were fart pranking people all day with them. when we were older we got stoned on the beach there.

the gemini was always one of my favorite rides because you never had to wait long for it.