I can't think of anything clever to say back to a person

[Dorothy Wood]

tell me some clever things you've said.

[HOTWIFE]

Well it really depends on what situation you're talking about. One time a little old lady in my office came up to me and said, "dear, I just wanted to tell you you've put on a little weight." So I said, "thanks, I was the first to know". Ok that wasn't really 'clever' but I thought it was funny.

[Dorothy Wood]

hmm, well, it has to do with watching fish get undressed with binoculars.

[Lex Diamonds]

"I know you are but what am I?"

or,

Stick your fingers in your ears and go "LALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING LALALALALA"

[cosmo105]

once when a guy called me a dyke in high school because i cut my hair really short i walked by and conked him in the head with a soda bottle.

it wasn't really SAYING anything, but it was perfect.

[Dorothy Wood]

gahhh! all I can think of is "fish are sluts". that might work.

[Dorothy Wood]

okay, thanks for the help everyone. h8 u.

I said something about sluts and spaghetti.

[King PSYZ]

here's one

...I've killed for less*glare menacingly*

[g-mile7]

yo momma' _________________________

[Lex Diamonds]

Yo momma so fat, she gotta wear two watches........ one for each time zone!!

[Ally Al]

ya momma's so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and missed

[HOTWIFE]

alright well if we're doing yo momma jokes then...

yo momma's so old she owes Moses a dolla

[ma belle]

eat shit and die!

[g-mile7]

Yo Momma so gutta right, she got cheated on by her boyfriend(yo cousin) right, and you know yo momma crazy and shit so she was cookin and shit and you know yo mom be rocking that 1986 Gerri Curl with that extra Gerri Curl juice and shit, so she took that shit right, squeezed her hair and shit, got some scretions and shit poured it into yo cousin steak suace, and just slabbed that shit all over the steak, watching and smiling. Yo cousin was like "mmmm this shit hitten" and she was like "yea bitch thats cuz thats som SLO FOOD"



:eek:

[Ally Al]

she's got the wings and teeth of an african bat, her middle name is mudbone and on top of all that........

[Dorothy Wood]

I keep thinking the title says, "I can't think of anything clever to say to a black person".

:/

and I wasn't really looking for insults. just something that would be funny.

[Pres Zount]

You give me someyhing someone says, and I guarantee you I can make a funny comeback!

Guaranteed!

[Ace42X]

http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050320.html

[jlees_mcsd]

I don't know Dorothy, I'm thinking you know all about comebacks ;) If ya catch my drift ;) ;) LOL

[zorra_chiflada]

You give me someyhing someone says, and I guarantee you I can make a funny comeback!

Guaranteed!

what, like "that was YOU looking it a mirror!" *smug smile*

[jackrock]

It's not a burn, but i lol'd for a while at my lame retort.

I sighed and told my brother i had a math test the next day, he askes What unit? I reply "G"

[zorra_chiflada]

lol

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Something clever is a lot harder then something insulting.. It depends on the situation, like if you gave me an example I could probabley give you an example of what I would say.. but.. thats a toughie.

[jackrock]

I saw this one on tv... (It jas to be at night, and you have to be outside though).

"Please tell your mom I like her black sweater" then look up at the night sky. Of course there is several variations you can use on this one.

[tracky]

your mother

[tracky]

that's what she said

[QueenAdrock]

The Jerk Store called, they're running outta YOU!

[zorra_chiflada]

lol

[HEIRESS]

my staples are "Ill show you my *insert last thing other person said here*!!!!"

ex.
"hey dude, pass me that red folder over there"
"ILL SHOW YOU MY RED FOLDER!!!!"

and "thats what she said OHHHHhhhhhh" after whatever lame ass thing the other person just said to you

ex.
"why is this so goddamn boring"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID OHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh"

70% of the time it makes no sense but ah well it makes me happy

[QueenAdrock]

Oh shit, Airesse! My mom does the same thing, yo!

BEST THING EVER:
"Mom, my car's acting up on me because it's a piece of shit."
"I'll give YOU a car! ...wait, no."

