Ken Lay's dead

[QueenAdrock]

And now the devil is poking him in the butt with a pitchfork. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/frontpage/story/0,,1813720,00.html)

That is all.

[Lyman Zerga]

wow he is still dead?

[mikizee]

hes not dead. bush helped him fake his own death. get with the program, people!!!!!

[Qdrop]

i'm not a conspiracy buff....but this does sound rather convenient.

[Bob]

i'm not a conspiracy buff....but this does sound rather convenient.

then the other guy committed suicide, too. i haven't researched anything at all, but that's weird.

[drizl]

i would bet that he faked his death and is living on some island right now in the caribbean.

[SobaViolence]

at least it was massive.
woulda been better if they resusitated him and then he had another massive heart attack. one for the long journey to hell.

[GreenEarthAl]

Enron wasn't America's biggest corporate fraud ever. That distinction should go to Worldcom and Bernie Ebbers.


Nice how the whole Arthur Anderson thing happened 4 and 5 years ago and half of the main criminals are still awaiting sentencing and living it up in Aspin. A few of them only just recently sentenced. Convicted poor people get sent up on the express train.

"Your honor, I know I robbed that ol' lady's SSI check and everything. But I was planing on visiting my cousin Hasan in Jersey City next week. I already have my bus ticket. So um, I'm gonna be out of town for a month or two and I'll be happy to serve out my sentance when I get back."

[valvano]

enron, worldcom, etc aint nothing........

the biggest american crook is still the US Govt....

[Ace42X]

the biggest american crook is still the US Govt....

And you elected them. Well done.

[valvano]

And you elected them. Well done.

well what do you know, my first post in like a month or so, and you post a response within 10 seconds.......

i see you still havent gotten a life.............you still averaging about 50 posts a day here?

what are you doing, stalking me? you aren't a fag are you....???
:p

[Ace42X]

well what do you know, my first post in like a month or so, and you post a response within 10 seconds

Yes, I sensed a disturbance in the force. Like a hundred billion neurons crying out, then suddenly silenced.

i see you still havent gotten a life

Why of course, me posting to same message board as you at the same time as you must mean that I do not have a life, whereas you are an admirable example to us all of self-actualisation.

you still averaging about 50 posts a day here?

You still licking the cat's ass?

A quick look at my profile will show you that I am averaging precisely 7.62 posts a day. Now, as I am not a total fuck-face like yourself, and actually have friends who post on this forum, and who I communicate with regularly on this forum, 7.62 (less than a message each per day) should not seem all that amazing. What SHOULD seem amazing is that, with all of this excitement going on, I still find time to correct your stupid little mistakes.

Incidently, at a guess of 50 posts a day, and the actual number being 7.62, I work that out to be an error margin of approximately 660%. Considering how easy it is to check that out, that makes you look pretty stupid right now.

what are you doing, stalking me?

Why yes, every time I reply to someone's post, it is because I am stalking them. But due to your immense intelligence, you are the only person to make the connection between me replying to the newest message listed on the forums, and me being a stalker!

I guess most people of normal intelligence, and weaker detective prowess than yourself see a reply soon after their post, and simply assume that someone browsing the board index *read the most recent post*. Not you though, Columbo! You squint through the fog of coincidence and see only the clear and blatant truth!

you aren't a fag are you....???

Homophobia? Nice touch.

Now, assuming you want answers to your questions, and you weren't just trying to use empty rhetorical questions to shift attention away from your numerous inadequecies, you can find them all here:
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1210288&postcount=11

Where I explain, at length, why I indeed do have a life, and it is superior to yours in every quantifiable respect.

Incidently, it is a testament to your immense stupidity that you see me post immediately after you on a regular basis, and come up with two mutually exclusive theories:

1. I am stalking you and am waiting for you to come online and post so I can reply

and

2. I am online posting here all day everyday, which means I can reply quickly to your posts at whatever time you post (and, similarly, reply quickly to anyone else who posts, thereby not stalking you, or anyone).

