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DipDipDive
07-08-2006, 01:53 PM
I just had a little accident in the car. :o

P of R
07-08-2006, 01:54 PM
Ass rack?

DipDipDive
07-08-2006, 01:58 PM
Ass rack?

hahaha

woops.

I'm a fucking mess today.

:(

HOTWIFE
07-08-2006, 02:22 PM
One time i was driving on the highway and i went to throw my cigarette out the window and the damn thing flew back in and went right down my back and when i felt the burn i leaned forward and the it went down my ass crack. I've since quit.

like2_drink
07-08-2006, 03:02 PM
^ best " stop smoking story " ever(y) :D

cosmo105
07-08-2006, 03:19 PM
once we went to spend a day playing around in the mountains and it must have been ladybug mating season because they were all over the place covering the rocks and shit. one flew around me and crawled on my arm but i didn't see where it went and then we left. when we got out of the car, i felt something tickling my back...and i ran inside and realized it had hitched a ride home in the top of my crack.

jackrock
07-08-2006, 03:23 PM
once we went to spend a day playing around in the mountains and it must have been ladybug mating season because they were all over the place covering the rocks and shit. one flew around me and crawled on my arm but i didn't see where it went and then we left. when we got out of the car, i felt something tickling my back...and i ran inside and realized it had hitched a ride home in the top of my crack.
I was walking through the playground one day, it was windy, and i couldn't see a whole lot. Anyway the next thing i knew i have a lady bug on my lip. then the next next thing i knew i just ate a lady bug. Tasted like leaves.

Chicka B
07-08-2006, 03:27 PM
Like a boob rack, but it's your ass crack cleavage you know. Hahaha...:confused:

Keith Richards
07-08-2006, 03:52 PM
i hope you'll be drinking coke from now on...

QueenAdrock
07-08-2006, 04:41 PM
My parents' new town is the hometown of Pepsi-Cola. It was originally marketed as "Brad's Drink".

We went to the original location where the first one was sold, and they said they had regular and diet. No caffeine free. WTF, mate? (n)

like2_drink
07-08-2006, 05:28 PM
i actually prefer diet coke over pepsi and coke..

vanilla coke over everything of course

drizl
07-08-2006, 09:00 PM
sticky crack wack back smokin rope dope joint

mikizee
07-08-2006, 09:40 PM
johnnie walker and vanilla coke are a match made in heaven.

drizl
07-09-2006, 07:17 AM
mr walker deserves to stand on his own

beastieangel01
07-09-2006, 09:52 AM
I eat/drink water far too often while in the car. Things usually spill and end up either in the ass crack, between the legs, or down my shirt. You'd think I learn, but no.

DipDipDive
07-09-2006, 09:56 AM
I just remembered that in high school, I spilled a Big Gulp sized orange slushie on my lap while driving to a friend's house in the dead of the Chicago winter.

I think I'm in the very early stages of Parkinsons disease or something because my brain stops working sometimes and I just drop shit for no reason.

DustSucker
07-09-2006, 10:03 AM
I've only started driving lessons, but i've had some great times in the car of a friend of mine coming back from concerts. drinking beer and smoking weed on the highway, doing fronttucks over the passengerseat, pushing your drunken ass rack against a window while passing some old folks :D
those were the days :rolleyes:

DipDipDive
07-09-2006, 10:05 AM
I've only started driving lessons, but i've had some great times in the car of a friend of mine coming back from concerts. drinking beer and smoking weed on the highway, doing fronttucks over the passengerseat, pushing your drunken ass rack against a window while passing some old folks :D
those were the days :rolleyes:

DUDE DRUNK DRIVING IS SUCH A FUN TIME! :D :D :D

DustSucker
07-09-2006, 10:07 AM
^You know what i'm talking about ;)(y)

DipDipDive
07-09-2006, 10:08 AM
Jesus christ. :rolleyes:

drizl
07-09-2006, 05:01 PM
female ass cracks are so cute

hardnox71
07-10-2006, 05:30 PM
I've only started driving lessons, but i've had some great times in the car of a friend of mine coming back from concerts. drinking beer and smoking weed on the highway, doing fronttucks over the passengerseat, pushing your drunken ass rack against a window while passing some old folks :D
those were the days :rolleyes:
Those were the days? You said you just started driving lessons. When was this drunk driving fiesta, like, a week ago? What are you, 'bout sixteen?:rolleyes:

DustSucker
07-11-2006, 02:12 AM
Those were the days? You said you just started driving lessons. When was this drunk driving fiesta, like, a week ago? What are you, 'bout sixteen?:rolleyes:
Go fuck yourself.