breasts

[drizl]

breasts are one of my most favorite things in the world. i love a nicely shaped pair of boobs. they dont have to be big, or small, or "medium", they just have to be nice. nice soft skin, cute nipples and that beautiful breast shape.

[TAL]

Like a bag of sand?

[yeahwho]

Steve Martin said if he had a nice pair of breasts he'd never leave home, just stay in and play with them all day.

I think thats why dudes have no breasts.

Steve Martin is a genius.

Genius w/o boobs.

boobless.

:p

[drizl]

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[B4BY 4NN]

Like a bag of sand?

ARGH!

You're all doing this on purpose.

[drizl]

i want to say a few more things about boobs:

fake tits are disgusting

[drizl]

and giant boobs are scarey sometimes

[drizl]

goodnight

[jlees_mcsd]

Boobs are nice before children, after that they are gross pockets of fat that hang lifelessly unless your on all fours and then they look pretty cool again. Instead of fake tits I would just like to have mine lifted a little. I had this theory once that drs. could take fat from my ass and stomache and inject it into my breasts. Whatever I hate tits.

[Justin]

You know i really dont know if i like breasts, but i do like the noises females make when you play with them.

[QueenAdrock]

I've started to really like mine recently because my skin's become pretty soft to the touch. (y)

[Lyman Zerga]

im always staying home cause i have boobs!


though my breasts look like i already got 10 kids
fucking nasty (n)


else than mine i really enjoy looking at boobs

[ms.peachy]

Now that I'm breastfeeding, I'm realising a whole new relationship with my breasts and it's pretty cool. There really is nothing like the feeling of happiness when I'm sitting there looking down at that little face peeking back up at me, and I can feel the flow from me to her. And of course, watching as she grows and develops and knowing that that is all down to that connection. So I just have a whole other type of respect for my breasts and what they can do, and although I'd still prefer they were smaller, I'm diggin' em.

[b i o n i c]

hooray for tits! the bigger the better

[zorra_chiflada]

meh, not that big a deal

your mother has breasts. think about them. THINK ABOUT YOUR MOTHER'S BREASTS!

haha, you're thinking of them.

[b i o n i c]

no zorra no!! i was never breast fed - i wonder if this has anything to do with my love of big boobies.

[zorra_chiflada]

YOUR MOTHER'S BREASTS

[b i o n i c]

YOUR FATHER'S PENIS!!

[zorra_chiflada]

oh you are so fucking dead :mad: :(

[b i o n i c]

whassamatter? all this talk about my moms tits is making me hot… doesn’t the thought of yer dads balls do that for ya?

[zorra_chiflada]

AAAAANNYWAY...
is there gonna be illustrations to this thread?

[kaiser soze]

(o)(o)

the best I could do :)

[b i o n i c]

oh shyeah, whatever zorra! like you didnt bring up my moms tits.


here's an illustration

8===========D - - - - - - - - - - spooge

[beastieangel01]

YOUR MOTHER'S BREASTS

and although this isn't a thread about this part of anatomy, we must not forget, she also has a VAGINA!

[abcdefz]

Breasts (http://www.fangoria.com/graphics/articles/5471_article.jpg) (y)

[monkey]

i like mine a lot. ive been known to play with them just cause it's fun. (and it happens to turn on the bf. whoops!)

[abcdefz]

One of my brothers used to say "more than a mouthful is a waste," which I don't think is entirely true.

"They're needed, Birdy -- they're necessary!"

[Bob]

yeah they're pretty cool i guess

[TurdBerglar]

it's really fuckn' weird with norcen talking about tits

[Bob]

it's really fuckn' weird with norcen talking about tits

i know, i was thinking the same thing

[drizl]

im delighted at the love for boobies that we all share. we should all get together and compare.

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah. lets. i know that i sure want to.

[Bob]

zorra's not invited

[zorra_chiflada]

WELL WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE FUCKIN RIGHT.

