the big question

[like2_drink]

so then, how many of us were accidents?..it really is the big question afterall, isn't it?

[alexandra]

you were worth keeping, so shut up. stop thinking these thoughts.

[TurdBerglar]

it seems most poeple are unplanned

[Lyman Zerga]

i was planed but i wouldnt care if i was not

[ScarySquirrel]

I wasn't a mistake, but my dad really wanted a girl.

[like2_drink]

haha i think some people have it wrong, i'm not holdin any grudges, jokes on them really

i found it funny how i found out tho, i burned my brother by sayin somethin along the lines of " and doesn't it kill you to know that he's a mistake " ( to the mom ) and she turned and said to me " he wasn't the mistake " hahaha i thought ti was damn funny

[miss soul fire]

I was an accident and I was supposed to born blind or deaf because my mom suspected she was with some kind of disease, but I was born okay and turned into this.:p

[Lex Diamonds]

I wasn't born, I was constructed in a top secret army lab.

[yeahwho]

I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain

[Sarky Devotchka]

my mom though she could never get pregnant. MIRACLE BABY!

[like2_drink]

my mom though she could never get pregnant. MIRACLE BABY!


YAY!!!

gotta love the miracle babies;)

[Chicka B]

Uh, my mom says I was planned, but I sorta don't believe her because she just turned 17 a month after she had me. :eek: I guess ya never know though.

[DroppinScience]

Apparently, my dad did not want kids. AT ALL.

My parents were married for close to 10 years when all of a sudden... I came out of nowhere. So I was an accident. But it doesn't matter, they're happy to have me and most kids (at least the first child... or perhaps the last child, as well) seem to be "accidents" anyways.

My brother, on the other hand, was planned. They didn't want me to be all alone, so they gave me a playmate. ;)

[TurdBerglar]

i seriously think that is the most innapropriate wink you have ever done. either you are talking about your parents fuckn' or hinting to your brother's playmate status as something a bit more than that. equally... fuckn' gross

[DroppinScience]

i seriously think that is the most innapropriate wink you have ever done. either you are talking about your parents fuckn' or hinting to your brother's playmate status as something a bit more than that. equally... fuckn' gross

How about taking the none of the above option, Turd? :rolleyes:

I meant it in a way that I was amused at the thought of having a child solely for the purpose of the 1st child not being bored while playing with trains or sandboxes and all the like. Not everything has perverted connotations all the time, you do realize that, right? Right?

[TurdBerglar]

that wink has a perverted connotation. that's the purpose of it

[yeahwho]

that wink has a perverted connotation. that's the purpose of it
thats the way i've always understood that emoticon wink symbol too, it's 'spose to be like a butt wink

[Pres Zount]

Yeah, that was fucking disgusting.

[Chicka B]

Naw you guys are just dirty minded. ;)

[jackrock]

double ew

[AdRockGRL]

Me I'm not. My parents tryed to "have" me for about 8 years....and then.. I've arrived!
My mom often says that if she knew about my temper, she would have bought a cat!!!

[Chicka B]

double ew

I can picture you sayin that in a really gay voice. I just said that and started crackin up. :p

[Pres Zount]

oh shit I'm the only one that voted in denial. :(

[abcdefz]

Not only was I an accident, I got past The Pill.

Fuck, my parents were unkind about it. I was raised with "you should have never been born" as a mantra.

[ericlee]

I was born with a moustache and a supernova, tossed off the cliffs of Dover.
Washed up on a far away shore in the arms of the daughter of the Buffalo.
Mamma said he was the chosen one. Reverend said he was the other one.
All that pay no mind inside his Econoline.

[Pres Zount]

A woman does not get pregnant everytime she has unprotected sex, you know.

[ericlee]

What exactly is an 'accident'? Split condoms or failure of birth control pills? Because like in all other situations, isn't it just plain fucking inevitable?


accident=unplanned.

[TurdBerglar]

i love it when people make fuckn' sound like military action

[monkey]

i was kinda planned.

