OH SHIT SON

[Sarky Devotchka]

I just remembered that I have a leftover quesadilla in the fridge from when I went to a mexican place this morning at 6 a.m.

yay! I'm totally going to eat it while I ice my ankle and wipe the ooze from my eye. :(

[TurdBerglar]

rough sex?

[Chicka B]

I was all like yum quesadilla, then when you mentioned eye goo I was all like ewww nerrmind...

[Sarky Devotchka]

rough sex?

yeah, I never should have let that guy put it in my eye.

[TurdBerglar]

the ankle is what im worried about. did it get caught between the headboard?

[Sarky Devotchka]

no, it got twisted from the leather straps.