i'm bad at shaving

[Bob]

my face, of course. i always miss little spots that i don't notice until it's too late and i'm at work or wherever i was going. i don't know if anyone else notices them, but i can definitely feel them and see them in the mirror if i look closely. i look like i failed puberty or something

[Dorothy Wood]

are you using an electric razor or a blade? maybe you shouldn't be wearing pants?

[Bob]

i use a blade. it's an exact replica of king arthur's excalibur, actually, i don't mess around with my shaving.

actually i use a mach 3. it's not actually a mach 3, it's the 3 bladed razor made by the company who isn't the company that makes the mach 3. i forget what it's actually called.

[Dorothy Wood]

the trifector?

[Bob]

i think it's called a schick eXXXtreme or something gay like that. it's shaped like a dildo, it's weird

[Tzar]

reprasenting schick quattro (y) (!)

[Dorothy Wood]

I shave my beard with a butter knife.

[Bob]

do you butter it first?

[Dorothy Wood]

my face seeps out its own butter if I squeeze it hard enough.

[The Notorious LOL]

I go the ghetto shit route and buzz my face with an electric razor.

[abcdefz]

I shave the whole head in the shower, with mucho steam going on before I get started. And since there's no mirror, I'm double-checking like a braille-reader the whole time.

Smooth as a baby's billiard ball. (y)

[b i o n i c]

you have a lot of shaving issues, bob

[Lyman Zerga]

im using M3power

and making sure im all clean shaved

yup yup

[SobaViolence]

shaving=(n)

[jackrock]

disposables ftw.

[beastiegirrl101]

Ladies...do any of you use Nair or Veet? I often wonder if that stuff even works.

[jlees_mcsd]

Ladies...do any of you use Nair or Veet? I often wonder if that stuff even works.
I use nair for my bikini area and thighs, but I shave from knee down with Mach 3. It nair works for me but it is too expensive to use on all hair that is why I use it in delicates, that and I don't want razor bumps in the summer. YUCK!

[Tzar]

disposables ftw.
hahaha you got hair to shave? :D

[TurdBerglar]

i can never get the area underneath my jaw beneath my earlobes

[jlees_mcsd]

i can never get the area underneath my jaw beneath my earlobes
Ever try plucking it or waxing it? Waxing it's not just for women anymore. LOL
I know quite a few dudes that wax unibrows, seems too metrosexual for me but hey whatever floats your................................whatever.

[jackrock]

hahaha you got hair to shave? :D
I was waiting for that.

I am a man

[jlees_mcsd]

I was waiting for that.

I am a man
OMG I thought you were a female. My bad.
No seriously for some reason i did think you were a girl. Now I know. Never assume.

[jackrock]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[jlees_mcsd]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
:confused: :eek: SORRY!!!!!!!!!!

Redo:

Hey man how are ya? LOL

[jackrock]

fifty something... minus.. fifty something

[jlees_mcsd]

:confused: :eek: SORRY!!!!!!!!!!

Redo:

Hey man how are ya? LOL


that would make you like no yrs old?????:confused:

[jackrock]

Oh, i thought you said how old are you?
and it could make me at most 9 years old

[jlees_mcsd]

Oh, i thought you said how old are you?
and it could make me at most 9 years old
Oh. I like your encryption of age.
I am 35 *shutter* and on a bad day I feel 50 + 25. LOL

[Bob]

i can never get the area underneath my jaw beneath my earlobes

yeah, that's usually where i screw up. there's a few hairs that don't get completely cut. either there or somewhere else along the jawline.

[TurdBerglar]

that area between the jawline and the throat(where the tongue would be) is like a valley on me. it's extremely hard to shave a concaved area. i've realised very recently if i open my mouth all the way my skin shifts location over my jaw can i can get to that area much more easily.

[Naterock]

wut age shud men start to shve:confused:

[alexandra]

are you fo' real?

[DandyFop]

Ladies...do any of you use Nair or Veet? I often wonder if that stuff even works.

I used some kind of depilitory before, and it worked alright once but another time it burned like fuck and gave me a harsh rash. Plus I'm too impatient to wait for it and stuff, I prefer shaving.