homecoming queen!

[zorra_chiflada]

if this board had a homecoming queen/prom queen, who would it be?

[monkey]

you! of course! and echewta would be your king.

[zorra_chiflada]

haha
no like seriously. THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER

[monkey]

i was serious :o i think zorra and echewta should dance in front of evryone looking at them admiringly. then zorra will break away from echewta as she realizes her true love is, and always will be, pres zount, and she leaves the crown and the glory to go dance with him.

at which point skye will jump up to take your crown cause she wants to be the princess.

[zorra_chiflada]

i was thinking heiress or ba01

[monkey]

theyre pretty, yes. but theyre more like the girls that all the guys wanted but never could have. theyre like... hot teachers.

[zorra_chiflada]

maybe miss soul fire?

[monkey]

she's the sexy exchange student.

omg i watch too many teen flicks:(

[zorra_chiflada]

okok
you need to work with me here!

cosmo is the cool alternative chick who's really smart and is a vegan
dandy is the girl that makes arty films

work with this!

[monkey]

cosmo is the girl that gets into harvard but decides to go to africa to help the children.

dandy is artsy film student, fo' sure.

ddd is the hot jock who can beat everyone at sports but still looks like a model after she lets her hair loose from her ponytail.

skye is the drama club's leading actress

im the dork

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm the girl with the bad eye makeup and hair in a ripped flannel shirt smoking a cigarette out the back in the car park

[monkey]

the rebel. oooooooo

lindsey is the girl everyone loves. she's the one who smiles at everyone and always does her homework, even when she's drunk.

[zorra_chiflada]

COME ON OTHER PEOPLE ADD YOURS. christ almighty. fuckin toddlers.

[TurdBerglar]

norcen is part of that group who think they are wizards/sourcerers

[zorra_chiflada]

norcen is part of that group who think they are wizards/sourcerers

oh the D&D clan? they were cool, in a cool to laugh at kinda way.

[Lyman Zerga]

do me!

im tired of doing myself

[zorra_chiflada]

randee is the mothering one that clutches everyone to her bosom when there are problems about.

[Lyman Zerga]

:)

[na§tee]

§ left school early cos she got an unconditional offer to go to university, bitchez!

[Bob]

i'd be that guy who's kind of a secondary character, and there's a b-story where he's trying to get laid, and you sort of feel sorry for him, and then at the end it looks like it's almost about to happen but at the last second it doesn't and it's hilarious because nobody cares about the feelings of the character of the b-story

[monkey]

§ left school early cos she got an unconditional offer to go to university, bitchez!

congrats :)

[na§tee]

congrats :)
well. accctuaallyyy...
in real life i did get an unconditional offer to go to university, but i figured 'hey - let's be lazy and, uh, not drop out of school to get a job and save money before i go. let's just stay in school and chill! no pressure, dude!'
so. i did. haha. lazy cunt.
got the offer, accepted it, but stayed in school. blissing out!
other people who got unconditionals went to work in safeways or whatever. i couldn't be arsed with that shit. i mean, what exactly are student loans for? it's not as if having an extra £300 when you leave the island can get you places.

[zorra_chiflada]

this thread has so much fucking potential.
come on guys, keep it going.

[monkey]

turd is the kid that lights shit on fire

ericlee is a total jock

scarysquirrel is the male version of lindsey. everyone loves him.

[DIGI]

I say Beastiegirrl101 cuz I think she'd be the only girl to care that she won.

[beastiegirrl101]

I say Beastiegirrl101 cuz I think she'd be the only girl to care that she won.

this is interesting. and kinda weird.

[beastieangel01]

I was awkward and never could get a date to a dance in high school. I got the courage to ask one guy out on a date to the movies, and then I got stood up AND ignored afterward. BUT ANYWAY!

I don't know. I think all the ladies here have a lot going for them. I cannot pick just one. Honestly.

[zorra_chiflada]

how to they choose homecoming/prom queen?
is it a vote?
if so, VOTE YOU CUNTS!

[na§tee]

zorra is aggressive today!
are you drunk?!

[zorra_chiflada]

no. i'm just being me. :(

[burbboi]

i'm calling shenanigans

[Bob]

i like the word "cunts". not as a term for vagina, that's just nasty and crude. but as an insult, it's great. it's just mean enough. i wish it would catch on in america so i could use it without having to explain what it means

[zorra_chiflada]

swearing a lot makes you sound like a commoner. i don't recommend it. it's a terrible habit i got off my parents.

