you guys are gonna kill me

[Dorothy Wood]

I made two new SINGLE male friends over the weekend. both of which are out of my league in a sense, but nonetheless seem to have taken akin to me.

Boy #1
very interesting, though intimidating. can be found on vh1.com. we have the same watch and pressed them together tightly. he went in for a hug the last time we parted and I said, "oh, uh, hey, wait, so you were going for a hug there?" and he said, "well, yeah", and I said, "alright, here we go, see you later". and hugged. also he rides bikes.

Boy #2
lead singer, newly single. has met the king of sweden and knows about the history of scandanavians AND sephardic jews. likes secret handshakes and binoculars. just messaged me on myspace. has recently become roommates with.....you know who. the guy. THE GUY.


yeah, so pretty much nothing's going to ever happen. but it was fun to meet them.

[fucktopgirl]

It is cool to meet new people, especially cute dude!
:D

[King PSYZ]

vh1 eh? is it Phil from viva la bam and celebrity fit club?

[Echewta]

Sounds like you hit a double.

[kll]

vh1 eh? is it Phil from viva la bam and celebrity fit club?

my first guess too... the awkward hug situation gave it away...

[g-mile7]

someone need to just break you off so good you marry them....then the story can have an ending

[ampm]

I made two new SINGLE male friends over the weekend. both of which are out of my league in a sense, but nonetheless seem to have taken akin to me.

Boy #1
very interesting, though intimidating. can be found on vh1.com. we have the same watch and pressed them together tightly. he went in for a hug the last time we parted and I said, "oh, uh, hey, wait, so you were going for a hug there?" and he said, "well, yeah", and I said, "alright, here we go, see you later". and hugged. also he rides bikes.

Boy #2
lead singer, newly single. has met the king of sweden and knows about the history of scandanavians AND sephardic jews. likes secret handshakes and binoculars. just messaged me on myspace. has recently become roommates with.....you know who. the guy. THE GUY.


yeah, so pretty much nothing's going to ever happen. but it was fun to meet them.

Go for both of them. The emotional workload is too much for one guy to handle.

[DandyFop]

Go for both of them. The emotional workload is too much for one guy to handle.

Would you just shut the fuck up already

[Qdrop]

eventually, it's gonna get to a point where Sarky just walks into random bars, clubs, and coffee shops...strips naked, lays back on a table with her legs in the air and say "so who wants it?"

[ampm]

Would you just shut the fuck up already

Now now Dandy. You'll always be my favorite basketcase.

[DipDipDive]

eventually, it's gonna get to a point where Sarky just walks into random bars, clubs, and coffee shops...strips naked, lays back on a table with her legs in the air and say "so who wants it?"

Doubt it. There's a world of difference between searching for companionship and being a whore.

[Dorothy Wood]

because we all know that talking to men leads right to that sort of behavior. nevermind that we were talking about politics, religion, the universe, history and saunas. oh, but, we also talked about euchre. which is code for "I'm a needy slut".

[Bob]

i've never played euchre with a girl i haven't had sex with

[Qdrop]

Doubt it. There's a world of difference between searching for companionship and being a whore.

okay, she'll probably keep her pants on, and just ask for attention and phone numbers from the guys who line up.
and she'll only call a small fraction of them.

[g-mile7]

Speaking of which this reminded me of a great convo. me, auton and homie of mine had about girls giving out there number (there real number at that) and then never calling you back.....shit makes no sense

[Qdrop]

Speaking of which this reminded me of a great convo. me, auton and homie of mine had about girls giving out there number (there real number at that) and then never calling you back.....shit makes no sense
it's because they just want you to walk away from them.
but they don't want to argue with you.

plus it's fun to pick on nerds.

[g-mile7]

it's because they just want you to walk away from them.
but they don't want to argue with you.

plus it's fun to pick on nerds.



it is fun to pick on nerds yes, and they don'twant you to walk away from them when they appoarch or sit next to you.

[Qdrop]

it is fun to pick on nerds yes, and they don'twant you to walk away from them when they appoarch or sit next to you.

well than i guess they're just picking on you because they think you're nerds.

[g-mile7]

well than i guess they're just picking on you because they think you're nerds.


Cute. No really. Cute. Keep talking.

