You know you want it.

[Mac Tiger]

Check this out for a free Mac!

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[Mr Vista]

I can buy and sell your sorry ass 1000 times over. Enjoy your 5% of the market bitch.

[Mac Tiger]

But Macs are more stable and cool.

[The Notorious LOL]

gay. go spam somewhere else.

[zorra_chiflada]

the fuck's going on here?

[Bob]

you know what would be hilarious? if someone took an annoying commercial and imitated it on a message board

cuz i love it when people recall advertisements in real life, that's pretty constantly hilarious

god i love commercials

[BGirl]

hahaha :p

[Mr Vista]

But Macs are more stable and cool.

Yeah, I noticed. Anybody who stands around with their hands in their pockets has to be cool.

[Bob]

hey! hey! who am i?

ohhhh sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of some tasty shrimP

that's a pretty good one

[Mr Vista]

Jimmy Fallon looking bitch.

[zorra_chiflada]

oh my jesus

[Mr Vista]

Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo ass

[Mac Tiger]

So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton

[Qdrop]

^Padster?

[Bob]

^Padster?

yeah i think padster wrote that one

[Qdrop]

this is why we shouldn't let teenagers on BF.

[Mr Vista]

Fuck Ren

...straight outta Compton
is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous motherfucker raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem
I see a motherfuckin cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Eazy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her!
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the motherfucker, straight outta Compton

[Mac Tiger]

Fuck the police
Comin’ straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
For a punk mother fucker with a badge and a gun
To be beatin’ on, and throw in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin with me cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rolling in the Benzo
Beat the police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbing his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cause they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showing out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
On any mother fucker in a blue uniform
Just cause I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a war path
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dying in LA
Yo Dre, I got something to say

[Qdrop]

well, i'm convinced. i'm buying a mac.

[Bob]

i'm destroying my computer

[Qdrop]

i'm also going to go buy some NWA compilations....

[ericlee]

I'm buying Mac;)

[JimmyTheScumbag]

I filled all that shit out, if I don't get my mac in 5 business days I'm gutting someone.