someone talk to me immediately!!

[zorra_chiflada]

!!

[MagicCowboy]

Nah. Busy.

[zorra_chiflada]

:(

[MagicCowboy]

:p

[Yeti]

Ok Zorra, what is happening? I am in moving Hell right now.

[zorra_chiflada]

oh fuck man. fuck.

[abcdefz]

God. This guy on the bus asked me if I knew how long it took BART to get to Oakland, then started in on how he's a vet and his wife is psychotic with seven personalities and they've been evicted from nine homes and she goes on the street and finds guys with bags of crack and goes home with them and teases them until the crack's all gone and she won't leave the house and she has three of his veteran's checks and won't cash them and she's thirty-two but swear to God looks nineteen and she's got these great breasts and body and long black hair down to here and he loves her so much he gets goosebumps when she touches him and excuse me sir, but I'm going to read my paper now oh sorry I just never get to talk at home unless I tie her up and gag her that's okay this is my morning time, so I'm just going to read now I'm sorry what do you do documentation I don't know what that is sir, I'm going to read my paper sorry I'm sorry I just don't get to talk at home (silence) sorry (silence).

[Yeti]

The bus? Who are you? Ratso Rizzo?

[abcdefz]

I was on my way to the Million Honkey March. :(

[Keith Richards]

i got on the bus today (a big, fuck-off double decker london bus)... only to find that my ex-yoga teacher was driving it.

one of the most surreal (and hilarious) experiences of my life.

[abcdefz]

i got on the bus today (a big, fuck-off double decker london bus)... only to find that my ex-yoga teacher was driving it.

one of the most surreal (and hilarious) experiences of my life.



What is "ex-yoga"? Is that like "extreme yoga"?


Sounds painful.

[Yeti]

This seems like a random thread although Zorra is not doing much talking. She seems to be just saying---oh fuck man. fuck.

I went to my 1st child birth class last night. They showed an uncut (non edited) child brirth and the placenta being removed. That baby sure seems big and alienlike poking his head out of the birth canal (vagina for you single guys). You women have it tough. I like my penis alot more right now.
When they pulled out the placenta I was horrified yet drawn to the TV screen Crazy stuff I tell you.

[Keith Richards]

What is "ex-yoga"? Is that like "extreme yoga"?


Sounds painful.
haha, no she just used to be my yoga teacher and i haven't seen her in a while.

turns out she's driving buses while not teaching yoga. shame i couldn't stop and have a chat with her!

[Lyman Zerga]

i know whats going on
and seems like turd is a better girlfriend than me, bitch!

[Bob]

is it still immediately?