[Bob]

swearing a lot makes you sound like a commoner. i don't recommend it. it's a terrible habit i got off my parents.

i try not to do it out loud too much, but every other word in my thoughts is a swear. it's all fuck this cunt that

[zorra_chiflada]

and like, my mother tries to be all sweet and christian and shit, but when nobody else is around she's all "fuck you asshole," "crapshit" "holy fucking crap"

[cosmo105]

cosmo is the girl that gets into harvard but decides to go to africa to help the children.
woo!

hah, and when zorra takes off her glasses and lets her hair down and puts on blush, BAM! instant super-hottie and all the guys are like *drooool*.

when heiress gets handed the crown, and ba01 and bgirl101 and pauli and ddd and dandy and sarky and beth and alruggs are all clapping politely onstage with their mini-tiaras, whispering "bitch" to each other, the queen looks around and says...

"you know, this isn't fair. you're all princesses and queens tonight." and she rips apart a piece at a time and tosses it to all of them a la mean girls. and everyone feels really great and ddd makes out with tnlol in his varsity sweater and they take off in a van that's rocking back and forth. sarky starts break dancing (she wore heels and track pants just so she could do just that), dandy drunk dials the principal, and beth goes out for a smoke. i'm just about to leave for the train to africa when...

someone finds skye crying behind the dumpster in her pink sateen gown, running her mascara, fashioning a crown out of leftover aluminum foil from taco bell burrito wrappers, her breath reeking of chalupa. echewta walks over to her in his sky blue tux, wipes her eyes, pulls her chin up to his, and kisses away her tears. then leads her inside, with her head held high, and is never heard from again.

don't you...*der ner ner ner*...forget about me...*doo doo*...don't, don't, dont, hey...

[Dorothy Wood]

nice work


but I'll be the one sitting at home watching TGIF. :(

[Echewta]

Am I an nice jock/prom king or the ahole jock/prom king that has to learn a lesson?

[cosmo105]

you're the ahole newspaper editor that has to be taught a lesson and that skye always ignored in the halls but you were the only one that stood up for her through all those frat party rumors and she always shoved you into the lockers as she passed but secretly looked back through her curly blonde tendrlls to make sure you got back up.

[Echewta]

Newspaper smart and the King. Awesome.

[cosmo105]

D. WOOD works as an art director at a fancy-dancy-ass museum in Chicago. She is currently romancing half of The Strokes.

ZORRA works for a non-profit organization for counseling rape victims and helping them learn martial arts so they can go back and kick that motherfucker's ass. she also fronts an all-girl (except for her boyfriend, joey, on star-shaped tambourine) band called The Douches that plays regular shows around the entire Asian continent. their sophomore album, "Keep Your Ass Fat," reached double platinum in Australia. they are big in Japan.

DANDYFOP is most famous for her screenplays, however, her real passion is directing. She ran into some scandal in the mid '90s when a sex tape between her and an as-yet-unidentified Osmond surfaced on the internet. She is finally out of Utah.

DIPDIPDIVE and TNLOL went on a string of bakery robberies across the Northeast in 1992 and were finally stopped in a hail of bullets outside a Dunkin' Donuts in Detroit. they were kept in separate facilities for two years before their escape, in which two guards suffered mad shin bruises. they are presumed dead, or armed and full of muffins.

HEIRESS is still really hot.

COSMO got sick of helping the children and set up a rehabilitation center for killer whales that had lived in captivity. she trained them, dressed in a black and white dive suit, to hunt and dive - and the ocean is now full of twirling, smiling, and waving killing machines. she lives with steger on an ice floe in antarctica on their penguin farm.

ECHEWTA and SKYE married and live somewhere in the midwest united states. they have not been seen alive since 1993.

[b-grrrlie]

What does it really mean? Homecoming queen? And why is she coming home? And why do they crown those? I never understood...

[B4BY 4NN]

This thread should be something like..

If the members of the BBMB were on Degrassi...

[cookiepuss]

I'd be the drama geek whi is also on student council and probably leading the homecoming committe...thus I would not be queen.

[synch]

I'm the fat kid with glasses.

You have to have one of those.

[drizl]

cosmo...im impressed:)

i never went to one highschool dance. instead i was the one who ate mushrooms out in the forest, climbing trees and running around until the sun came up...for some reason, when the dances came around, me and my friends took to the forest.

anyways, i dont think i missed out on much.

[TurdBerglar]

i like the word "cunts". not as a term for vagina, that's just nasty and crude. but as an insult, it's great. it's just mean enough. i wish it would catch on in america so i could use it without having to explain what it means


everyone knows what cunts mean, asshole. mass is has got to be the capitol for swearing in the US.

[QueenAdrock]

What does it really mean? Homecoming queen? And why is she coming home? And why do they crown those? I never understood...

We have homecoming dances. It's every fall, the graduating class of the previous spring is invited back home to their old school to meet up with old friends and see how the beginning of their college careers are going, or what their plans are. Universities have homecomings too, I plan to go to UMD's this September.