[HEIRESS]

obviously she is the raddest woman with a previously used womb everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr then

[mikizee]

i always add 'yeah.. like a fox!!!' on the end.

example:

other person: you're an idiot!!!

me: yeah... an idiot.. like a fox!!

[alexandra]

Yo momma so fat, she gotta wear two watches........ one for each time zone!!
hahahhahhha oh shit
ya momma's so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and missed
that's mighty impressive, not stupid.

[Bob]

just say "you're a ______".

two of my friends were drunk and talking, one was cooking on a grill, and doing something with a brush, and he was trying to think of what the brush was called. so my friend goes

"hey, i think that's a brush"

"you're a brush!"

or

"dude you can't cook that, that's plastic"

"you're plastic!"

well maybe you had to be there....and drunk

[Ally Al]

that's mighty impressive, not stupid

how is throwing a rock at the floor and missing impressive ?

[Bob]

how is throwing a rock at the floor and missing impressive ?

it's a miracle is what it is

[alexandra]

yeah, the rock must start flying or something.

don't tell me that wouldn't impress you. ;)

[Qdrop]

just say "you're a ______".

two of my friends were drunk and talking, one was cooking on a grill, and doing something with a brush, and he was trying to think of what the brush was called. so my friend goes

"hey, i think that's a brush"

"you're a brush!"

or

"dude you can't cook that, that's plastic"

"you're plastic!"

well maybe you had to be there....and drunk

god, i do that ALL the time.
me and jenny both.

it's become second nature .

[BangkokB]

I had my "jerk store" moment some weeks back while I was trying to get tickets at the cinema. I was buy myself buying tickets for Mint and Me. As usual, I asked questions and presented a case. The white devil farang behind me asked me if I was an American while he was patting his twink asain boy toys ass. Of course I said Yes, I am. The lady came back and I asked her some more questions and then she left again. Just for simple conversation I asked the white devil farang where was he from and then I was told "I will gladly tell you that I am NOT an American~and that is all you need to know"

That blew my high. I said nothing but had a thousand thoughts running through my head of what I'd say when I'd see him and his twink at the 9 o'clock showing. Him and his boyfriend didn't show up:mad:

I spoke to my dad later and told him the scenerio~ and he's quick on his feet. He told me I should have said "Well I'm glad you're not American either" Golden. Not that there's anything wrong with that

[Ally Al]

yeah, the rock must start flying or something.

don't tell me that wouldn't impress you. ;)

true, but that wouldn't make for a very funny ya momma now would it ? ;)

[Bob]

god, i do that ALL the time.
me and jenny both.

it's become second nature .

you're second nature

[Dorothy Wood]

please, I've been saying, "your mom" and "you're a ____!" for like 5 years.

and again, I wasn't really trying to insult the person, I was just trying to think of something funny to say back because he said he was going fishing next week and he's going to spy on fish undressing with binoculars. and that made me lol, so I wanted to say something back to make him lol. sheesh!


GOOD DAY TO YOU!

[zorra_chiflada]

yes, me and joe do the you're a ______
it's so fucking silly sometimes
like when we're watching telly and there's an ad on "finest furniture and bedding..."
"you're furniture and bedding" *smug smile*

[Pres Zount]

I had my "jerk store" moment some weeks back while I was trying to get tickets at the cinema. I was buy myself buying tickets for Mint and Me. As usual, I asked questions and presented a case. The white devil farang behind me asked me if I was an American while he was patting his twink asain boy toys ass. Of course I said Yes, I am. The lady came back and I asked her some more questions and then she left again. Just for simple conversation I asked the white devil farang where was he from and then I was told "I will gladly tell you that I am NOT an American~and that is all you need to know"

That blew my high. I said nothing but had a thousand thoughts running through my head of what I'd say when I'd see him and his twink at the 9 o'clock showing. Him and his boyfriend didn't show up:mad:

I spoke to my dad later and told him the scenerio~ and he's quick on his feet. He told me I should have said "Well I'm glad you're not American either" Golden. Not that there's anything wrong with that

what the fuck are you even talking about?

[jackrock]

"Oh yeah? well i had sex with your (boy/girlfriend, wife, husband)"