[zorra_chiflada]

oh christ, i was the biggest mistake ever. my dad was 60. :/

[kleptomaniac]

i wasn't a surprise, but then again they didn't really try anymore after me....so uh....well....hey i'm like the best daughter ever. i'd win the best daughter ever contest 2006, or at least....honorable mention. :cool:

and if i was a mistake, you'd think they'd tell me by now and not spend the past 16 years pretending to be cool about it. :S

not like i want my parents to suddenly come into my room and be like 'oh by the
way you were a mistake' but you know...i don't know :rolleyes:

[Chicka B]

^ Yeah same here, it's weird because they had me then 12 years later had my little brother. And I thought my dad was nootered or whatever. What's it called when a human does that? I forgot. :o

[zorra_chiflada]

vasectomy

[Chicka B]

^Yeah! I knew what it was but I just forgot the word, I don't use that word very often haha.

[jackrock]

haha nootered human. hahahahaha nooter is a funny word

[Chicka B]

Yeah, that's because it rhymes with pooter and tooter and stuff.

[jackrock]

i knew i was spelling it wrong, but nooter just makes it that much more funny

[Chicka B]

Well I spell things the way I pronounce them sometimes, so shup.

[kleptomaniac]

Well I spell things the way I pronounce them sometimes, so shup.

wow i thought you said 'so slurp' ! :eek:

[Chicka B]

wow i thought you said 'so slurp' ! :eek:

Hahahaha! Yeah, slurp this! Nah that's how I say it when I say shut up. I'm too lazy to pronounce things correctly. :o

[ggirlballa]

i don't know if i was a mistake my parents had my older brother when they were 22 & 21 then 7 years later they had me(y)

i dunno know:confused: probally though

[jackrock]

Who the hell tells their kids they're a mistake?

[zorra_chiflada]

the same kind of parents that tell their daughter she has a fat ass

[jackrock]

:(

[zorra_chiflada]

it's not like they're completely wrong

[TurdBerglar]

GET ON A BIKE AND RIIIIDE

[ggirlballa]

my parents have never mentioned it & i've never asked or wondered:confused:

let me go ask right now



.................comes back crying:(

[QueenAdrock]

My brother, on the other hand, was planned. They didn't want me to be all alone, so they gave me a playmate. ;)

I'm a playmate. :(

My existence is a sham.

[Rock]

sort of on topic...but not really.
Me and my lady figured out that we were birthday fucks for our dads. My dad's birthday was 9 months and 1 day before I was born. And her dad's birthday was 9 months and 7 days before she was born.

[QueenAdrock]

September 28 = Christmas/New Year's fuck (n)

[jackrock]

9 months and some days from my dad's birthday. blaa

[Lyman Zerga]

my mom though she could never get pregnant. MIRACLE BABY!


same here
they told my mum she couldnt get pregnant because of a crease on her womb
little time later ta da! she had 3 kids popped out

2/3 of them are retarded though

[ma belle]

i was always meant to be! :D

[alexandra]

My mom often says that if she knew about my temper, she would have bought a cat!!!
HAHAHHAHAH!!
oh christ, i was the biggest mistake ever. my dad was 60. :/
oh it doesn't matter how old the father is. mine was pretty old too. and we still turned out okay, right?

think about it tho'...: you were chilling in a scrotum for 60 years, then won a big race.

oh what. :p

[enree erzweglle]

There are a couple of you who've raised this topic a few times (or who have mentioned that you were "an accident"). I'm thinking that it really bothers some of you--even some of you older ones. edit: It's just odd to hear people who are close to my age complaining, still, about this.

[Lex Diamonds]

the same kind of parents that tell their daughter she has a fat ass
That's a good thing.

[zorra_chiflada]

?

[Lex Diamonds]

Baby got back!

[zorra_chiflada]

you're all hip hop. my folks aint

[B_Mackin']

I have a sweet bumper sticker it says

Drive Carefully: 90% of all people are caused by accidents.

I think it's freakin sweet.

[Lyman Zerga]

so i was planned
but still a miracle baby
and made by gay sperm

i must be fucking special huh? huh..