After the first year of you being graduated, you don't really want to go anymore because then it seems like you're desparate and lonely.

And the homecoming queen is just a popularity contest for people still entering the school, they steal votes and back-stab their competetion in order to win that stupid crown dealie and say they're the most sought-after girl in school when in actuality it doesn't say that at all, just shows that their conniving witches. At least, that's how MY high school worked.

[kaiser soze]

I don't care who's queen

I just wanna touch a butt during a slow dance!

woohoo!

[Pres Zount]

I'm in a gang. :mad:

Who wants to join?

[B4BY 4NN]

I'm in a gang. :mad:

Who wants to join?

ME!!!

[Tzar]

chewie would win. no doubt about it.

cosmo would probably be the chick winner thing.

[Pres Zount]

ME!!!

Yer in :mad:(y)

[na§tee]

i am never included in any bbmb role-play. :( not even on my birthday!

anyway, i'm the college girl. :cool:

[hpdrifter]

I can't believe no one has nominated mikey! Or maybe that joke is a little played out by now.

Oh well, I haven't been around much so I'm a few months behind the times anyway. I nominate Mikey for homecoming queen!

[b-grrrlie]

We have homecoming dances. It's every fall, the graduating class of the previous spring is invited back home to their old school to meet up with old friends and see how the beginning of their college careers are going, or what their plans are. Universities have homecomings too, I plan to go to UMD's this September.

After the first year of you being graduated, you don't really want to go anymore because then it seems like you're desparate and lonely.

And the homecoming queen is just a popularity contest for people still entering the school, they steal votes and back-stab their competetion in order to win that stupid crown dealie and say they're the most sought-after girl in school when in actuality it doesn't say that at all, just shows that their conniving witches. At least, that's how MY high school worked.
Thanks! Finally some clearance in the picture! I didn't know it was some previous students that came back, I always thought it was like the last dance of the year before everyone got separated (like American Graffiti, but as a dance).


So I should be the fat, four-eyed foreign student who say What? alot? And then turns out to have the grooviest dorm of them all.

[cosmo105]

the last dance of the year is prom. i never went to either of mine. don't think i missed much though. school dances are pretty lame.

[B4BY 4NN]

Yer in :mad:(y)

What's our gang name? :mad:

[Pres Zount]

If you can't think up anything better than The Killers then I guess we're stuck with that. :mad:

[B4BY 4NN]

If you can't think up anything better than The Killers then I guess we're stuck with that. :mad:

What about the Yakuza? Then we can get KINGYO!!! :cool:

I mean :mad:(y)

[Pres Zount]

Oh yeah, I totally forgot. :mad: (y)

and there's no Japanese kids to stop us yet!

[enree erzweglle]

I thought homecoming happened after an away football game or a series of away football games. The players "come home" to all of that homecoming stuff.

If we do have a BBMB homecoming ritual--and every popularity thread is that in a way--it should be done after the boards have been down for a few days after a crash and then after they come back.

[QueenAdrock]

I thought homecoming happened after an away football game or a series of away football games. The players "come home" to all of that homecoming stuff.

If we do have a BBMB homecoming ritual--and every popularity thread is that in a way--it should be done after the boards have been down for a few days after a crash and then after they come back.

Well, we always did have a homecoming football game. But I always thought it was about the recent grads, because they'd get invitations in the mail inviting them back home for a mini-reunion. Maybe it's both?

[jennyb]

woo!

hah, and when zorra takes off her glasses and lets her hair down and puts on blush, BAM! instant super-hottie and all the guys are like *drooool*.

when heiress gets handed the crown, and ba01 and bgirl101 and pauli and ddd and dandy and sarky and beth and alruggs are all clapping politely onstage with their mini-tiaras, whispering "bitch" to each other, the queen looks around and says...

"you know, this isn't fair. you're all princesses and queens tonight." and she rips apart a piece at a time and tosses it to all of them a la mean girls. and everyone feels really great and ddd makes out with tnlol in his varsity sweater and they take off in a van that's rocking back and forth. sarky starts break dancing (she wore heels and track pants just so she could do just that), dandy drunk dials the principal, and beth goes out for a smoke. i'm just about to leave for the train to africa when...

someone finds skye crying behind the dumpster in her pink sateen gown, running her mascara, fashioning a crown out of leftover aluminum foil from taco bell burrito wrappers, her breath reeking of chalupa. echewta walks over to her in his sky blue tux, wipes her eyes, pulls her chin up to his, and kisses away her tears. then leads her inside, with her head held high, and is never heard from again.

don't you...*der ner ner ner*...forget about me...*doo doo*...don't, don't, dont, hey...

*wipes tear* :( that was beeeeautifuuullll

heh heh, I was the prom queen in my super small tiny hometown, so funny...:o kinda.