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Sarky Devotchka
07-02-2006, 03:57 PM
for doing nothing, really. last night this guy that had come up to me at a party a couple of weeks ago (see link) http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?p=1220366#post1220366

came up to me again last night and said, "HIIIII! Hello again!" and acted all weird and asked what I was doing after the show. and I said, "what are you doing?" and he said, "I'm doing whatever you're doing". and I gave him a funny look and he laughed and said, "I'm just messing with you, the truth is, I've been wanting to come up to you for a long time, I just don't know what to say to you". and I was all, "huh?" and then he said something about how he sees me around all the time, talking to people in bands and he thinks, "I wanna be friends with that lady too!" and I was like, "really? so I'm like a celebrity?" and he said, "yes!" and I said, "hmm, that's pretty funny". and then he rambled on about this being stage one of us being great friends. and I said, "uh huh".

anyway, that's very odd. especially since he's a recognizable lead singer of a local band that's quite popular. my point is, I feel a little exposed now...like people know who I am, or they think they know who I am, from who I associate with and myspace. people can just look at you all they want whenever. but the thing is, they have this notion of you and what you're like. that guy admitted he was really nervous about approaching me. but I'm just a normal person. I suppose everyone's just a normal person.

after that, I hung out with a semi-famous music dude, but I didn't know that he was famous and I said, "who's this guy?" and introduced myself. my boy friends were embarassed like, "this guy makes great records", and I just said, "cool, I only listen to oingo boingo". and my friend says to him nervously, "ha ha, she said she only listens to oingo boingo" to cover for my "blunder" (in quotes because I don't think I was being insulting or uncouth really). but then I said, "well, you have a lovely speaking voice, I'm sure you're very talented". he was pretty cool, easy breezy, but serious. as he was getting ready to leave, my friend said, "so what do you think of [music dude]?" and I said, "he's a normal man".


in other news, I twisted my ankle and it hurts. and I have a herpes outbreak in my eye. it's fucking gross. crusty goo.

TAL
07-02-2006, 05:17 PM
You said you would send me your autograph two years ago, I'm still waiting.

Evil celebrities.

Ace42X
07-02-2006, 05:24 PM
I was recognised in the street by a complete stranger *in a completely different country*.

Videodrome
07-02-2006, 09:04 PM
what are the odds of that happening?

cosmo105
07-02-2006, 10:10 PM
and I have a herpes outbreak in my eye. it's fucking gross. crusty goo.
you got herpes in your EYE?!

TurdBerglar
07-02-2006, 10:14 PM
whoa

the rough sex comment is kinda weird now. i didn't even read this thread till now

Sarky Devotchka
07-03-2006, 09:08 AM
you got herpes in your EYE?!

yeah, it blows. that's how I first contracted it, when I was 2 years old. some dick fuck must have kissed me on my eye or something when I was a tot. my mom said that they'd had some sort of party, then a day later, I started getting these bumped on my eyelid and they took me to the doctor to find out it was herpes 1. I still have scars on my eyelid from that time.

I never got it again until I was 14. and that's the last time I had it. every 12 years I guess! :( that time, I had to go to the emergency room and get all these tesst because it can spread to your cornea and one doctor said something about it spreading to my retina and making me blind. he also called my mom a bad parent for waiting a day to take me to a doctor. he had a hissy fit. but they flew in some specialist who put dye in my eye and did some tests and they found nothing.

anyway, I didn't go to the doctor this time because I'm broke, like completely. also, last time they gave me anti-viral shit and eye drops and ointment and it didn't change a damn thing. so far my vision is not affected, so it's not on my cornea. and the fuckers have opened up and let out their evil juice. my eye was crusted shut this morning. ha ha.

I'm gonna get an eyepatch.

Sarky Devotchka
07-03-2006, 09:09 AM
You said you would send me your autograph two years ago, I'm still waiting.

Evil celebrities.

*autograph*