Anyone with an IQ in treble figures, an ounce of common sense, and who wasn't so totally self-absorbed that he assumed everyone on the Internet's lives revolve solely around his assinine musings (deep breath) would come to the correct and sensible answer:

That my online time is similar to yours because I need to be online at a similar time to you, in order to converse with people in your timezone who keep a similar schedule to you. As such, it is no wonder that I am perusing the Internet during a timeframe which overlaps.

Understand? Or do you want to keep making ignorant assumptions about my lifestyle based solely around your own ignorant preconceptions?

Yes - those last two questions were rhetorical, I know that when you are presented anything but moronic soundbites, you tune them. That or they are unable to penetrate the fatty membrance that goes right down your ear-holes and is choking your under-developed brain.


So, to sum up:

1. You are stupid
2. Your political opinions are stupid and self-contradictory.
3. The government you support and elected is stupid.
4. You are stupid for electing and supporting them.
5. Your criticisms of me are stupid, and make you look stupid.
6. Your posts are without merit and stupid.
7. You are too stupid to appreciate any of the above.

Number 7 is of special interest, because it is evidenced by you pretending you are anything other than a total loser.

[Bango]

at least it was massive.
woulda been better if they resusitated him and then he had another massive heart attack. one for the long journey to hell.

Couldn't help but remember one of the posts you made in the Zarqawi thread.

no one, ever, should rejoice at the death of another human being.

i am sad people rejoice in his death, i'm sad he saw the world the way he did and i'm sad that people all around the world work very hard to manage the world the way they do.

it's sad. that's all.

the enemy is never as dissimilar as you think. just in different, and in this case troubling, circumstances.

violence and hate only perpetuate more violence and hate. and it is not selective. it is all encompassing.

[Ace42X]

Couldn't help but remember one of the posts you made in the Zarqawi thread.

Wow, way to lurk there... Incidently, I think you are kinda misrepesenting the irony. Are you someone's alias? Qdrops perhaps?

[Bango]

Wow, way to lurk there... Incidently, I think you are kinda misrepesenting the irony. Are you someone's alias? Qdrops perhaps?

Haha, nope, no one's alias.

How did I misrepresent though?

[Ace42X]

Well, I don't want to put words into your mouth, but you were implying there was incongruity. I was suggesting that his comments RE: Ken Lay were probably ironic, and certainly phrased for comic effect. That is very different to villifying someone and candidly wishing them to be / rejoicing in them being murdered by the state, eg Zaqawi.

[Lyman Zerga]

hahahahahahahahahhaa

[DroppinScience]

Alias or not, it IS a contradiction.

Not that it matters, since Zarqawi AND Ken Lay aren't truly human beings...

[Ace42X]

Alias or not, it IS a contradiction.

Like I said, not if he was being ironic, or was using hyperbole for comic effect. I often express views that are not my own, in personae in order to make a joke.

[Qdrop]

Like I said, not if he was being ironic, or was using hyperbole for comic effect. I often express views that are not my own, in personae in order to make a joke.

stop defending the idiot.

soba, ONCE AGAIN, gets owned with his own words, and you spring forth to try and save him...
just after spending about 1000 words in a useless post to rebut one of valvano's useless posts.

careful, your bias is showing...

[SobaViolence]

i'm not happy he's dead

i wanted him to go to jail and live a long life which would be in jail.

[QueenAdrock]

I don't get not being able to be glad when certain people die.

I'd certainly be, at very least, relieved when Hitler blew his brains out in '45.

[greedygretchen]

I saw this on another bulletin board with the same topic:

"Hmm, here's hoping that Crooked Republican Businessmen deaths come in 3's."

Nice. :p

[steve-onpoint]

hes not dead. bush helped him fake his own death. get with the program, people!!!!!

"I wrote this song a long time ago. It was the dopest song I ever wrote in '94." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkamym1aEPs&search=dave%20chapelle%20tupac):p

[QueenAdrock]

^Hahahahaha...I love his Black Bush, too.

BRILLIANT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH3Wjc9Gn6E&search=black%20bush)

[BangkokB]

Right Now~ He's in a park

with Vincent Foster hahahahahahahahhah