Drunk Quotes

[Mr Films]

let's hear the best things you or someone you know has said while intoxicated.

a straight friend of mine the other night said:

"Ok, ok, I like to fuck guys. If that makes me gay, then I guess I'm fucking gay!"

now you go.

[QueenAdrock]

"Beavers are terrible engineers!" -Me, after seeing the mascot of U of Alberta's engineering school was the beaver

What the fuck is wrong with me. :(

[jlees_mcsd]

"I think I'm gonna........BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHT" LOL:p

Edit---------> My bad I thought you meant the thing you aid The MOST when drunk. LOL

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

The first time I was every drunk I was hanging out with my now boyfriend and his super hot friend, and I was hanging all over my best friend Brandi because I could hardley stand and I kept saying "This be my woman, man.. I fucking love this chick!"

How embarrassing. :o

[QueenAdrock]

I have a friend named Brandi with an "i"! I just saw her for the first time tonight since last Thanksgiving, actually. She's got a sweet ass.

[CJM]

"Watch this."

[jackrock]

"Watch this."
jhaha perfect

[jlees_mcsd]

"Watch this."
Oh that is sooo much better than mine LMAO

[Justin]

"Shitter in the bed"

By me in college. I believe it was inspired by Eddie in national lampoons xmas vacation...I think he said something like "shitter in the hole" which made more sense.

My comment could mean numerous things. I'm not sure what i meant at the time.

[DIGI]

college party. trying way too hard to mack on a chick severely retarded on booze.

her: "im leaving. you're sexual innuendo's makin me sick."

me: "fuck you, bitch. ill stick my dick in your endo."

my friends that dont live around me anymore still bring it up when i talk to them.

[TurdBerglar]

hahahaha

[mikizee]

"Shitter in the bed"

By me in college. I believe it was inspired by Eddie in national lampoons xmas vacation...I think he said something like "shitter in the hole" which made more sense.

My comment could mean numerous things. I'm not sure what i meant at the time.

he actually said 'shitter was full'.

[DIGI]

i should probably clear up that last post by stating that i was the booze retarded person, not her. im not that sleazy.

[Hiebz]

I don't know about drunk, but one time a college friend was high (well, he had been drinking too) and said this gem which made it onto our quote board

"whoa, my ears just popped - did you guys hear that?"

my cousin and I tend to quote movies and beastie boys lyrics when drunk too, to make eachother laugh

[alexandra]

"whoa, my ears just popped - did you guys hear that?"
hahhahahha. (y)

[icy manipulator]

fuck, you'll have to ask my friends that

[Tzar]

"DIDDI MAO!!"

[icy manipulator]

"DIDDI MAO!!"
is that something to do with mao ze dung? or just some weird WA slang? :p

[trailerprincess]

'I love cheesy organs'

in reference to the Ivan Neville song in Christian Slater's 'finest' moment in Pump up the Volume....

[Tzar]

is that something to do with mao ze dung? or just some weird WA slang? :p
i dunno what it means. i just yell it. it's from an asian language i know that much?

[icy manipulator]

i dunno what it means. i just yell it. it's from an asian language i know that much?
trueskis. i know how to say suck my cock in swedish, that's about it. i should give you my mobile number so you can make a drunk quote post for me, lol

[icy manipulator]

oh when we're drunk and being driven around, if we see someone in a wheelchair, or a baby in a pram we yell out "LAZY"

yeah i know it's pretty awful, but meh, no one cares

[Tzar]

everyone i know is suddenly 'my man'.
"this is my man, right here! MY MAN!"

[QueenAdrock]

i dunno what it means. i just yell it. it's from an asian language i know that much?

It's Vietnamese. I remember watching Vietnam war movies and they yell "Diddi Mao" which means "Go faster," I believe. I'd ask my dentist, but I don't want to offend him if it means something like "Where are your women at?" or something.

[Tzar]

It's Vietnamese. I remember watching Vietnam war movies and they yell "Diddi Mao" which means "Go faster," I believe. I'd ask my dentist, but I don't want to offend him if it means something like "Where are your women at?" or something.
YES THIS IS IT!!

'cause i remember my mate screaming diddi mao whilst we were in ANOTHER mate's car. :D

spose i could use it if we're doing a sculling contest or something?