Biking...

[jackrock]

Yesterday i almost hit a cat.
Today i was 3 cm's close to hitting a squirrel (almost popped a tire braking).
I was pelted in the chest which what I figure was a small stone, or a large bug (I think large bug).
Got severaly bugs in my eye.
And finally, bumped into the back of my truck. Parked truck. I think i may have done damage to my brake squeezer, damn you truck.

I enjoy biking alone, where no one else is, I use it to get pretty well wherever my destination is. I go on an hour long bike ride first thing in the day. Along the way is an amazing view, which I'll have to post pics of. And i go for another half-hour round the end of the day.

[TurdBerglar]

brake squeezer?


PAHAHAHAHA

[ScarySquirrel]

I enjoy stationary biking. Usually while listening to my iPod and watching TLC... without the sound, of course.

You never really have to worry about running over stuff when your bike isn't going anywhere. It's like a built in perk I never thought about!

[jackrock]

lol i know i know, turd, i was laughing as i typed it.

[zorra_chiflada]

turd's such a fuckin bike snob.
anyway, yes, i haven't done it in ages. in fact, my bike is still at my parents house, just sitting there. poor pauline :(

[kaiser soze]

I almost went over a 20 foot drop into Lake Champlain a couple weekend ago

the soil was quite soft and didn't hold well, winter jacked those trials up!

[CrankItUp!]

Bicycles ???

I've handled more than a rockstar has groupies over the last 20 years of my life....and perhaps even better. :cool:

[jackrock]

Turdelurberger, what kind of bike(s) do you have?

[TurdBerglar]

Trek Fuel


and an old Giant

[jackrock]

ooh trek

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't like it when people have fancy expensive bikes with all the trimmings and they don't go fast. they're all "oh, she's only a girl and she's got an old schwinn and she's wearing flip flops, I'll just go ahead of her when the light changes". and I say, "you better bring the speed, bitch". and then they get ahead of me because I have my bike set at the highest gear and I keep it there, so I'm a little slow to start, but then I'm all, "ZOOM ZOOM, ON YOUR LEFT, DICK FUCK!" and we play this game for awhile until I blast past hard and pump through a yellow light to lose them and say, "god damn fuckin right, I rule this road!"

fucking pussies.

[jackrock]

"ZOOM ZOOM, ON YOUR LEFT, DICK FUCK!"

hahah

[fucktopgirl]

I don't like it when people have fancy expensive bikes with all the trimmings and they don't go fast. they're all "oh, she's only a girl and she's got an old schwinn and she's wearing flip flops, I'll just go ahead of her when the light changes". and I say, "you better bring the speed, bitch". and then they get ahead of me because I have my bike set at the highest gear and I keep it there, so I'm a little slow to start, but then I'm all, "ZOOM ZOOM, ON YOUR LEFT, DICK FUCK!" and we play this game for awhile until I blast past hard and pump through a yellow light to lose them and say, "god damn fuckin right, I rule this road!"

fucking pussies.

fucking right, some people dont know how to ride their bike! fucking gramma riding their bike while being induce with senility! I passed them like speedy gonsalez would!

[kaiser soze]

I don't like it when people have fancy expensive bikes with all the trimmings and they don't go fast. they're all "oh, she's only a girl and she's got an old schwinn and she's wearing flip flops, I'll just go ahead of her when the light changes". and I say, "you better bring the speed, bitch". and then they get ahead of me because I have my bike set at the highest gear and I keep it there, so I'm a little slow to start, but then I'm all, "ZOOM ZOOM, ON YOUR LEFT, DICK FUCK!" and we play this game for awhile until I blast past hard and pump through a yellow light to lose them and say, "god damn fuckin right, I rule this road!"

fucking pussies.

by any chance do you wear a skirt while you ride?

that would be x-treme

[Dorothy Wood]

only sometimes, I ruined a good skirt that way, getting it stuck in the chain. :(

[fucktopgirl]

only sometimes, I ruined a good skirt that way, getting it stuck in the chain. :(


mostly pant for me, you wear long skirt then?

[Dorothy Wood]

not so long, just voluminous. I tried to tuck it up, but some got loose.

[fucktopgirl]

to tuck it up where?

[Dorothy Wood]

under me bum

[fucktopgirl]

i though so!:D

[CrankItUp!]

I just rode 35 miles on my road bike before work yesterday and felt really good even afterwards.