[Bob]

WELL WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE FUCKIN RIGHT.

you'll be missing out. phallocentricon '06 is going to be the social event of the millenium. that's right, i'm calling it that early.

[TurdBerglar]

bob always drobs a big word every 20th post

[Bob]

bob always drobs a big word every 20th post

i like to do that in drinking games too. like if we're playing that game where you pull a card and you have to form a sentence, word by word, i like to drop a "phosphorescently" in there, even if it doesn't fit

[monkey]

funny story: in 9th gr my friend learned a new word - cunnilingus. she didnt know what it meant, so she decided to use it as much as possible. so everywhere she went, cunnilingus this, cunnilingus that, while we're having lunch. after a good 5 minutes of just laughing at her, i decide to tell her what it means.
she laughs. then blushes because she told our track coach that she really enjoys cunnilingus. she meant the word.

i recently told her fiance this story. he shot alcohol out his nose.

[abcdefz]

"You know what word I'm not comfortable with? 'Nuance.' I mean, it's not a real word like -- like 'gesture.' At least you know where you stand with 'gesture.' But 'nuance'? I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong."

[zorra_chiflada]

ass just happens to be in fashion at the moment. it won't last. especially big asses. that'll wear off.

[beastiegirrl101]

Boobs are nice before children, after that they are gross pockets of fat that hang lifelessly unless your on all fours and then they look pretty cool again. Instead of fake tits I would just like to have mine lifted a little. I had this theory once that drs. could take fat from my ass and stomache and inject it into my breasts. Whatever I hate tits.

so how do you really feel about being a woman?


small boobs are in!

[enree erzweglle]

I didn't notice any changes in my breasts after my kid was born. Weird. Childbirth must affect different women in different ways. Amazing concept. (lb) :)

[Dorothy Wood]

my friend said the other day, "flat boobs are just as hot as boobs you see when the girl is standing up, because flat boobs mean there's a girl laying down, and she's naked and you're probably gonna get to have sex".

ha ha :)

[Lyman Zerga]

hail to flat boobs!

when i sit my breasts almost reach my belly button
woohoo?

[abcdefz]

hail to flat boobs!





The first flat boobs I ever saw was over at a friend's house: I had spent the night, got up in the morning, and his parents' bedroom door was open.

Holy crap. I was in fifth grade and had lusted after her anyway, but seeing her in all her glory freaked me out and I sneaked out and went home. :o

[Lyman Zerga]

The first flat boobs I ever saw was over at a friend's house: I had spent the night, got up in the morning, and his parents' bedroom door was open.

Holy crap. I was in fifth grade and had lusted after her anyway, but seeing her in all her glory freaked me out and I sneaked out and went home. :o


and that didnt turn you gay?

i respect you even more now

[QueenAdrock]

I like my flat boobs better than regular boobs. But I guess that's also because I'm expecting ass at the time, so I'm biased.

[abcdefz]

and that didnt turn you gay?

i respect you even more now




No, no -- she looked really hot. I got turned on and thought I'd get in trouble with her husband or something, and I freaked out.

[CrankItUp!]

hail to flat boobs!

when i sit my breasts almost reach my belly button
woohoo?

Go do some nude jumping jacks ! :)

[Lyman Zerga]

Go do some nude jumping jacks ! :)

that would really hurt :(

[CrankItUp!]

that would really hurt :(

Just wear a helmet ! (y)

[QueenAdrock]

that would really hurt :(

Yeah dude. Bad idea. Helmet or not.

[g-mile7]

Ima ass man myself'

[Lyman Zerga]

im good enough to love boobs AND ass the same

[CrankItUp!]

assket ball (y)

[hardnox71]

I will take small and real over large and fake any day of the week. Plastic is not sexy.(n)

[kaiser soze]

it's really fuckn' weird with norcen talking about tits

yeah, I remember when he used to talk about jesus

[drizl]

i love asses too...i love tummies and legs and necks and eyes....shit. i just love women.