Metallica shirts

[The Notorious LOL]

why is it every single person that wears them is usually toothless and withered and all methed out looking? Surely you would think a band as popular as they are wouldnt have EVERY one of their fans be such shitbags.

[Videodrome]

because you can buy those faded shits at the thrift store for next to nothing.

[Bob]

it's kind of like those shirts with the pictures of wolves on them

[enree erzweglle]

no no no. This guy at my gym. He wears those shirts and AC/DC shirts too. When I wear a Beasties shirt, we find each other in the mirrors somewhere and make eye contact and he usually mouths to me that his shirt's band is better than my shirt's band.

He absolutely doesn't fit your description. He is groomed. He owns two Lexus cars, ...Lexusi? ...Lexi?) and he's in perfect shape. He can go with me for 90-100 minutes on the any of the cardio machines, he's literate, and I suspect that he has all of his original teeth.

[Pres Zount]

it's kind of like those shirts with the pictures of wolves on them

haha.

Also; tigers.

[enree erzweglle]

it's kind of like those shirts with the pictures of wolves on them
Oooh, my sister's friend went to Vegas last week and he brought back one of those tee shirts for her except that shirt doesn't have wolves, it has those magician guy's mauling tigers on them. They're enormous--they take up the entire front of the shirt and I half expected their backs to take up the back of the shirt. It's an awful shirt and it's set on one of those kind of tie-dye prints.

[DIGI]

It's just one bullet point in the long, winding reason as to why metallica sucks. Because they do. They suck. They suck hard. Fuckin' Metallica.

[CrankItUp!]

Tzar is gonna totally kick ass against every single ill worded post all you guys just posted about the all mighty "Meta-licka" - when he sees this ! :cool:

[beastiegirrl101]

remember those Bugs and Taz t-shirts back in the day when they were dressed all ghe ghe ghetto in saggy pants, gold chains and their hats backwards?

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah I still see those shits on fat welfare moms shopping at Wal Marts and K Marts nationwide. They also always wear purple stretch pants when they rock those shirts. I think its the law.

[beastiegirrl101]

yeah I still see those shits on fat welfare moms shopping at Wal Marts and K Marts nationwide. They also always wear purple stretch pants when they rock those shirts. I think its the law.

do they wear their overhauls with only one side of the bib buckled?

[The Notorious LOL]

no one wears overalls over their stretch pants. That'd be like a peacock wearing a trenchcoat so no one could see his beautiful wings.

[SobaViolence]

bleh

[DIGI]

You wouldnt be able to tell anyway. Their SURFSTYLE windbreaker would cover up their overalls AND their Hypercolor shirts.


Overhauls......Hahaha.

[Documad]

why is it every single person that wears them is usually toothless and withered and all methed out looking? Surely you would think a band as popular as they are wouldnt have EVERY one of their fans be such shitbags.
Is this more of an outer-ring suburb-kind of thing?

I tend to notice it most when there's an event that pulls folks into the city who don't normally hang out in the city.

I can't remember the last time I saw a real person in overalls except as a costume.

[cosmo105]

i don't get Tweety shit. isn't tweety a boy? i always see really large women with lots of kids and gross hair wearing a huge kmart tweety shirt with like I'M DA BOSS NOW and tweety crossing his/her/its arms and looking real tough with a daisy-print newsboy cap and matching overalls. male or female? (http://www.charactersntoons.com/images/lrg_backpack-tweety-pink.jpg) tranny?

[The Notorious LOL]

Is this more of an outer-ring suburb-kind of thing?





most likely, there is this invisible line about midway thru Brooklyn Park closely approaching Coon Rapids/Andover/Blaine/all other redneck northern suburbs where all of a sudden the trucks get huge with naked lady mudflaps. Its not even like theres a slow trickle into the area....you see them then BAM! you are in hick shit central.

[DustSucker]

why is it every single person that wears them is usually toothless and withered and all methed out looking? Surely you would think a band as popular as they are wouldnt have EVERY one of their fans be such shitbags.
because metallica sucked after the black album, and all the alternative trendies nowadays are into hardcore, metalcore, emo crap and whatnot. what remains as metallica fans are the old, longhaired gramps who stay "true" to "their" band. -_-

[Documad]

most likely, there is this invisible line about midway thru Brooklyn Park closely approaching Coon Rapids/Andover/Blaine/all other redneck northern suburbs where all of a sudden the trucks get huge with naked lady mudflaps. Its not even like theres a slow trickle into the area....you see them then BAM! you are in hick shit central.
Yes, and notice that the same boundaries apply to the pro-life billboards with ugly babies! And some of them are still sporting the "W" stickers on their trucks. :) Ah, I'm driving through there tomorrow morning.

[Documad]

i don't get Tweety shit. isn't tweety a boy? i always see really large women with lots of kids and gross hair wearing a huge kmart tweety shirt with like I'M DA BOSS NOW and tweety crossing his/her/its arms and looking real tough with a daisy-print newsboy cap and matching overalls. male or female? (http://www.charactersntoons.com/images/lrg_backpack-tweety-pink.jpg) tranny?
Once, I was out of town and got stuck by bad weather, and I had to go to Walmart out in the sticks and buy a t-shirt to sleep in and contact solution, etc. I bought some kind of oversized cartoon character t-shirt because it was cotton and cheap.

Years later, it's in my drawer with the things I wear when doing yard work or painting. I have painted in it, but I haven't had the nerve to mow the grass in it. :)

[The Notorious LOL]

Yes, and notice that the same boundaries apply to the pro-life billboards with ugly babies! And some of them are still sporting the "W" stickers on their trucks. :) Ah, I'm driving through there tomorrow morning.




:D a friend of mine used to say "you havent truly left Minneapolis until you see your first homemade abortion billboard on someones farm"

[Documad]

:D a friend of mine used to say "you havent truly left Minneapolis until you see your first homemade abortion billboard on someones farm"
:D

I finally got to see the airplane hauling the photo of the bloody fetus around on Monday -- it flew by my office window. I jumped up and down and ran down the hall telling people. My boss said he sees it all the time (he has a corner office). :o

[TurdBerglar]

the only stores that i've come across that sell band shirts are the ones that teenage girls go into to buy assorted peircings and thongs with cherries on them. in not going into one of those stores. but i want some band shirts

[ericlee]

It's kinda like people with Iron Maiden Ts all having mullets.

[Yeti]

the only stores that i've come across that sell band shirts are the ones that teenage girls go into to buy assorted peircings and thongs with cherries on them. in not going into one of those stores. but i want some band shirts


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[TurdBerglar]

what if they don't fit when they arrive???

[Yeti]

Do you go into stores and try on t-shirts?

[TurdBerglar]

well i like drape them across me

[Tzar]

:mad:

i'd rather see a bogan metalhead wear a metallica shirt than a 14 year old emo teeniebopper.

[Yeti]

well i like drape them across me

Turd, you should be a member of the Queer Eye for the Straight guy team. You are very fashion concious. Are you Mr Blackwell?

[Pres Zount]

Sucked in metallica and tzar!