let's weird Al a song...

[dirtydan11]

I'll start, ahem:

You wake up late for church man you dont want to go!
but its your wedding day and she didnt say no!

[Lex Diamonds]

Man, living on the street is such a drag
But the wind blew away your best sleeping bag

BUSTED!

[marshall10]

You've gotta fight,
For your right,
To................

[Pootytang]

...be forty.

[Next of Kin]

Your pop caught you wanking and he said, No way
That hypocrite wanks six times a day

[Pootytang]

Now here's a little story I've got to tell
About three bad butchers - you know so well
It started way back in history
With laver, Paul B and me Pooty T.
Been had a little Donkey named Julio Chavez
Just me and my Donkey and a pack of Pez
Riding across the Hills kickin up smoke
Sheriff's posse on my tail cause he wants a toke
One lonely Butcher I be
All by myself without nobody
The sun is beating down on my White Clothe hat
The joint is gettin' hot the chronic is getting flat
Lookin' for a Bong this dude only had a pipe
His name was Paulb, this is all he had so I won't gripe.

[M.C. Guevera]

Hey, that was pretty good!

[camo]

Your pop caught you wanking and he said, No way
That hypocrite wanks six times a day

(carry on)

Man, living at home dressed in drag
So glad we didn't call the album 'don't be a fag!'

Bust it!

[Thundercracker]

Now here's a little story I've got to tell
About three bad butchers - you know so well
It started way back in history
With laver, Paul B and me Pooty T.
Been had a little Donkey named Julio Chavez
Just me and my Donkey and a pack of Pez
Riding across the Hills kickin up smoke
Sheriff's posse on my tail cause he wants a toke
One lonely Butcher I be
All by myself without nobody
The sun is beating down on my White Clothe hat
The joint is gettin' hot the chronic is getting flat
Lookin' for a Bong this dude only had a pipe
His name was Paulb, this is all he had so I won't gripe.
he told a boring story, he was lame like butters stotch
he was so annoying so i kicked him in the crotch

[dirtydan11]

Well now my name is Hitchcock i got a story to tell,
and when i write a book i write the book well

[Pootytang]

he told a boring story, he was lame like butters stotch
he was so annoying so i kicked him in the crotch


The bud was in my hand, it was ready to be rolled
He was ready to get high, his weed was dry and full of mold
He said, Can I get high
I said, I won't ablige
Had a chance to puff
He called me on my bluff
Quick on the puff puff pass, I thought I was dead
He put the joint to my head and blew me a shotgun instead

[IDIOTSVILLE]

The bud was in my hand, it was ready to be rolled
He was ready to get high, his weed was dry and full of mold
He said, Can I get high
I said, I won't ablige
Had a chance to puff
He called me on my bluff
Quick on the puff puff pass, I thought I was dead
He put the joint to my head and blew me a shotgun instead
Now my name IDIOT Vee, I got license to chill
I once had a had a headache, so i took a pill.
Now what do we have here a twat being queer
We all just wish he'd jump off a pier

[Pootytang]

Now my name IDIOT Vee, I got license to chill
I once had a had a headache, so i took a pill.
Now what do we have here a twat being queer
We all just wish he'd jump off a pier
:rolleyes:

[kleptomaniac]

i'm not feeling very creative right now, so to stall i'll just post this baby :cool: :



"Pass the Joint"

if you buy what I'm dealing then it's some grade A weed
and when we smoke mad joints, well thats cool indeed
what's blowing through my mind comes through in my stagger
true feelings are shown from the way that i swagger
cuz this is me, y'all
i smoke weed y'all
my name's MCA and i still deal what i please
and now i'd like to introduce (what's up?)
i pass the joint to d and it will give him a boost
My name is d y'all, and i dont play. i blaze up in the morning, and i'm high all day
(so what you sayin)
lets get stoned tonight
load up the bong and pass to the right
well on and on and on and on
i can't stop y'all till the crack is gone...
so get rock y'all tick tock y'all
i'm runnin low y'all so let's make a house call

i give thanks for inspiration
marijuana helps me along the way
cops think i'm a dealer
they wanna catch me
but i'll pull a MacGyver and get away

Well everybody stopped smokin cos it's illegal
they actin like they're some kinda seagal
so this is what I gots ta say to you all
stay true to your weed and go to the mall
and now I'ma pass the joint to MCA
start smokin that weed and you'll hear what he's got to say.
We roll all day and smoke all night,
Hey, Adrock, pass me a light
Gonna spark this blunt and smoke till I drop
but have to hide the smell, here comes a cop.

