I'm looking for a summer fling

[Dorothy Wood]

seriously, I think that would keep me in line. I'm too ridiculous right now. I stay out spend all my money, I sleep either 5 hours, or 12. anyway, my point is, I'm going to give online personals another try. even though I've had absolutely no luck with it in the past. just a couple of awkward dates. but this time it will work!

unfortunately, I've only seen one boy that is cute. INTERNET!

I'm drunk.

[Bob]

that's so weird, i've been looking to be flung all summer ;) ;) ;)

[g-mile7]

this makes me laugh on so many levels. Thank you for being you.

[monkey]

dear miss dorothy,

love will find you when you least expect it.

love,

me.

[Echewta]

Meet a wealthy benefactor.

[Dorothy Wood]

that's so weird, i've been looking to be flung all summer ;) ;) ;)

don't tease me bobbin.

[Dorothy Wood]

dear miss dorothy,

love will find you when you least expect it.

love,

me.

that's what they all say. hmph!

[Echewta]

quote me you ass.

[jabumbo]

bob would be the perfect quickie for a girl like you

[b i o n i c]

thread of the day.

[Dorothy Wood]

quote me you ass.


:mad:

[Dorothy Wood]

bob would be the perfect quickie for a girl like you

what does that mean? I want to build a relationship with bob, not just use him for sex.

[Bob]

seriously. what kind of slut do you think i am?

[beastiegirrl101]

DW....I am telling you stop being a freak and meet us out some night. I have adorable, single, very available male friends....


Plus I hear eharmony is like $250

[Dorothy Wood]

DW....I am telling you stop being a freak and meet us out some night. I have adorable, single, very available male friends....


Plus I hear eharmony is like $250


"here, meet my friend, she's from the internet and she's looking for a man."

ha ha

:(

yeah, eharmony is expensive, I'm not doing that shit. my mom offered to pay for it for me, but I said, "the kind of boys I like wouldn't pay that much money to get a date". she met her boyfriend on there though. they're in love and crap.

[Dorothy Wood]

this cute one here, he seems alright. according to our personality quizzes, we'd be a good match. he looks sort of like liev schreiber. maybe I'll send him some nudes.

[beastiegirrl101]

"here, meet my friend, she's from the internet and she's looking for a man." ha ha :(.

you know it wouldnt be like that, nerd. ;)

It would be more like, this is my friend that I met on the beastie boys message board a few years ago, she lives in LS, has a few cats and is just lookin to bone this summer....you interested?

[jabumbo]

only without the cats because they will flare up my nostrils

[Echewta]

yeah, eharmony is expensive, I'm not doing that shit. my mom offered to pay for it for me, but I said, "the kind of boys I like wouldn't pay that much money to get a date". she met her boyfriend on there though. they're in love and crap.

And you dont want love and crap?

[Miho Mingu]

seriously, I think that would keep me in line. I'm too ridiculous right now. I stay out spend all my money, I sleep either 5 hours, or 12. anyway, my point is, I'm going to give online personals another try. even though I've had absolutely no luck with it in the past. just a couple of awkward dates. but this time it will work!

unfortunately, I've only seen one boy that is cute. INTERNET!

I'm drunk.

Hook up with Assmang. (a board member here) He's a dashing, handsome, young man from our state. (I say our as I live in Illinois as well) He is a great guy, though, after talking to him for some time.

[Bob]

And you dont want love and crap?

i've got a lot of crap to give

[Echewta]

I'm sure your toilet is thrilled.

[Bob]

I'm sure your toilet is thrilled.

i found it on craigslist

[Echewta]

Craigslist. OK ASCII boy!

[beastiegirrl101]

I'm sure your toilet is thrilled.

you mean filled.

[Dorothy Wood]

And you dont want love and crap?

yes, I do. but my heart, eet ees broken. okay, it's not broken, just tired.

[Dorothy Wood]

you know it wouldnt be like that, nerd. ;)

It would be more like, this is my friend that I met on the beastie boys message board a few years ago, she lives in LS, has a few cats and is just lookin to bone this summer....you interested?


and they'll say, "NO! GROSS!"

[beastieangel01]

and this folks, is why I love this board.

[Echewta]

So is the board going to be your summer fling?

[beastieangel01]

yes. exactly. OH GOD! BOARD! MAKE OUT WITH ME! *slobbers on computer screen*

[Echewta]

Nasty. Now i have to have a screen guard just to be safe with the board.

[beastieangel01]

I thought you already had e-herpes, chew chew head. What's it matter now? :mad:

[Echewta]

IT MATTERS! (http://media1.gkko.com/3148/catspeaks.wmv)

[drizl]

flings are great at first, but then i catch myself and say, what the fuck am i doing i need to get the fuck out of here. by then its winter and im out of sunshine. time to head to the desert

[Loppfessor]

seriously, I think that would keep me in line. I'm too ridiculous right now. I stay out spend all my money, I sleep either 5 hours, or 12. anyway, my point is, I'm going to give online personals another try. even though I've had absolutely no luck with it in the past. just a couple of awkward dates. but this time it will work!

unfortunately, I've only seen one boy that is cute. INTERNET!

I'm drunk.


Umm are you a female with a nice booty? If so I'd be willing to glance over your resume

[na§tee]

come to glasgow. drink cider. come dance at the buff club (no! you pervs! not that sort of club!). hot boys from art schools will be totally all over you. i guarantee!

[Dorothy Wood]

come to glasgow. drink cider. come dance at the buff club (no! you pervs! not that sort of club!). hot boys from art schools will be totally all over you. i guarantee!

that sounds like a great idea. but I'll have to win the lottery first. :(