[Qdrop]

Cute. No really. Cute. Keep talking.

is that how you talk to these women?
maybe that's why they give you fake phone numbers.

[g-mile7]

is that how you talk to these women?
maybe that's why they give you fake phone numbers.


Good comeback, and fake numbers I thought we adressed that already?

[Qdrop]

Good comeback, and fake numbers I thought we adressed that already?

great talking to ya...
give me a call sometime... 985-555-1234

[g-mile7]

kiss kiss:(

[Dorothy Wood]

i've never played euchre with a girl i haven't had sex with

hey, bob, you wanna play 2-handed euchre tonight? ;)

[Echewta]

I wish Sarky and Qdrop would do it already.

[g-mile7]

I wish Sarky and Qdrop would do it already.


He did leave his number on the counter

[Bob]

hey, bob, you wanna play 2-handed euchre tonight? ;)

sure...i'm used to going solo

[like2_drink]

the second i started reading the little e-squabble between Q and G, showbiz by muse started playing. it was perfect.

amp(i think)m been here long?..i was away for a few and he seems to be on everyones nerves lol what's the deal with that

[Dorothy Wood]

I wish Sarky and Qdrop would do it already.

you're sick

[DandyFop]

Qdrop and Gmiles thing is boring, at least Sarky is exciting.

[g-mile7]

Exciting for Sarky as it should be. And only her.

[Qdrop]

And only her.
haahahha!

Sarky got burned by a nerd.








gmile, ask for her number....

[DandyFop]

Exciting for Sarky as it should be. And only her.

I've read this about 8 times and I'm still not sure what it means ?

[g-mile7]

haahahha!

Sarky got burned by a nerd.








gmile, ask for her number....


this whole place is lost.

[g-mile7]

I've read this about 8 times and I'm still not sure what it means ?


Yes, my wish to be more like Nuzz and Q has come true:)

[like2_drink]

hahaha this thread is awesome

it would be sweet if you started dating the guy and just completely acted as if you never met the roommate.

be warned, my advice isn't the greatest at times

[King PSYZ]

So due to her not denying it, it's proof positive that she's into Phil Margera.

[Dorothy Wood]

hahaha this thread is awesome

it would be sweet if you started dating the guy and just completely acted as if you never met the roommate.

be warned, my advice isn't the greatest at times

yeah, no, that's not going to happen.

and yes, it's phil margera.

[Bob]

sure...i'm used to going solo

this is the best euchre joke you'll ever hear, by the way

[Dorothy Wood]

well...it would be, but the term is, "going alone".

[Bob]

well...it would be, but the term is, "going alone".

i dunno, maybe that's what you call it, but here in AMERICA i call it something else.

i don't actually play euchre much, i was doing the best i could to remember what it was called

[Yeti]

eventually, it's gonna get to a point where Sarky just walks into random bars, clubs, and coffee shops...strips naked, lays back on a table with her legs in the air and say "so who wants it?"

And???
During my single days I loved a good floozy, hussy, jade, slattern, slut, tart, tramp, wanton, wench, whore. I must say they were my cup of tea.

[beastiegirrl101]

isnt Hockey another name for Euchre? Or is that an entierly different game?

[Dorothy Wood]

hockey? as a card game? I've never heard of that.

[like2_drink]

so fill me in, dorothy = new sarky?

[fucktopgirl]

^Nice work sherlock holmes!

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm dorothy.

[like2_drink]

^Nice work sherlock holmes!

and good zinger you fucked up girl;)

[Kid Presentable]

Qdrop and Gmiles thing is boring, at least Sarky is exciting.
Jesus that's twisted.

[Auton]

Speaking of which this reminded me of a great convo. me, auton and homie of mine had about girls giving out there number (there real number at that) and then never calling you back.....shit makes no sense

damn it don't bring me into this. it makes perfect sense. what, so you're going answer the phone for every creepy guy you give your phone number to? every one of my female friends have done this "trick" and i dont blame them at all. i never ask complete strangers for their numbers anyway.

[skra75]

eventually, it's gonna get to a point where Sarky just walks into random bars, clubs, and coffee shops...strips naked, lays back on a table with her legs in the air and say "so who wants it?"

instant classic