so put your worries on hold, get out your papers and
start to roll
and now i'd like to pass the joint to my brother adrock
come on and give me a light.

i pass left y'all, my weed's fresh y'all
i'm always high, never the less y'all
and thats right y'all, my eyes bright y'all
i got my weed and thats alright y'all

so whatcha gonna smoke that i aint had already?
i'm real high, so i rock unsteady
but time flies when you're on the run
so, mike d (that's me!) c'mon, keep it real, son

M-I-K-E to the D
you come and see me when you're craving weed
deal what i have so professionally
one look and you know you'll always remember me

now adrock and mca
let's rock this joint the old school way

i'm so gone, the high lasts so long
harvesting my weed like i'm mowin' a lawn
i go off, like i've got a real craving
think we'll ever stop eating?
one of these days D

But i can get down when the dope gives out
when in your mind, i'll always be around
so for now, i'd like to ask you how
it feels to have me in control of you now!

[Adrobin]

"Pass the Joint"

if you buy what I'm dealing then it's some grade A weed
and when we smoke mad joints, well thats cool indeed
what's blowing through my mind comes through in my stagger
true feelings are shown from the way that i swagger
cuz this is me, y'all
i smoke weed y'all
my name's MCA and i still deal what i please
and now i'd like to introduce (what's up?)
i pass the joint to d and it will give him a boost
My name is d y'all, and i dont play. i blaze up in the morning, and i'm high all day
(so what you sayin)
lets get stoned tonight
load up the bong and pass to the right
well on and on and on and on
i can't stop y'all till the crack is gone...
so get rock y'all tick tock y'all
i'm runnin low y'all so let's make a house call

i give thanks for inspiration
marijuana helps me along the way
cops think i'm a dealer
they wanna catch me
but i'll pull a MacGyver and get away

Well everybody stopped smokin cos it's illegal
they actin like they're some kinda seagal
so this is what I gots ta say to you all
stay true to your weed and go to the mall
and now I'ma pass the joint to MCA
start smokin that weed and you'll hear what he's got to say.
We roll all day and smoke all night,
Hey, Adrock, pass me a light
Gonna spark this blunt and smoke till I drop
but have to hide the smell, here comes a cop.

so put your worries on hold, get out your papers and
start to roll
and now i'd like to pass the joint to my brother adrock
come on and give me a light.

i pass left y'all, my weed's fresh y'all
i'm always high, never the less y'all
and thats right y'all, my eyes bright y'all
i got my weed and thats alright y'all

so whatcha gonna smoke that i aint had already?
i'm real high, so i rock unsteady
but time flies when you're on the run
so, mike d (that's me!) c'mon, keep it real, son

M-I-K-E to the D
you come and see me when you're craving weed
deal what i have so professionally
one look and you know you'll always remember me

now adrock and mca
let's rock this joint the old school way

i'm so gone, the high lasts so long
harvesting my weed like i'm mowin' a lawn
i go off, like i've got a real craving
think we'll ever stop eating?
one of these days D

But i can get down when the dope gives out
when in your mind, i'll always be around
so for now, i'd like to ask you how
it feels to have me in control of you now!

I remember when we wrote that shit. I was looking for the thread the other day but I couldn't find it. That was a good song we "re-wrote" I must say.

[Adrobin]

Now my name IDIOT Vee, I got license to chill
I once had a had a headache, so i took a pill.
Now what do we have here a twat being queer
We all just wish he'd jump off a pier

We stepped into the wind I had a joint he had a grin,
you think this story's over but it's ready to begin.
Now i got the gun you got the blue*,
you got two choices of what you can do
its not a tough decision as you can see
i can blow you away or you can smoke with me


i tried
*blue= blueberry

[kleptomaniac]

I remember when we wrote that shit. I was looking for the thread the other day but I couldn't find it. That was a good song we "re-wrote" I must say.

another great thread never to be seen again :/


so how about a pass the joint video? :cool:

[Adrobin]

I'm in.:)

[Lex Diamonds]

Pulled out the baggy, mixed it in the skin
He yelled "Spark it up!", and breathed right in

[canucklehead200]

i just noticed on my Weird Al album "Running with scissors" that the great one sang a piece of Intergalactic on his Polka song on that album entitled "Polka Power" (y)

[BroomHead]

L's went up and butts hit the floor
he blazed 2 sacs from the corner store