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The Notorious LOL
07-05-2006, 01:06 PM
DIE, GAS PUMPER!
Mr Films
07-05-2006, 01:07 PM
I hate those fucking cans.
abcdefz
07-05-2006, 01:15 PM
The new phone books are here.
The Notorious LOL
07-05-2006, 01:19 PM
Oh, Im picking out a thermos for youuuuu!
abcdefz
07-05-2006, 01:43 PM
Send me a postcard when you're rich and famous.






































*considers carefully*
cj hood
07-05-2006, 01:52 PM
you mean i'm gonna stay this color.......
abcdefz
07-05-2006, 01:54 PM
That's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, this ashtray and this paddle game, and that's all I need.
HEIRESS
07-05-2006, 01:59 PM
die you random sunuvabitch
The Notorious LOL
07-05-2006, 02:05 PM
typical run of the mill average bastard!
ms.peachy
07-05-2006, 02:08 PM
Lord loves a workin' man.

Don't trust whitey.

See a doctor and get rid of it.
abcdefz
07-05-2006, 02:08 PM
I am not a "bum." I'm a jerk.
The Notorious LOL
10-29-2006, 02:50 PM
Id love you if you were the color of a Baboons ass
abcdefz
10-29-2006, 04:09 PM
I found my special purpose.
backwoods
10-29-2006, 08:03 PM
Tuna fish salad on white bread with mayonnaise...
DandyFop
10-29-2006, 08:38 PM
Things are going to start happening to me - now!
ericlee
10-29-2006, 08:55 PM
thanks for bumping this thread, dammit. I haven't seen the jerk in about 8 years so, I don't remember any witty quotes to say in this thread to make myself look cool
QueenAdrock
10-29-2006, 10:44 PM
Yahoo! Come on, lets seal it with a kiss! Get in the tub with me!

...Not you Shithead!
yeahwho
10-30-2006, 12:16 AM
Jerk Paydirt

Navin: "Yes, I have a cashiers check, I'd like to cash it."
Bank Manager: "How much is it for?"
Navin: "Two hundred and fifty big ones. Two hundred and fifty dollarinies. Two hundred and fifty donuts. (http://www.gotwavs.com/Movies/Jerk.html)
HEIRESS
10-30-2006, 12:17 AM
I use soundsclips from the jerk on mix cds alot

yep, sure do
yeahwho
10-30-2006, 12:34 AM
"I'm gonna bounce back and when I do I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke. " :D
Yeti
10-30-2006, 09:11 AM
thanks for bumping this thread, dammit. I haven't seen the jerk in about 8 years so, I don't remember any witty quotes to say in this thread to make myself look cool


Here is a couple....

New Accounts Bank Manager: I will need two pieces of identification.

Navin R. Johnson: Ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth.

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Navin R. Johnson: For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

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Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!

Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.

Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.